September 15, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey. Here we go. This is from Louise and Racine.
Louise writes, I have a trip planned, and my husband
has his panties in a bunch because he can't go.
We've been married forty years and this is the first
girl's trip I've ever been on. We've never been apart
(00:21):
for five straight days. Should I take him with me
or not?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hell? No, I'm gonna sit down somewhere wa Washington football season.
Gotch a game? Five days without your wife? Dog, go
somewhere or do something.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Get you some cigah, Sit down in the backyard, be quiet,
enjoy your peace. Forty years, I ain't never been apart
for five days. What I'm not gonna be married that
long and not be apart for five days.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm not. We're not gonna make it. We gonna make it.
He's not gonna make it that five days. He's not
gonna we had forty years.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, that's the lovet.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I've been married since I was two, so I've been
married for forty three years. Forty three years I've been married,
mm hmm. But in that it's been to three different people.
You spread it out, that's fine. I spread spread it out.
I keep a running total. I get time for credits, credits, time,
(01:25):
I won't time serve credits.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Can't just have me in it and don't give me time.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I know I won't out, but I was still in it,
so just give me credit. So I don't know how
y'all have been together forty years. Ain't never been apart
for five days? You must because should I take him
with me?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Now you need some time, lady. You need time for
your girl.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What's your girl?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You need? Everybody need time off?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Moving on to Shanda and Brooklyn, Shanda writes, my daughter
is being teased because her daddy is dating a lie
at her school. I can't say anything to him because
he'll get mad and stop paying child support. If I
go to the school, the lady will get fired. Do
I take a risk and call her daddy?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, let me explain something to y'all. Don't know if
you understand how child support work.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
If you call her daddy and he get mad and
he stopped paying the child's reput, then he get to
go to court, and that's called contempt.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You can go jail for not paying child sip.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Now she's being your daughter being teased because her daddy
is dating somebody at the school, one of the other
parents or the teacher or something.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
See, the mother is using an excuse because the girl
is being teased.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
What they saying, what the kids are saying.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Your daddy likes somebody other than your mom or your daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's dating with gim teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Your daddy is sleep deep been with to put us
up on whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh that's true. Daddy up there winning that if that'd
have dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You off with Lord, look at him bringing it. Daddy
up at the school. He getting some mocked, the little
drop off some pickles.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, but they're teasing the baby though.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's me. Baby ain't getting teased that bad. If it
sounded like what you just saw, it's get under your
skin right there.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, and it's cause for concern for sure. Yeah, she
shouldn't the baby.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, Well, what you want to do, What you're gonna
say to the daddy because he ain't gonna stop datingly?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, I don't think that's her concern. Again, it's because
her child is being teased.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Your teacher is your mama saying it? You know, I
finny get an e now now that's all I means
that you'll come back to the teaser.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Moving on to Montes and Juniper, Jupiter Montes says, Sunday,
I got into a scuffle with someone over a football bet.
My wife is disappointed in me for fighting, and she's
been talking to me like a child because I currently
am not working. It was only one hundred dollars that
I lost. Should I have lied to my wife instead?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah? Well you see once? Should I have lied? Always?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah? Best question?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What what did the truth get you?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
She's talking to him like a child?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
What did the truth?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Nor?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Should I have lied? Why would you not?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And if you don't want to lie, done to you?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And if you don't want to lie, yeah, don't say nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What you even tell about the fight for?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Because maybe maybe he came home looking crazy?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
He already does. Well, see now he's out there.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He needed to quit betting because he ain't working right
and he can't fight.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Things.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, you two things. You need to be careful of
betting and fighting and when you ain't working, especially if
he lost the hunting.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, he did, see.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think that's what the argument, because he came home
bruised up my work fault and ain't working and lost
the hunting.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's probably This is what I wanted to ask you, though,
Colo she's talking to him like a child.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
What does that sound like?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Getting ran up down there and got your beat and
then lost hundred dollars, And now you're coming back up
in at the house. Were already in here struggling and
ain't got grocery school, and you just took your stupid
being down there and then got your tail whipped and
lost a hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And we needed that hundred dollars to put these groceries
up in here.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
These kids ain't eating this stuff right here, and you
were this and now they having popsicles for dinner. And
while you're sitting up there here, that set up here
and lost a dog one hundred dollars with your stick
behind like you getting the betting money you ain't even got,
And that was the hundred I gave you. And what
you were supposed to do, You're supposed to go down
there and put it on that light deal. But now
you went down there and bet your money. You done
(06:26):
lost a hundred, got you a little stupid behind whipped?
What you mean, Craig always jumping on you? Quit betting.
You can't whoop Crig. You can't whoop nobody down. It
don't make no sense.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Good Lord a mighty'll do it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
They eating popsicles for dinner, dinner, got.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All these kids in here now, everybody hung because you
down here betting and you ain't worth it?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Should he go to his room, set up and here?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And what is your betting on the cowboys?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
For?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I told you.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
All right? Thank you, Celo.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Last one from Raynelle and Charlotte Ranelle says, my husband
said he was hanging.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Get out the freezer.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You don't get no more pops.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You're talking to him about the baby. I'm talking to
the husband like a child anymore. Hundred dollars, hundred dollars.
Yeah didn't it? Yeah, it did, so it did.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Stop watching them cartoons and get out here and find some.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Work, all right. We want to We want to thank you, Celo.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Don't ask me about this PlayStation no more this half
of the hour, will I No, I don't know where
the joystick is because I'll be at
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Work right After this, you're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.
It is time to ask the CLO our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey. Here we go. This is from Louise and Racine.
Louise writes, I have a trip planned, and my husband
has his panties in a bunch because he can't go.
We've been married forty years and this is the first
girl's trip I've ever been on. We've never been apart
(00:21):
for five straight days. Should I take him with me
or not?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hell? No, I'm gonna sit down somewhere wa Washington football season.
Gotch a game? Five days without your wife? Dog, go
somewhere or do something.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Get you some cigah, Sit down in the backyard, be quiet,
enjoy your peace. Forty years, I ain't never been apart
for five days. What I'm not gonna be married that
long and not be apart for five days.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm not. We're not gonna make it. We gonna make it.
He's not gonna make it that five days. He's not
gonna we had forty years.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, that's the lovet.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I've been married since I was two, so I've been
married for forty three years. Forty three years I've been married,
mm hmm. But in that it's been to three different people.
You spread it out, that's fine. I spread spread it out.
I keep a running total. I get time for credits, credits, time,
(01:25):
I won't time serve credits.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Can't just have me in it and don't give me time.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I know I won't out, but I was still in it,
so just give me credit. So I don't know how
y'all have been together forty years. Ain't never been apart
for five days? You must because should I take him
with me?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Now you need some time, lady. You need time for
your girl.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What's your girl?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You need? Everybody need time off?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Moving on to Shanda and Brooklyn, Shanda writes, my daughter
is being teased because her daddy is dating a lie
at her school. I can't say anything to him because
he'll get mad and stop paying child support. If I
go to the school, the lady will get fired. Do
I take a risk and call her daddy?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, let me explain something to y'all. Don't know if
you understand how child support work.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
If you call her daddy and he get mad and
he stopped paying the child's reput, then he get to
go to court, and that's called contempt.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You can go jail for not paying child sip.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Now she's being your daughter being teased because her daddy
is dating somebody at the school, one of the other
parents or the teacher or something.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
See, the mother is using an excuse because the girl
is being teased.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
What they saying, what the kids are saying.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Your daddy likes somebody other than your mom or your daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's dating with gim teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Your daddy is sleep deep been with to put us
up on whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh that's true. Daddy up there winning that if that'd
have dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You off with Lord, look at him bringing it. Daddy
up at the school. He getting some mocked, the little
drop off some pickles.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, but they're teasing the baby though.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's me. Baby ain't getting teased that bad. If it
sounded like what you just saw, it's get under your
skin right there.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, and it's cause for concern for sure. Yeah, she
shouldn't the baby.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, Well, what you want to do, What you're gonna
say to the daddy because he ain't gonna stop datingly?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, I don't think that's her concern. Again, it's because
her child is being teased.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Your teacher is your mama saying it? You know, I
finny get an e now now that's all I means
that you'll come back to the teaser.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Moving on to Montes and Juniper, Jupiter Montes says, Sunday,
I got into a scuffle with someone over a football bet.
My wife is disappointed in me for fighting, and she's
been talking to me like a child because I currently
am not working. It was only one hundred dollars that
I lost. Should I have lied to my wife instead?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah? Well you see once? Should I have lied? Always?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah? Best question?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What what did the truth get you?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
She's talking to him like a child?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
What did the truth?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Nor?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Should I have lied? Why would you not?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And if you don't want to lie, done to you?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And if you don't want to lie, yeah, don't say nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What you even tell about the fight for?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Because maybe maybe he came home looking crazy?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
He already does. Well, see now he's out there.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He needed to quit betting because he ain't working right
and he can't fight.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Things.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, you two things. You need to be careful of
betting and fighting and when you ain't working, especially if
he lost the hunting.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, he did, see.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think that's what the argument, because he came home
bruised up my work fault and ain't working and lost
the hunting.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's probably This is what I wanted to ask you, though,
Colo she's talking to him like a child.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
What does that sound like?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Getting ran up down there and got your beat and
then lost hundred dollars, And now you're coming back up
in at the house. Were already in here struggling and
ain't got grocery school, and you just took your stupid
being down there and then got your tail whipped and
lost a hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And we needed that hundred dollars to put these groceries
up in here.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
These kids ain't eating this stuff right here, and you
were this and now they having popsicles for dinner. And
while you're sitting up there here, that set up here
and lost a dog one hundred dollars with your stick
behind like you getting the betting money you ain't even got,
And that was the hundred I gave you. And what
you were supposed to do, You're supposed to go down
there and put it on that light deal. But now
you went down there and bet your money. You done
(06:26):
lost a hundred, got you a little stupid behind whipped?
What you mean, Craig always jumping on you? Quit betting.
You can't whoop Crig. You can't whoop nobody down. It
don't make no sense.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Good Lord a mighty'll do it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
They eating popsicles for dinner, dinner, got.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All these kids in here now, everybody hung because you
down here betting and you ain't worth it?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Should he go to his room, set up and here?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And what is your betting on the cowboys?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
For?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I told you.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
All right? Thank you, Celo.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Last one from Raynelle and Charlotte Ranelle says, my husband
said he was hanging.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Get out the freezer.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You don't get no more pops.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You're talking to him about the baby. I'm talking to
the husband like a child anymore. Hundred dollars, hundred dollars.
Yeah didn't it? Yeah, it did, so it did.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Stop watching them cartoons and get out here and find some.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Work, all right. We want to We want to thank you, Celo.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Don't ask me about this PlayStation no more this half
of the hour, will I No, I don't know where
the joystick is because I'll be at
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Work right After this, you're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.
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