September 16, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO with our chief
love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is from Chris in Flint, Chris Wrights. I put
a bunch of meat on the grill before I took
my son to practice. I got home and my in
laws were there and we're raving about how good my
ribs were. I barely had any meat left. My wife
can't understand why I'm mad? Why did she allow this? What?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh, the decent thing would at least save some for
your husband because it's your husband's house. You can't let
your in laws come over there and get in front
of your man. So you should have saved something for
your man. That's that's a fact. Hey, hey, hey, Steve cook,
these ribs. Take a quarter slab that's for Steve, half
(00:53):
slab that's for Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So yeah, she should have she should have not allowed
them to eat all of it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who had the audacity to open my grill and take
the stuff off of Who did in laws?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
In laws that stay daughter house? That's how they.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Looked at it, right, all right? Moving on to Wanda
is serious. Yeah, the grillers perked up on this one.
Didn't he Wanda in paradise rights. My boyfriend moved in
with me and I thought, you know, he would at
least pay the utilities. He said, we didn't have that
agreement before he moved in, so he's not responsible for
(01:33):
my bills. My house is paid for. Does he have
a valid argument or not?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, No, he doesn't have a valid argument. And you're
stupid for allowing a man to move in and live
off you. How does this work? What do you mean
we didn't have that agreement before? Where is his honor?
Where's the character in this guy? You've married a man
who doesn't have character? I mean you've I mean you've
(01:59):
you've allowed a man to move into your house that
doesn't have character. What are you even talking? Does he
have a valid point? Put him out? Put him out?
How you gonna move in on the woman? And you
ain't gonna handle the bills? She'd have bought the house.
And now you in here talking about you ain't. That
wasn't no agreement, man, So what you in here for?
(02:20):
So he get everything he want you? You sleeping with him, Yeah,
cuddling with him, spooning with him, cooking for him. In
the words of my Grandmama laughing on him and now
and now what?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And now what? He He ain't got nothing on life?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why why are you in here?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That makes no sense? How did you let a man
move in? And y'all ain't have no rules? See that's
what's wrong. Man, y'all keep doing stuff without without talking
it out. Now here in here talking about he? That
was no agreement. What kind of bum person is this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Get out?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He's just an indecent human being.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Put this dude out and quit seeing him.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, all right, great advice, he elo. Moving on to
Gabe and Schamberg, Gabe writes, I was having sex with
one of my longtime friends and I noticed that she
was recording us. She said that she records us all
of the time. I asked her to delete the videos.
We're both married, so why would she record us? Can
she be trusted?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What can she be trusted? You don't understand what this
is gonna be. See this is this is called blackmail.
We both married, I record us all the time. I
asked her to delete it. I'm not asking you, no,
I'm taking all e phones, all e phone going to
(03:53):
the house with me, all of them, all of.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Cant that was put then take it to the un.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All these there ain't none of this getting out? Can
she be trusted? No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wow, she's recording.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, but it ain't in a mirror and you moving?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
All right? What is that? This is so crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That is so crazy?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Last one, Coelo. This is from Alison in the Bronx.
Alison writes, my husband told me that from now on
he will decide when we have sex, and he will
initiate it. He said he is tired of me being
aggressive with him and it makes him feel like the wife.
So her question is, so men don't want women to
(04:57):
initiate sex or is it just him she wants?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Not the way you've been doing it. Address this he
can't do?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What has she been doing?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Excuse wait? This a woman talking to him? Open your lips. Wait,
make it better.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't care nothing about that TV being on. You
ain't watching no more games? You can watch this.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Shut up? What is you crying for?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You're a little pump behind Lay down kiss me? Do
you shut your little simple self up? My mama told
me you was gonna be like this your mama, Are
(05:56):
you done?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's the last one? But what is he doing? While
she's doing all of.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
That, her.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Baby, Hold on, I don't want you your lip right now,
come on your lip?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, baby baby? Hold up, baby, hold up?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The game on, baby baby.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
The game on, baby baby.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Everybody looking, everybody's looking.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah he got you know, the fellas is over for
the game. She she just on just letting him happen.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What about what about the fight party?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Baby baby, baby baby? This is just the second round
crawfeted winning. I don't want no lap dance?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right is too aggressive?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, that's waiting too much. Hey, hey, hey man, what
y'all looking at?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
She just playing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But her question is, so this is most men she
wants to know. Don't so men don't want women to
initiate sex? Or is it just him?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
No, we don't mind that at all. It's just obviously
you have been too much. Well, he got to come
in the house after work one day and just sit
on babies from now on.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Listen to me. I decide when we have sick.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
These are the rule.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I decide when we're gonna have sex. You're gonna stop
all this treating me coming here, Donna taar my shirt off.
And he's really got no buttons on six shirts.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Six my work shirt, hippers on my work uniform. I
got to go to I gotta go to work. I
got four work uniforms. All them zippers gone.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I got safe depends on these zippers stuck themself Friday,
trying to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We don't stop all this.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're listening The Hardy Morning Show.
It is time to ask the CLO with our chief
love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is from Chris in Flint, Chris Wrights. I put
a bunch of meat on the grill before I took
my son to practice. I got home and my in
laws were there and we're raving about how good my
ribs were. I barely had any meat left. My wife
can't understand why I'm mad? Why did she allow this? What?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh, the decent thing would at least save some for
your husband because it's your husband's house. You can't let
your in laws come over there and get in front
of your man. So you should have saved something for
your man. That's that's a fact. Hey, hey, hey, Steve cook,
these ribs. Take a quarter slab that's for Steve, half
(00:53):
slab that's for Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So yeah, she should have she should have not allowed
them to eat all of it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who had the audacity to open my grill and take
the stuff off of Who did in laws?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
In laws that stay daughter house? That's how they.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Looked at it, right, all right? Moving on to Wanda
is serious. Yeah, the grillers perked up on this one.
Didn't he Wanda in paradise rights. My boyfriend moved in
with me and I thought, you know, he would at
least pay the utilities. He said, we didn't have that
agreement before he moved in, so he's not responsible for
(01:33):
my bills. My house is paid for. Does he have
a valid argument or not?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, No, he doesn't have a valid argument. And you're
stupid for allowing a man to move in and live
off you. How does this work? What do you mean
we didn't have that agreement before? Where is his honor?
Where's the character in this guy? You've married a man
who doesn't have character? I mean you've I mean you've
(01:59):
you've allowed a man to move into your house that
doesn't have character. What are you even talking? Does he
have a valid point? Put him out? Put him out?
How you gonna move in on the woman? And you
ain't gonna handle the bills? She'd have bought the house.
And now you in here talking about you ain't. That
wasn't no agreement, man, So what you in here for?
(02:20):
So he get everything he want you? You sleeping with him, Yeah,
cuddling with him, spooning with him, cooking for him. In
the words of my Grandmama laughing on him and now
and now what?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And now what? He He ain't got nothing on life?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why why are you in here?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That makes no sense? How did you let a man
move in? And y'all ain't have no rules? See that's
what's wrong. Man, y'all keep doing stuff without without talking
it out. Now here in here talking about he? That
was no agreement. What kind of bum person is this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Get out?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He's just an indecent human being.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Put this dude out and quit seeing him.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, all right, great advice, he elo. Moving on to
Gabe and Schamberg, Gabe writes, I was having sex with
one of my longtime friends and I noticed that she
was recording us. She said that she records us all
of the time. I asked her to delete the videos.
We're both married, so why would she record us? Can
she be trusted?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What can she be trusted? You don't understand what this
is gonna be. See this is this is called blackmail.
We both married, I record us all the time. I
asked her to delete it. I'm not asking you, no,
I'm taking all e phones, all e phone going to
(03:53):
the house with me, all of them, all of.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Cant that was put then take it to the un.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All these there ain't none of this getting out? Can
she be trusted? No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wow, she's recording.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, but it ain't in a mirror and you moving?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
All right? What is that? This is so crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That is so crazy?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Last one, Coelo. This is from Alison in the Bronx.
Alison writes, my husband told me that from now on
he will decide when we have sex, and he will
initiate it. He said he is tired of me being
aggressive with him and it makes him feel like the wife.
So her question is, so men don't want women to
(04:57):
initiate sex or is it just him she wants?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Not the way you've been doing it. Address this he
can't do?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What has she been doing?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Excuse wait? This a woman talking to him? Open your lips. Wait,
make it better.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't care nothing about that TV being on. You
ain't watching no more games? You can watch this.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Shut up? What is you crying for?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You're a little pump behind Lay down kiss me? Do
you shut your little simple self up? My mama told
me you was gonna be like this your mama, Are
(05:56):
you done?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's the last one? But what is he doing? While
she's doing all of.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
That, her.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Baby, Hold on, I don't want you your lip right now,
come on your lip?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, baby baby? Hold up, baby, hold up?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The game on, baby baby.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
The game on, baby baby.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Everybody looking, everybody's looking.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah he got you know, the fellas is over for
the game. She she just on just letting him happen.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What about what about the fight party?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Baby baby, baby baby? This is just the second round
crawfeted winning. I don't want no lap dance?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right is too aggressive?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, that's waiting too much. Hey, hey, hey man, what
y'all looking at?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
She just playing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But her question is, so this is most men she
wants to know. Don't so men don't want women to
initiate sex? Or is it just him?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
No, we don't mind that at all. It's just obviously
you have been too much. Well, he got to come
in the house after work one day and just sit
on babies from now on.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Listen to me. I decide when we have sick.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
These are the rule.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I decide when we're gonna have sex. You're gonna stop
all this treating me coming here, Donna taar my shirt off.
And he's really got no buttons on six shirts.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Six my work shirt, hippers on my work uniform. I
got to go to I gotta go to work. I
got four work uniforms. All them zippers gone.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I got safe depends on these zippers stuck themself Friday,
trying to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We don't stop all this.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
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