Ask The CLO - 09.17.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it's time to ask the clo or chief clove
Officer and my friend Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, this is.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
From Franklin and Riverside. Franklin writes, I took care of
my wife's teeth and she got a breast reduction before
we got married. I fixed what I wanted to fix,
and I think she's perfect, But now she wants larger boobs.
I don't like large boobs. Who's she trying to impress
with those things?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hey, bro, oh Franklin, I.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Don't know what to complain is. You said you fixed
her teeth and got her a breast reduction. Ain't that
what he's saying? Yeah? Yeah, Then he said she wants
some bigger ones. Yeah, see, bruh, she probably if you
got a breast reduction. Maybe she just wanted to be
a little perky or something like that. But I don't

(00:54):
like big breath. Who are you?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah? But he said I fixed what I wanted to fix.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well she won't she get this is her body. This
ain't your body price in science. You're wrong, bro, You
fix what you wanted to fix. Well what about what
she wants? It's her body? Like, who's she trying to impress. Well,
I don't like big breath, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
What Yeah, this is crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
She miss her.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
She rag, I've never heard of ben. She wants a bag.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
She miss a girl said, I want a rag bag?
Rag bag? You mean mane rag bag? Rag hold man?

(01:53):
Moving on, my rag bad, my rag bag?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Jel all right, uh. Moving on to Jilani and Northcross.
Jilani writes, during intimacy, my husband did a sideways thing
and he said that he knows it's my favorite position.
I have never been twisted like that before. But he's

(02:21):
he's trying to convince me that I have God. Why
does he think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
Got his positions?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's what?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
How was he going to get out of that one?
Mister Harvey, let's hit his lock, come on.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Waiting. Well, I would have never said that, so let
me thank for me, She says, Why does he think
I'm dumb enough to fall for that? You know that? Well?

(03:05):
All I would do, if I were here, would say,
well did you like it?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's your coming back?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, that's what I have to say, what did you
like it? Because I have imagined us doing this, and
in my mind I just saw it being all that
for you, and so I just soon but did you
like it? Though? If you don't like it, we ain't
got to do it no more?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, all right? That that kind of works, although she
knows that.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You know no no no no no no no no no.
All I need for you to do. Right there, She'll say,
you know that could work. That's all I need could work.
All I that see, listen to me when you lie.
All the lie has to do is cause reasonable doubt.
That's all I need.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
He's a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's all I need create reasonable doubt.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
He said, I want my rag room with that.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You should have had a song for that one. Jelani
and Norcross, all right. Moving on to Laney and Nnatha's
Laney writes, my ten year old son has girls calling
him on my phone because I don't allow him to
use his phone during the week. He told me that
I am ruining his social life. You are ruining my

(04:30):
social life here? Am I supposed to care about his
social life? Is you should?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Because he do? He cares about his social life so much.
Says I can't use my phone. Hear my mama number.
Holler at your boy, mama. Mama your mama. They owe me.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
They own your boy.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You got with the people.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
He's tend Steve this. This little boy is ten years old.
Don't you know?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I got two DearS for people, old people.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
What how old are the little girls that are calling him?
How old are that?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh? They eleven? Twelve? He own them. We're all up
in that boy. He he got a little teenager called
little thirteen year olds. This little boy right here, you
got game. He conversation. They calling these ain't texts.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
They call it hello, Wow, held your name today?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Hello? Can I speak to Delicia? Delisa? Don't have no
phone until the weekends, but he gave me your phone. Man,
can you stop blocking? Please and put the LISSI on? Girl?
You got yours, we're trying to get ours.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Where is your boy?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
And you're blocking?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
He's ten? This is crazy, little boy.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know that's my girl, Mama, that's my girl. Wow? Wow,
everybody he sounded just like it, ten year old, ten
year old.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
W I can't be doing math with all these girls college.
I got to talk to these girls. Mama, you've been there,
haven't you? Junior? Sound was like, no, I would that team.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I't know you liked me?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
You didn't have game like this little boy.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh no, I say, when the girl hit you, she
liked you. I didn't know me all right.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Last one, Steve. This is from Travis and Lake. Charles.
Travis writes, I tried to stop dating my current girlfriend
and she showed up at my job acting up. I
feel like that's the only reason I took her back.
I like her a lot, but not her ghetto behavior.
She's twenty and too old to act like that. Should

(07:02):
I give her another try?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's what chel If you don't give her another try,
she's coming back down there to your job. How you
want just to go? She'd have told you what time
you're not leaving me?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
And I'm not.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Going go ahead. The best maid I've ever known that
no way could ever go No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
No way. You're listening, Harvey Morning Show