October 2, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. All right, this is from Corey and Sunrise.
Corey writes, when my husband and I go out to eat,
he orders for me, and he eats most of my food.
I end up eating really really fast, so I can
beat him to it. I'm sick of it. How do
I stop him from doing it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, why don't you just order your own?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let him order for the both of you, and then
you order your own, and that way, when he eat
yours and his, that's really what he eating is his?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is he just see what a man orders.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Too on trees is because he's not sure. So what
he wants to do is get some of both. But
that's both is yours. So what you do is let
him order and then add yours to it, and then
you solve the problem. He's getting problem solve Now it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Be expensive, right, little Percy, right?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Tree?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Three outs three, three out of yes.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Now, I do it all the time time.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I order two entres all the time because if I
can't make up my mind, you know, I'll do it
all the time. Yeah, all right, Oh, I look at
the appetizer menu and if the appetizer got that on
that that's an entree too.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Then I just get the appetized, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Moving on to Tamala and fort Worth says money, my
dad's new wife.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You gotta get to the next one.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Go ahead, move for it, surely, just go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And I didn't move for him.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Either. Tamala and fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, Tamala writes, my dad's new wife was in
jail for shoplifting years ago. My husband can't control himself
with the jokes, and he already said, we're locking up
our valuable valuables. When they come over for Thanksgiving? Should
I uninvite them? So my husband will stop?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, come home.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I want to hear the rest of the joke. Yeah,
let him through here in his house. Hey, you can't
sit over there, too close, too close, that's a crystal
last tray.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Move over a little bit. Let me see you. We
need you to take these two spoons and click them
together the whole time you hear.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
We need to hear where you at.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We need to hear where you at. The old tag
terrib Hey, Hey, why are you going in another room? No? No,
we all in here. I gotta use the bad through. Okay, Well,
let me know when you need some tarlet tissue, because
I took out. Can't trust it with that either.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
So should she uninvite them? That's what she wants to do.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, hell, let you let your husband. Let do hell,
I need you to shake these tic TACs the whole
time you in this house. Shake these tik tack all right.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Moving on to Carter and Hartford. Carter Wrights.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I can't get my wife off her phone at night
while we're in bed. Immediately after sex, she's back on TikTok,
looking at videos and giggling. My forty four year old
wife is like a teenager. Now, would I be wrong
to demand that she stays off her phone in bed?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead try that? Yeah yeah,
go home?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Demand go ahead, demand your wife to do something.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I tried a couple of times. I stopped.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh no, there's some.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Stupid that part.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I didn't think it was stupid, but you know, when
she explained it to me.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You realized the stupid category.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So I don't I don't make no demands. I give
suggestions and nil let it, let her think it's her idea.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh, that's what women do all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I've been doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Now we just learning that one. And you got to
be a smart man to learn that. But most of
me and still ain't there yet.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
All right, all right, last one, guys, This is the
last one. Celo. This is from Onyx in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
On to Marsonville rights.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I purposely went on a date at a place that
my ex boyfriend hangs out. It got his attention, and
now we're dating again. I heard that he's still seeing
another girl too. Is he back with me because he
wants me or because he was jealous?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, he back with you because he can't see. You
didn't really go over there to make him jealous. You
went over there to see if you could get him back.
So you got to understand the reason for this. And
so guess what when you went over there, Now y'all
back dating, that was your whole reason for going over there.
It wasn't to make him jealous. It was to see
if you could get him back. Now he got you back,
(05:07):
but now he got another girl. Yeah, because guess what,
that ain't part of the new deal. All you wanted
was for him to get you back. So now he
got you back and her You stupid?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
What happened to the date that she was on?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
The date was just a decoy to get him over there.
She purposely went to a club where he hang out
to see if she still if he still wanted her.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He did.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Now they dating again, but she here he still he
got another girl. Dum, you went over there to go back.
You gotta understand why y'all broke up in the first place.
It was probably cause of the other girl. Now you
done take your ignorant behind over there, and now you
the other woman this time?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
H Now she didne went from one to two.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, just like that, instantly.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't know your number. No, you know when she.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Heard sing the other girl who told her that, probably Neo.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The singer.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Got more than one.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know, he got somebody else.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Leo is a dope songwriter. Thor he wrote a cold
country song.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh Nel is talent?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Did you did you see when a guy he was
performing Neo wasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
A guy from the audience came up on stage and
him real singing, didn't miss a beat. You saw that
I did it on social media.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That guy jumped up there.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
With one hand and kept on singing, had the mic
on the other hand and just kept on singing.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Y'all gonna put running up on the stages. That's not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, what what happened at a comedy show?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That happened with y'all?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Who? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Somebody ran up on j Anthony Brown. He took the
butter that that Mike's dead and knocked him smooth out.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Wow, And Jay I was there that night like that.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
That's all you saw the base of the Yeah, in
the base base of that Mike's stand put it dead
in his forehead.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Jay told him not to come up there. I just
met Jay, hadn't known him that long.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
We were friends, though, so it was finn to be
a full blown fight because I had nothing to lose.
I had no money. You could see me in. I
didn't even have to come to yeah twenty eight. I
ain't had no money for court or nothing. I was
on the road.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm not I'm not making a quart appearance.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
When it was three years on the run, I would
make a quarter appearance, and I'm on the lamb behind that.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You're listening, Steve Hardy morning show,
It is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. All right, this is from Corey and Sunrise.
Corey writes, when my husband and I go out to eat,
he orders for me, and he eats most of my food.
I end up eating really really fast, so I can
beat him to it. I'm sick of it. How do
I stop him from doing it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, why don't you just order your own?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let him order for the both of you, and then
you order your own, and that way, when he eat
yours and his, that's really what he eating is his?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is he just see what a man orders.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Too on trees is because he's not sure. So what
he wants to do is get some of both. But
that's both is yours. So what you do is let
him order and then add yours to it, and then
you solve the problem. He's getting problem solve Now it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Be expensive, right, little Percy, right?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Tree?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Three outs three, three out of yes.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Now, I do it all the time time.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I order two entres all the time because if I
can't make up my mind, you know, I'll do it
all the time. Yeah, all right, Oh, I look at
the appetizer menu and if the appetizer got that on
that that's an entree too.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Then I just get the appetized, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Moving on to Tamala and fort Worth says money, my
dad's new wife.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You gotta get to the next one.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Go ahead, move for it, surely, just go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And I didn't move for him.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Either. Tamala and fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, Tamala writes, my dad's new wife was in
jail for shoplifting years ago. My husband can't control himself
with the jokes, and he already said, we're locking up
our valuable valuables. When they come over for Thanksgiving? Should
I uninvite them? So my husband will stop?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, come home.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I want to hear the rest of the joke. Yeah,
let him through here in his house. Hey, you can't
sit over there, too close, too close, that's a crystal
last tray.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Move over a little bit. Let me see you. We
need you to take these two spoons and click them
together the whole time you hear.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
We need to hear where you at.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We need to hear where you at. The old tag
terrib Hey, Hey, why are you going in another room? No? No,
we all in here. I gotta use the bad through. Okay, Well,
let me know when you need some tarlet tissue, because
I took out. Can't trust it with that either.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
So should she uninvite them? That's what she wants to do.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, hell, let you let your husband. Let do hell,
I need you to shake these tic TACs the whole
time you in this house. Shake these tik tack all right.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Moving on to Carter and Hartford. Carter Wrights.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I can't get my wife off her phone at night
while we're in bed. Immediately after sex, she's back on TikTok,
looking at videos and giggling. My forty four year old
wife is like a teenager. Now, would I be wrong
to demand that she stays off her phone in bed?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead try that? Yeah yeah,
go home?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Demand go ahead, demand your wife to do something.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I tried a couple of times. I stopped.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh no, there's some.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Stupid that part.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I didn't think it was stupid, but you know, when
she explained it to me.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You realized the stupid category.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So I don't I don't make no demands. I give
suggestions and nil let it, let her think it's her idea.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh, that's what women do all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I've been doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Now we just learning that one. And you got to
be a smart man to learn that. But most of
me and still ain't there yet.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
All right, all right, last one, guys, This is the
last one. Celo. This is from Onyx in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
On to Marsonville rights.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I purposely went on a date at a place that
my ex boyfriend hangs out. It got his attention, and
now we're dating again. I heard that he's still seeing
another girl too. Is he back with me because he
wants me or because he was jealous?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, he back with you because he can't see. You
didn't really go over there to make him jealous. You
went over there to see if you could get him back.
So you got to understand the reason for this. And
so guess what when you went over there, Now y'all
back dating, that was your whole reason for going over there.
It wasn't to make him jealous. It was to see
if you could get him back. Now he got you back,
(05:07):
but now he got another girl. Yeah, because guess what,
that ain't part of the new deal. All you wanted
was for him to get you back. So now he
got you back and her You stupid?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
What happened to the date that she was on?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
The date was just a decoy to get him over there.
She purposely went to a club where he hang out
to see if she still if he still wanted her.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He did.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Now they dating again, but she here he still he
got another girl. Dum, you went over there to go back.
You gotta understand why y'all broke up in the first place.
It was probably cause of the other girl. Now you
done take your ignorant behind over there, and now you
the other woman this time?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
H Now she didne went from one to two.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, just like that, instantly.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't know your number. No, you know when she.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Heard sing the other girl who told her that, probably Neo.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The singer.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Got more than one.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know, he got somebody else.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Leo is a dope songwriter. Thor he wrote a cold
country song.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh Nel is talent?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Did you did you see when a guy he was
performing Neo wasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
A guy from the audience came up on stage and
him real singing, didn't miss a beat. You saw that
I did it on social media.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That guy jumped up there.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
With one hand and kept on singing, had the mic
on the other hand and just kept on singing.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Y'all gonna put running up on the stages. That's not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, what what happened at a comedy show?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That happened with y'all?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Who? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Somebody ran up on j Anthony Brown. He took the
butter that that Mike's dead and knocked him smooth out.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Wow, And Jay I was there that night like that.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
That's all you saw the base of the Yeah, in
the base base of that Mike's stand put it dead
in his forehead.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Jay told him not to come up there. I just
met Jay, hadn't known him that long.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
We were friends, though, so it was finn to be
a full blown fight because I had nothing to lose.
I had no money. You could see me in. I
didn't even have to come to yeah twenty eight. I
ain't had no money for court or nothing. I was
on the road.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm not I'm not making a quart appearance.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
When it was three years on the run, I would
make a quarter appearance, and I'm on the lamb behind that.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
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