October 15, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, though, it is time to ask the clo
or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This is from Juwan
and Freeport. Juwan writes, I work two jobs so my
wife can stay home with our three year old twins.
I get home around eight pm, and my wife expects
me to bathe the boys and read them a bed
time story. I'm tired and grumpy by then, and she
(00:23):
is too. Am I a bad dad for not wanting to?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, man, you just got to find a way to
do it them bass, you can shorten.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Them, bass, shorten them? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Just don't do the full bath? Doog? That's all right?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Do they even get to sit in the tub though?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
How does she say? Hell?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Three year olds? So they not party trained completely yet?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Right on the way, yeah, wrapping it up?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, well, all you got to do just make sure
you clean they little bottoms, get their little bottoms clean,
because that's chapping and all that right there. It's another problem.
And then the bedtime stories. You know, you just you know, brother, Look,
you gotta participate in your kids' life. I'm sorry, you
just have to participate in the child's life. I got
(01:15):
your working and your provider and we as me, and
we hang our hat on that all the time. I
do it all the time. But it's more to it.
They still see. Being a father's a really thankless job.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know if you're gonna understand this or not
because you only got three years in, but it's an
endless fountain of giving. Now you cannot outgive that mother
and that woman, So you can stop trying that. Now
you've been at work all day. But what she been
doing at the house with them two three year old boys,
it's unthinkable, It really is unthinkable.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Man, full time job.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And she looking for some type of break when you
get in. So you gotta participate in the boy's life,
shortening up their baths, sprinkle offs, and them bedtime stories.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know, can we hear?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Can we hear?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Listen, kids, Jack being number Jack, be quick. We got
to go and go to sleep so we can get
beyond this. A lot of times in life things will
go swell, but then next thing you know, look a here,
I ain't doing nothing but catching hell. Now, I want
you to understand that all this is coming your way.
So gone and go to sleep. So I gotta go
to work on another day. I'm your father, and I'm
(02:29):
doing the best I can, but you need to carry
your little to sleep so I can the end.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I was gonna say, it sounded like a junior follum.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But the tone is so harsh.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well you know that'll make them not want one tomorrow. Yeah, well,
scam go to sleep then.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
All right.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Moving on to Blow in Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Uh Blow says I was having sex with a neighbor
after flirting with her for weeks. She was very aggressive
and expected me to be rough with her. I couldn't
do it, so she left. She told one of our
female neighbors that I'm a lame lover. How do I
clear my name?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
No, you don't, man, you don't just go on and
be lame.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Don't go back trying to prove nothing, because you're gonna
get gangster.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
This is what she do. Dog, take your ale. It
ain't no problem with lame.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The al is your lamee, not loser.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, you couldn't do all that rough stuff. That ain't
what you do. Here's what you need to first thing. First,
go to apartment Locato and start looking for some new neighborhoods. Yeah,
because she got to get out of there.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
All right, all right, Moving on to Demetria and Lake,
Charles Dimitria writes, my husband loves to have sex in
the tub, but we're out growing our tub.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I asked if we can finally get our bath room
upgraded with a bigger tub. He said, we can lose
weight instead. That was that was so unnecessary?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Why did he have to go there?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, you said the key words in this letter. Y'all
have outgrown your bath tub. Now how you get bigger
than the bath tub? I don't know two people, but
y'all have got bigger than the bath tub. I think
your husband is on to something. Somebody got to lose weight,
(04:34):
because I'm gonna tell you right now, I'll grow in
that bath tub is one thing. But if you outgrow
that toilet, I'm gonna tell you right now, the whole
another problem. Whole, another problem, y'all up in the outgrowing
items in the bathroom, you got to be killed. Can't
outgrow that toilet. I'm just telling you some things you
(04:55):
can't out grow. You can't can't out grow that toilet.
Tissue rolle can't out grow that. I don't know, but
it's hard to have more than one roll in the
most most most houses. Just got one roll. Now you're
gonna have to buy that stand where you stack them
on top of each other.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You know way too much, you know, like a ring toss.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're gonna have to have the one with the four
five stacked on top of each other because I don't
know what y'all doing. All you're gonna have to run
a garden holes up through that window in the bathroom.
But you're gonna have to do something. All this growing
y'all doing in here, so somebody need to get to
the gym.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, just to suggest, that's the message, all right, last one, Steve,
this is from Mecca and Decatur.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Right now, if you keep graining and weight on that toilet,
you're gonna need help getting up.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You reach for that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Guest tile wreck in front of you're gonna tear that
whole wreck after walk.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Now, you're reaching all over there trying to help grab
onto the shower curtain, not the flow.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You got gotta lose some weight, go ahead, shut all right.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
This is from Mika and Decatur.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Mika writes, my husband has an outside son that was
born the day after our wedding. I treat the boy
like he's my son, but he's twelve now and rebellious.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He told me I'm not his mama. My husband said,
it's a faith.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Why isn't my husband willing to reprimand him?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, you know, since we passed out information, m you
know I have helped several children. Yeah, I'm gonna give you.
I'm gonna give you the perfect comeback. You ain't my daddy. Okay,
where is he?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I like it? I do like it right now.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
And what you're not gonna do to me?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So you're not finnah shade meat because I'm in here
doing the best I can for somebody in here.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
You ain't my daddy. Where is he.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Shoe on that piece of fat little boy?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So one more time, you ain't mama. You ain't my daddy.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Where he's at?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, now you ought to appreciate the one that's standing
in as your daddy because if I leave, you ain't
gonna have none.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I really like that response.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I really like it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, you know, you know you know you need to
help them with information.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
The MoMA, but you know that's gonna crush him.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Though, you do know that what you think you tried
to do to me, Oh, were in here crushing each other.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You're listening Hardy Morning show
Right now, though, it is time to ask the clo
or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This is from Juwan
and Freeport. Juwan writes, I work two jobs so my
wife can stay home with our three year old twins.
I get home around eight pm, and my wife expects
me to bathe the boys and read them a bed
time story. I'm tired and grumpy by then, and she
(00:23):
is too. Am I a bad dad for not wanting to?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, man, you just got to find a way to
do it them bass, you can shorten.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Them, bass, shorten them? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Just don't do the full bath? Doog? That's all right?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Do they even get to sit in the tub though?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
How does she say? Hell?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Three year olds? So they not party trained completely yet?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Right on the way, yeah, wrapping it up?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, well, all you got to do just make sure
you clean they little bottoms, get their little bottoms clean,
because that's chapping and all that right there. It's another problem.
And then the bedtime stories. You know, you just you know, brother, Look,
you gotta participate in your kids' life. I'm sorry, you
just have to participate in the child's life. I got
(01:15):
your working and your provider and we as me, and
we hang our hat on that all the time. I
do it all the time. But it's more to it.
They still see. Being a father's a really thankless job.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know if you're gonna understand this or not
because you only got three years in, but it's an
endless fountain of giving. Now you cannot outgive that mother
and that woman, So you can stop trying that. Now
you've been at work all day. But what she been
doing at the house with them two three year old boys,
it's unthinkable, It really is unthinkable.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Man, full time job.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And she looking for some type of break when you
get in. So you gotta participate in the boy's life,
shortening up their baths, sprinkle offs, and them bedtime stories.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know, can we hear?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Can we hear?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Listen, kids, Jack being number Jack, be quick. We got
to go and go to sleep so we can get
beyond this. A lot of times in life things will
go swell, but then next thing you know, look a here,
I ain't doing nothing but catching hell. Now, I want
you to understand that all this is coming your way.
So gone and go to sleep. So I gotta go
to work on another day. I'm your father, and I'm
(02:29):
doing the best I can, but you need to carry
your little to sleep so I can the end.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I was gonna say, it sounded like a junior follum.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But the tone is so harsh.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well you know that'll make them not want one tomorrow. Yeah, well,
scam go to sleep then.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
All right.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Moving on to Blow in Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Uh Blow says I was having sex with a neighbor
after flirting with her for weeks. She was very aggressive
and expected me to be rough with her. I couldn't
do it, so she left. She told one of our
female neighbors that I'm a lame lover. How do I
clear my name?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
No, you don't, man, you don't just go on and
be lame.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Don't go back trying to prove nothing, because you're gonna
get gangster.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
This is what she do. Dog, take your ale. It
ain't no problem with lame.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The al is your lamee, not loser.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, you couldn't do all that rough stuff. That ain't
what you do. Here's what you need to first thing. First,
go to apartment Locato and start looking for some new neighborhoods. Yeah,
because she got to get out of there.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
All right, all right, Moving on to Demetria and Lake,
Charles Dimitria writes, my husband loves to have sex in
the tub, but we're out growing our tub.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I asked if we can finally get our bath room
upgraded with a bigger tub. He said, we can lose
weight instead. That was that was so unnecessary?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Why did he have to go there?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, you said the key words in this letter. Y'all
have outgrown your bath tub. Now how you get bigger
than the bath tub? I don't know two people, but
y'all have got bigger than the bath tub. I think
your husband is on to something. Somebody got to lose weight,
(04:34):
because I'm gonna tell you right now, I'll grow in
that bath tub is one thing. But if you outgrow
that toilet, I'm gonna tell you right now, the whole
another problem. Whole, another problem, y'all up in the outgrowing
items in the bathroom, you got to be killed. Can't
outgrow that toilet. I'm just telling you some things you
(04:55):
can't out grow. You can't can't out grow that toilet.
Tissue rolle can't out grow that. I don't know, but
it's hard to have more than one roll in the
most most most houses. Just got one roll. Now you're
gonna have to buy that stand where you stack them
on top of each other.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You know way too much, you know, like a ring toss.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're gonna have to have the one with the four
five stacked on top of each other because I don't
know what y'all doing. All you're gonna have to run
a garden holes up through that window in the bathroom.
But you're gonna have to do something. All this growing
y'all doing in here, so somebody need to get to
the gym.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, just to suggest, that's the message, all right, last one, Steve,
this is from Mecca and Decatur.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Right now, if you keep graining and weight on that toilet,
you're gonna need help getting up.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You reach for that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Guest tile wreck in front of you're gonna tear that
whole wreck after walk.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Now, you're reaching all over there trying to help grab
onto the shower curtain, not the flow.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You got gotta lose some weight, go ahead, shut all right.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
This is from Mika and Decatur.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Mika writes, my husband has an outside son that was
born the day after our wedding. I treat the boy
like he's my son, but he's twelve now and rebellious.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He told me I'm not his mama. My husband said,
it's a faith.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Why isn't my husband willing to reprimand him?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, you know, since we passed out information, m you
know I have helped several children. Yeah, I'm gonna give you.
I'm gonna give you the perfect comeback. You ain't my daddy. Okay,
where is he?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I like it? I do like it right now.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
And what you're not gonna do to me?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So you're not finnah shade meat because I'm in here
doing the best I can for somebody in here.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
You ain't my daddy. Where is he.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Shoe on that piece of fat little boy?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So one more time, you ain't mama. You ain't my daddy.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Where he's at?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, now you ought to appreciate the one that's standing
in as your daddy because if I leave, you ain't
gonna have none.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I really like that response.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I really like it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, you know, you know you know you need to
help them with information.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
The MoMA, but you know that's gonna crush him.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Though, you do know that what you think you tried
to do to me, Oh, were in here crushing each other.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
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