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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. Here we go Steve's CLO Kenrick and Atworth Rights.
I left my phone in my girlfriend's car and she
told me that she didn't check my text. She said
she checked my bank balance instead. Why is she concerned
when we're not that serious? Am I dealing with a
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gold digger? Or should I expect that?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You just made some statements that you don't know the
answer to. Why would she check that? And we not
that serious? I promise you she think y'all serious? I
give you my word on that. You know, and I
don't know how y'all do how y'all think y'all sleeping
with these women? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Don't think that's serious? How y'all what? I ain't?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But see, why have you when you first met her?
Did you mention to her, hey, look, I'm just into
casual sex.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Did you ever mention that? Mm? Probably not? You know
he didn't, probably or you mentioned the standard.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm looking for somebody that I could build a life
with one day, settled down, maybe have a family. And
then they plugged theirself into that because you know how
to say what they want to hear is that's what
you said? Or did you openly tell her no, I
just want to have casual sex. And now she going
through your phone. She ain't check your text, but she
check your bank account. But it ain't that serious. Stop
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sleeping with women thinking it ain't serious.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
On that part. Come on, yeah, drop the mic.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You checked them. She saw all that dog.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Lying in here.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They're both lying, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Moving on to Janets and Brooklyn, Janics writes, my husband
and I tried a new restaurant that he had been
dying to take me to. It was one of those
places with a lot of sexy women working with sexy
women working with their boob showing. Was that disrespectful? Or
am I reading too much into it? Be mad?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, yeah, Hooters ain't that good of restaurant. You know,
y'all need to change, y'all upgrade that just Hooters. Lady
Tommy said, it's a place called Twin Peaks either one
either one of them two. Yeah, they may't find out.
I don't know, But is.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That your idea you want to take someone to?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I ain't mine. Uh not the.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Hooters, Twin Peaks Sports, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't like them. Nursing stockings. They well, so every
big deal. He's right about the ugly it's them ugly
nursing stockings that they be wearing look like support holes. Well, well,
you know, if you're gonna take a long flight, I
can understand you wearing the compression.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And host theirs out everything.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Huh No, I didn't say nothing, but I just don't.
I don't like the little old lady stockings. And then
Hooters went through a fall off period too. What do
you mean, Yeah, they just started letting anybody work there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You could work there without Hooters?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, all right, moving on to the trees. In Tampa,
the Treace writes, I almost had sex with a guy
in my car, but the police rode through the parking
lot of a club. He called and said, we should
try it again in the car if he can't spring
for a hotel room or come over to my house.
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Should I be messing with this dude?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I mean, look, your first time was in the car.
You a conquered Wow, you a car girl. Why would
he treat you better if you didn't require to be
treated better? If you wanting to climb in the backseat
of a car, then let's do it in the car.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Let's try to get in the car. I ain't got
to get no room your cargirl.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Cargirl, Wow, that's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What what's uncomfortable? Having car.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So Steve. I mean, obviously she needs some real health here.
Colo she's saying. Should I be messing with this?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I get what you're saying, your starcasm, but no, you
have to tell her.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, stop, lady, stop requirement. Something happened. Say look this
is what you do. Say Hey, look my mistake. I
got a little tipsy. I wasn't myself. Looking back on it,
that's not even me. I should have never been out there,
but I found you attractive. I got caught up in
a moment, but that'll never happen again. I apologize for
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miss guiding you, but I don't I don't really expect
to be treated that way.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
If you're interested in calling me and we want to
do it on a proper date, I'm willing to look
at it and start from scratch, but I'm not going
to start in the car. And I apologize for for
presenting myself that way because that's not who I am
and it will never happen again, and you don't have
yourself some dignity.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You have value and self worth, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Least be on the top of the car. You ain't
got to be inside.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You do on top of y'all that's a room.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That's why. That's why they don't have him in this segment.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
He obviously.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Shirley Scotti and Phoenix are last one. Steve Scottie writes,
my girlfriend dogs. My girlfriend's dog sleeps with her when
I stay with her. Out of respect for the dog,
I sleep on the couch. The dog to bother me
on the couch and she thinks it's so cute. Can
I be honest and tell her that I hate her dog?
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Or is that too harsh? Yeah, you know, out of
respect for the dog.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
But you you.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You open up out of respect for the dog, say Donald,
I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
So you really wrote the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So you don't have what respect for the boat, not
at all, especially if he if he's got your spot
in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Next d o, g dog.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Get to be in that get in the flow, get
over that place. All dogs should know the workplace. And
then he go get on his spot place and they
know all my dogs have ever known place. They got
a spot that they go to, call place, find it.
Go sit down over there. Don't ever get up on
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this furniture you show. Ain't getting on this bed.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
In the bed this is her dog is in the
bed with.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Her, walking all on the ground outside. Ain't wiping feet
and come getting them in now?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah? No?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So so so his question is can he be honest
with her and tell her that he hates her dog?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Or is that you know it's losing her?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But she already she already feels strong about that dog
than you, because she gave me did you sleep on
the couch out of respect for the dog? I'd have
been just said I'm not sleeping on the couch for
this dog.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
She didn't do it something they would.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, wow, you're listening hard. Morning Show