October 21, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is from Tony and Billings.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Tony writes, I saw my girlfriend having drinks with a
few guys from her job. I was with a male
co worker, so I waved at her and I walked
back out.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
She said, I could have come over to speak.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I think it would have been great to get a
heads up that she would be out with three men.
Did I handle this appropriately or did I look jealous?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well? Yeah, dog, you look jealous and he was jealous.
That's why you waved and walked out. See, i'd have
pulled into the group swinging.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What would you have done? What?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Pulled in swinging?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like? God?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
What you're in here with her? Fulk frop? No? Not really?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh oh wow?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
No no, no, not really, I'm not You know.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
If I go out for drinks with a male cowork
and I look over there and my girl over that
drink with three dudes, then we fitna have some.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Questions right then and there or later.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Well later on. I'm not I'm not gonna do nothing
in fun of nobody, but later on.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Though, So would you have gone over there and spoke?
She said it was perfectly fine.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
No, I'm not gonna go over there and speak.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Cause you're mad.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Ah, yeah, doctor, I'm not finna go over here. Hey,
how you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey guys, this is my boyfriend and all them looking like, really,
I'm gonna tax seat.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
See men, you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Do that around men. You out drinking with three dudes?
He walk up and speak and go, hey guys, this
is my boyfriend. The three guys is gonna go really,
but you're over here with us and he over there
with him. What y'all got going on?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Now? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Them three right there, uh huh, is sizing up their
chances to make they move.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's why you out with them anyway. They ain't trying
to be your friend.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But they're just coworkers. They work together.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why are y'all keep saying what they're working on at
the club? Yeah, because they are having drinks right now. Okay,
you need to taking you a bag lunch or something.
That's what you need to starting.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Ain't no, ain't what None of the girls hunger. It
was just all all the men. So she can't go
out with some.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Male co workers, so coworkers.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I can't go out with you Tommy and Junior.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Wait, hold on, hold on, you go out with us?
All us married? Hold on, hold on and tsh go
out with three co workers?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
If they're co workers?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You ain't.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well, let me say this.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You know we worked together, so I married him.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
So yeah, we're talking about now. I don't see a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I'm trying to Yeah, what what is the issue?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Single women? Pashaud having drinks with them? What?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But and that his coworkers.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
She didn't say that these guys were single. She just
said mail her male co workers.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They could have been married.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
It don't matter if they married or not. They you are.
I don't care what you can't man, y'all. Okay, I'll
tell you what. Okay, okay, okay, cool, I'll tell you.
We're gon keep drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something else before the week
go out, Before this week go out. We couldn't have
another letter about another friend that something happened with Come on,
all of the friends were just out drinking. Do you
know what happens when you drink? How many letters have
(03:53):
we got?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You know, I gotta know, hot tipsy and I was
in myself.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
One thing added to another, next saying you know.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We heck, let's say, you know what happened?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Do you know? Come on? But happy? They well they're
too happy, have you really? You've been happy on everybody happy.
That's when everything jump off, when everybody happened.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh wow, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know how your daughter was cool because if
your man was out with three female co workers and
you out with your girl, and you look over there
and you see him.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
And another one.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, okay, all right, cousin, no fun, all right. Moving
on to Kelvin in clear Water. Kelvin says, I am
ten years older than my baby sister. I had sex
with her teacher, and then we fell out because I
can't see myself dating her. She told my seventeen year
old sister everything. How do I explain to my sister
(05:07):
that I'm not a dog that mistreats women? Why is
she telling the seventeen year old girl that? So?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, well here's the deal. Hey, look, yeah, I
had a fleeing with your teacher. It didn't work out.
She turned out to be not quite what I was
looking for, And I don't think I turned out to
be quite what she.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Was looking for.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, because I don't see nothing but dumb happening for
you if you stay in this class. Yeah, because if
she the teaching, she obviously don't make quality decisions and
she's teaching you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So yeah, you're right, brother, I hate her.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Too, as you should.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Going to the principal, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Introduce me to another one of your teachers. Let me
go home with the health.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Department doing Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Moving on to Chelsea and Conroe, Chelsea writes over the weekend,
I had a first date with a guy I met online.
He's twenty seven and he's a virgin. I don't get
it because he dated a girl for two years. He's
very sexy, So I can't promise that I won't try
to have sex.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Should I avoid dating this guy or go for it?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Well, you know, he say here virgin.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm just gonna tell you right now, if you do
go for it, it's gonna be over real fast. I
just want you to know that it's gonna be over
real fast.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Because that first time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Who know about ninety five second but not eating that,
I don't think it's gonna make Yeah, I think you
got bout it.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You with thirty thirty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's from experience or how can you get this right
down to this.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
We've all been virgin, me, Tommy and you, And I'm
just letting you know right now, there's too much going on.
That first time you can't process it. It ain't a
man walking time like he was. Yeah he was thirty minutes,
he was fifty. Yeah that first time I was, I
(07:18):
was killing. Now you wasn't done because let me explain
something to you. First of all, you don't really know
what's happening to you. Secondly, you can't fight no urges
because it's gonna come up so fast.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, right.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He scratching your head and everything, trying to figure out
how you're gonna do better next time.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Apologize. I'm sorry, you're so sord.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're listening hard. Morning Show
It is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is from Tony and Billings.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Tony writes, I saw my girlfriend having drinks with a
few guys from her job. I was with a male
co worker, so I waved at her and I walked
back out.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
She said, I could have come over to speak.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I think it would have been great to get a
heads up that she would be out with three men.
Did I handle this appropriately or did I look jealous?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well? Yeah, dog, you look jealous and he was jealous.
That's why you waved and walked out. See, i'd have
pulled into the group swinging.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What would you have done? What?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Pulled in swinging?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like? God?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
What you're in here with her? Fulk frop? No? Not really?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh oh wow?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
No no, no, not really, I'm not You know.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
If I go out for drinks with a male cowork
and I look over there and my girl over that
drink with three dudes, then we fitna have some.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Questions right then and there or later.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Well later on. I'm not I'm not gonna do nothing
in fun of nobody, but later on.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Though, So would you have gone over there and spoke?
She said it was perfectly fine.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
No, I'm not gonna go over there and speak.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Cause you're mad.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Ah, yeah, doctor, I'm not finna go over here. Hey,
how you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey guys, this is my boyfriend and all them looking like, really,
I'm gonna tax seat.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
See men, you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Do that around men. You out drinking with three dudes?
He walk up and speak and go, hey guys, this
is my boyfriend. The three guys is gonna go really,
but you're over here with us and he over there
with him. What y'all got going on?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Now? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Them three right there, uh huh, is sizing up their
chances to make they move.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's why you out with them anyway. They ain't trying
to be your friend.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But they're just coworkers. They work together.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why are y'all keep saying what they're working on at
the club? Yeah, because they are having drinks right now. Okay,
you need to taking you a bag lunch or something.
That's what you need to starting.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Ain't no, ain't what None of the girls hunger. It
was just all all the men. So she can't go
out with some.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Male co workers, so coworkers.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I can't go out with you Tommy and Junior.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Wait, hold on, hold on, you go out with us?
All us married? Hold on, hold on and tsh go
out with three co workers?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
If they're co workers?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You ain't.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well, let me say this.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You know we worked together, so I married him.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
So yeah, we're talking about now. I don't see a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I'm trying to Yeah, what what is the issue?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Single women? Pashaud having drinks with them? What?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But and that his coworkers.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
She didn't say that these guys were single. She just
said mail her male co workers.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They could have been married.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
It don't matter if they married or not. They you are.
I don't care what you can't man, y'all. Okay, I'll
tell you what. Okay, okay, okay, cool, I'll tell you.
We're gon keep drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something else before the week
go out, Before this week go out. We couldn't have
another letter about another friend that something happened with Come on,
all of the friends were just out drinking. Do you
know what happens when you drink? How many letters have
(03:53):
we got?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You know, I gotta know, hot tipsy and I was
in myself.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
One thing added to another, next saying you know.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We heck, let's say, you know what happened?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Do you know? Come on? But happy? They well they're
too happy, have you really? You've been happy on everybody happy.
That's when everything jump off, when everybody happened.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh wow, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know how your daughter was cool because if
your man was out with three female co workers and
you out with your girl, and you look over there
and you see him.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
And another one.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, okay, all right, cousin, no fun, all right. Moving
on to Kelvin in clear Water. Kelvin says, I am
ten years older than my baby sister. I had sex
with her teacher, and then we fell out because I
can't see myself dating her. She told my seventeen year
old sister everything. How do I explain to my sister
(05:07):
that I'm not a dog that mistreats women? Why is
she telling the seventeen year old girl that? So?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, well here's the deal. Hey, look, yeah, I
had a fleeing with your teacher. It didn't work out.
She turned out to be not quite what I was
looking for, And I don't think I turned out to
be quite what she.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Was looking for.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, because I don't see nothing but dumb happening for
you if you stay in this class. Yeah, because if
she the teaching, she obviously don't make quality decisions and
she's teaching you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So yeah, you're right, brother, I hate her.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Too, as you should.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Going to the principal, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Introduce me to another one of your teachers. Let me
go home with the health.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Department doing Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Moving on to Chelsea and Conroe, Chelsea writes over the weekend,
I had a first date with a guy I met online.
He's twenty seven and he's a virgin. I don't get
it because he dated a girl for two years. He's
very sexy, So I can't promise that I won't try
to have sex.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Should I avoid dating this guy or go for it?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Well, you know, he say here virgin.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm just gonna tell you right now, if you do
go for it, it's gonna be over real fast. I
just want you to know that it's gonna be over
real fast.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Because that first time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Who know about ninety five second but not eating that,
I don't think it's gonna make Yeah, I think you
got bout it.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You with thirty thirty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's from experience or how can you get this right
down to this.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
We've all been virgin, me, Tommy and you, And I'm
just letting you know right now, there's too much going on.
That first time you can't process it. It ain't a
man walking time like he was. Yeah he was thirty minutes,
he was fifty. Yeah that first time I was, I
(07:18):
was killing. Now you wasn't done because let me explain
something to you. First of all, you don't really know
what's happening to you. Secondly, you can't fight no urges
because it's gonna come up so fast.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, right.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He scratching your head and everything, trying to figure out
how you're gonna do better next time.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Apologize. I'm sorry, you're so sord.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're listening hard. Morning Show
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