October 23, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Jojo in Arlington. Jojo writes,
I'm seeing a married man and his wife called me
and asked me to encourage her husband to sign the
divorce papers. This is a sexual relationship for me, and
I don't care what else he does. Should I tell
(00:21):
him about that call or stay out of it?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah? He probably me to go and tell you about
that call. You've got to tell him about that call. See,
you may consider it just a sexual relationship if you
don't care nothing about that, But you've entered into some
folks marriage. Now. You can't once you get up in
some folks marriage. I'm sorry. You're not the one that
(00:46):
can make the rules. Now. This woman then called you
and told you to encourage him to sign the papers.
Let me explain something to you. If I were you,
I would distance myself from this situation because this is
going to get this fit to get real crazy. That
she done called you and asked you to ask this
(01:07):
man to sign these papers. You talking about this is
sexual relationship. I ain't got nothing else to do with that.
You got everything to do with it because she done
put you in it now. Yeah, lady, you don't even
understand how close you are for being a witness in
a case. In a minute, No, really tell him that
(01:28):
you got this phone call, and then get out the
people's marriage. That's my strong suggestion to you, cause you
sit up here talking about no I. It's say sexual
for me. I don't care what he do. Well, she care,
but she care about She cared about you though. H. Yeah,
(01:50):
you better get off her radar screen now quickly, immediately,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Moving on to Darren and Wakegan, Darren writes, my wife
stopped being adventurous in her love life. And I tried
to step into the shower with her this morning and
she strong armed me. I felt rejected, and she laughed
in my face. How do I keep the romance going
when she's not trying to?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hey, bruh, she ain't wonna take shower this morning. That's it.
That ain't be the first time you're gonna get pushed.
What you think? So you think, let me get this right.
So you think every advance you make it's supposed to
be agreed to. That ain't how I go for. I'm
(02:39):
feelings crushed, boy rejected? He said, you feel that that's
what it is. But you're not taking a shower with
her this morning? Not this morning? Okay, what did you say?
What he got in there? She crushed it?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, she strong armed him.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow, Okay, why it ain't it ain't? No why in here?
For all this? Here? Gone? Now about? Have got tired
of all that? Get out for not today, satan, because
you don't know what mood she in today. Well you
better just take this and gone somewhere, right, get you
a washcloth and gone, wash off. You're not taking the
(03:27):
shower today.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So how does he keep the romance going? She's not
trying to.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He says, what should he do? That's what he wants?
She got to do something else. It ain't all, Kano,
all be tied to this shower now by something else?
When the last time you took her to dinner? When
the last time you invited out on the date? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Some non sexual things?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, you know why you all up been here? Clearly?
Clearly she ain't in love with it, no more clearly.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Just because she didn't want to take a.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, she loved him, love him, but she ain't love me.
I'll tell you that right now. People take the shower moved.
You've come to that conclusion.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, he doesn't want to be bothered, right.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, now we'd have heard from the host of Ready
to Live.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now we're getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Na, Na, he know everything about it? Yeah, yeah, out
now it's over.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Right, wow because of a shower. Okay, moving on to
Felicity and Nashville, Sing It, Sing It Carla, all right.
Felicity in Nashville says, I met a man online and
we finally had sex. He sweat so much that sweat
(04:45):
was dripping in my face. I told him that I
was grossed out by it, and he said he can't
help it. I had the air and the ceiling fan on.
Do I try to help him? Fix it or dump him?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It ain't nothing to fix baby, unless you can get him.
He's the only thing you can do. It's before he
come over. He got to do a thirty minute sauna
and don't drink water for two days days, and then
(05:18):
he come over that dehydrated, and you might be able
to enjoy yourself. Other than that, he gonna be dripping.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, Brandy was just dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She had to walk up the stage. She almost famous serious.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, hydrated, that's all he can do, so you hear
your advices. That's all he can do.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Come on, clo, do you know what she've done to half?
Since you know what we've done.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm drinking water, dehydrating.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
If you're talking about some drinking water, buye. That's all
so tried everything.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So that's what she wants to know. Should she try
to help him or should she dump them? Not like
a sweat dripping in her faith?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Lady, I don't know what to tell you, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Bring a towel, switch positions card to drip up on
his back now, ain't won't dripping? Go and enjoy your life.
What is you sitting? You're talking about sweat? No more sweating?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah yeah, she was a gross step by it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, yeah, turn around, looked all the way.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Last last one, last one. This is from Donna Intomecula.
We have moved on. Thank you, Donna Intomecula. Right to
my husband and I. My husband and I own a
tax prep business and it's almost that time of year.
He wants to shut down the office and do the
(06:52):
taxes in our home. I don't want people trapes and
all through our home. Oh trapes and I haven't heard
that word since I was a teen ager from my mom.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's what ronicauld do to all the gift bags? That
what trapes and rummaging, rummig.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
All Right, she doesn't want people trapsing all in the home.
Is it best to keep the office or should she
let it go to save money?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Ma'am? Can I tell you how much happen? Don I
just don't. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
If it were you and you had a business, then.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm gonna have an office. I'm not gonna have all
these people coming in my house.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well that's how she feels.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
This ain't even really that serious. Well if they want
to listen to me, if y'all ain't got enough money
to have a tax office, maybe y'all don't need to
be in the tax.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Bast Okay, thank you, celo. Look at the time we
got to.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Get ain't doing but eleven people taxes. That's office top
right off the office.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're listening hard Morning show
It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Jojo in Arlington. Jojo writes,
I'm seeing a married man and his wife called me
and asked me to encourage her husband to sign the
divorce papers. This is a sexual relationship for me, and
I don't care what else he does. Should I tell
(00:21):
him about that call or stay out of it?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah? He probably me to go and tell you about
that call. You've got to tell him about that call. See,
you may consider it just a sexual relationship if you
don't care nothing about that, But you've entered into some
folks marriage. Now. You can't once you get up in
some folks marriage. I'm sorry. You're not the one that
(00:46):
can make the rules. Now. This woman then called you
and told you to encourage him to sign the papers.
Let me explain something to you. If I were you,
I would distance myself from this situation because this is
going to get this fit to get real crazy. That
she done called you and asked you to ask this
(01:07):
man to sign these papers. You talking about this is
sexual relationship. I ain't got nothing else to do with that.
You got everything to do with it because she done
put you in it now. Yeah, lady, you don't even
understand how close you are for being a witness in
a case. In a minute, No, really tell him that
(01:28):
you got this phone call, and then get out the
people's marriage. That's my strong suggestion to you, cause you
sit up here talking about no I. It's say sexual
for me. I don't care what he do. Well, she care,
but she care about She cared about you though. H. Yeah,
(01:50):
you better get off her radar screen now quickly, immediately,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Moving on to Darren and Wakegan, Darren writes, my wife
stopped being adventurous in her love life. And I tried
to step into the shower with her this morning and
she strong armed me. I felt rejected, and she laughed
in my face. How do I keep the romance going
when she's not trying to?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hey, bruh, she ain't wonna take shower this morning. That's it.
That ain't be the first time you're gonna get pushed.
What you think? So you think, let me get this right.
So you think every advance you make it's supposed to
be agreed to. That ain't how I go for. I'm
(02:39):
feelings crushed, boy rejected? He said, you feel that that's
what it is. But you're not taking a shower with
her this morning? Not this morning? Okay, what did you say?
What he got in there? She crushed it?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, she strong armed him.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow, Okay, why it ain't it ain't? No why in here?
For all this? Here? Gone? Now about? Have got tired
of all that? Get out for not today, satan, because
you don't know what mood she in today. Well you
better just take this and gone somewhere, right, get you
a washcloth and gone, wash off. You're not taking the
(03:27):
shower today.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So how does he keep the romance going? She's not
trying to.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He says, what should he do? That's what he wants?
She got to do something else. It ain't all, Kano,
all be tied to this shower now by something else?
When the last time you took her to dinner? When
the last time you invited out on the date? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Some non sexual things?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, you know why you all up been here? Clearly?
Clearly she ain't in love with it, no more clearly.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Just because she didn't want to take a.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, she loved him, love him, but she ain't love me.
I'll tell you that right now. People take the shower moved.
You've come to that conclusion.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, he doesn't want to be bothered, right.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, now we'd have heard from the host of Ready
to Live.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now we're getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Na, Na, he know everything about it? Yeah, yeah, out
now it's over.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Right, wow because of a shower. Okay, moving on to
Felicity and Nashville, Sing It, Sing It Carla, all right.
Felicity in Nashville says, I met a man online and
we finally had sex. He sweat so much that sweat
(04:45):
was dripping in my face. I told him that I
was grossed out by it, and he said he can't
help it. I had the air and the ceiling fan on.
Do I try to help him? Fix it or dump him?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It ain't nothing to fix baby, unless you can get him.
He's the only thing you can do. It's before he
come over. He got to do a thirty minute sauna
and don't drink water for two days days, and then
(05:18):
he come over that dehydrated, and you might be able
to enjoy yourself. Other than that, he gonna be dripping.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, Brandy was just dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She had to walk up the stage. She almost famous serious.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, hydrated, that's all he can do, so you hear
your advices. That's all he can do.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Come on, clo, do you know what she've done to half?
Since you know what we've done.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm drinking water, dehydrating.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
If you're talking about some drinking water, buye. That's all
so tried everything.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So that's what she wants to know. Should she try
to help him or should she dump them? Not like
a sweat dripping in her faith?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Lady, I don't know what to tell you, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Bring a towel, switch positions card to drip up on
his back now, ain't won't dripping? Go and enjoy your life.
What is you sitting? You're talking about sweat? No more sweating?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah yeah, she was a gross step by it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, yeah, turn around, looked all the way.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Last last one, last one. This is from Donna Intomecula.
We have moved on. Thank you, Donna Intomecula. Right to
my husband and I. My husband and I own a
tax prep business and it's almost that time of year.
He wants to shut down the office and do the
(06:52):
taxes in our home. I don't want people trapes and
all through our home. Oh trapes and I haven't heard
that word since I was a teen ager from my mom.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's what ronicauld do to all the gift bags? That
what trapes and rummaging, rummig.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
All Right, she doesn't want people trapsing all in the home.
Is it best to keep the office or should she
let it go to save money?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Ma'am? Can I tell you how much happen? Don I
just don't. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
If it were you and you had a business, then.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm gonna have an office. I'm not gonna have all
these people coming in my house.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well that's how she feels.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
This ain't even really that serious. Well if they want
to listen to me, if y'all ain't got enough money
to have a tax office, maybe y'all don't need to
be in the tax.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Bast Okay, thank you, celo. Look at the time we
got to.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Get ain't doing but eleven people taxes. That's office top
right off the office.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
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