October 24, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the clo own home.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is from Alicia in Jacksonville. Alicia says, I'm in
a very long distance relationship. My boyfriend lives in London
and we met on a dating app. I'm going to
meet him next month. I'm thirty two. But my mom
is skeptical and she wants to go with me. Should
I take my mom or go visit him alone? Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ain't bout me? Take your mama? Yeah, no, no, no,
you don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
No, they got catfishing and all kinds stuff. They got
a whole show on this here. You don't know who
you're going to meet. Yeah, you're in a very long
dis relationship. You ain't in no relationship. You just know
somebody is stay in London.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, that's so true, stude.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Hey take your mama, man, so he so he'll know. Yeah,
I take him young, going over in London.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All the way to London? Yeah, yeah, man?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
All right? Why don't he come over here? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And is he paying for this trip?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Where are you going? Yeah? Right, why don't you have
him come over? You? Stop putting yourself out your comfort zone.
You over there?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You at his beckon call? You don't know where you're going.
You don't know your way nowhere.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You ain't got no call where your brother Neil Matt.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Good advice, fellow Great advice.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Moving on to Milani in Clocksburgh, Milani writes, I went
on a girl's trip and after hours, all of the
ladies got freaky with each other. My Bessie and I
weren't with it, and we didn't hang with them.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
For the rest of the trip. The girls don't talk
to us.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now do we try to fix this or let the
friendships go away?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, they were one way to fix It'll fix this.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No this evening after y'all get through eating.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Now y'all have going in there. See what's happening. Let
see they invited y'all. Y'all didn't know what was gonna
happen right now. If that ain't your thing, that ain't
your thing.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
They was hoping though.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, they got freaking with each other, just all up
in here right now.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
They was like, yeah, yeah, you and.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Your girlfriend sitting over there, y'all little square self, not square?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What y'all doing while y'all, what's going on? Why your
breasts out?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What you your pant is back on?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Much? What your mean hand you my PENI is what what?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right? We get that, We get it moving on.
Stop Monty and New Orleans get off my thigh. Okaynty
in New Orleans rights.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I sell fried turkeys and spiral hands yearly for Thanksgiving.
My wife promised her boss and a few of her
coworkers free turkeys. This cuts into my money and my time.
She's refusing to tell them that I cannot do that.
Can I tell them myself?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just send the email up to the job.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You know what should the email say though.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Fried turkeys thirty eight fifty, spy Ham twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Seeing okay yeah, Ste.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And D reply all.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of time and a lot
of money.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, just for clarity, and just put in the just
for clarity. So my wife understands my business. Let me
help everybody else. All this boss free turkey, All this
ain't in ain't goin be.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No free, not even for the boss. Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Well, if you give me the turkey I fried for you, Oh,
I might do that for you free.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
But well we're not gonna do. I'm not finna buy
no turkey for you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, but he said his time too is valuable. He's saying, well, all.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That I ain't mad at to do. She shouldn't have
been given away all this free stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Everybody ain't nobody else Walmart ain't giving away no free turkeys.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Issues pop Eyes, Pop Pop.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'll sell a fried turkey.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's what saysn't in it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'll tell you what I don't get what regular I
can't cook. You can't cook so well, I no good food.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Mind.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You just said you don't like fried turkey. You obviously
don't know good food.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I said, I don't get them. It's okay to me.
The one I had. I think, sure, I thinks fried
turkeys are.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Like fried chicken, right chicken.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's not like like that.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's not like calling you having to explain that it's
the same. It's own woman, don't know what. Just let's
just move on to the next.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Acause white they got white people. I bet I bet
she loves stove top dressing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
No, I don't nothing. It's not even dressed. Don't even
don't even go there.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dressing in the pot on top of the stones.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right, last one, we're moving on.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
This is from satrese In Detroit, uh Strese writes, A
man down the street came and asked me to borrow
some cooking oil. It was very strange. My brother said
that the guy was trying to meet me. Well, why
play games? Was it a good way to meet me?
Or should he have just said he was interested in me?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, you gotta come down there with some reason cooking aillo?
Who go down the street anymore asking for cooking af.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Not?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Me?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Aint No, don't know. Nobody go down the street no more?
All this dope dash. Ain't nobody got to go down the.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Street cooking all? Or how old is he?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just came down here to get to see you
guys from cooking?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All you want from peppermint? Is he cooking turkey? Let
me ask you something. I'm gonna get this cooking all
you like hard candy? This is all hard candy.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What should he have done?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
When dale Mark got down there, you should have dal
Mark got mama? What could I do for you? Well,
you ain't gonna I come down here to see you?
Got any wesson co on on? Huh avocada oil?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
When they start making that?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right? She doesn't like the games, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Ain't got no Chris go.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
It is time to ask the clo own home.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is from Alicia in Jacksonville. Alicia says, I'm in
a very long distance relationship. My boyfriend lives in London
and we met on a dating app. I'm going to
meet him next month. I'm thirty two. But my mom
is skeptical and she wants to go with me. Should
I take my mom or go visit him alone? Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ain't bout me? Take your mama? Yeah, no, no, no,
you don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
No, they got catfishing and all kinds stuff. They got
a whole show on this here. You don't know who
you're going to meet. Yeah, you're in a very long
dis relationship. You ain't in no relationship. You just know
somebody is stay in London.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, that's so true, stude.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Hey take your mama, man, so he so he'll know. Yeah,
I take him young, going over in London.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All the way to London? Yeah, yeah, man?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
All right? Why don't he come over here? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And is he paying for this trip?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Where are you going? Yeah? Right, why don't you have
him come over? You? Stop putting yourself out your comfort zone.
You over there?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You at his beckon call? You don't know where you're going.
You don't know your way nowhere.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You ain't got no call where your brother Neil Matt.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Good advice, fellow Great advice.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Moving on to Milani in Clocksburgh, Milani writes, I went
on a girl's trip and after hours, all of the
ladies got freaky with each other. My Bessie and I
weren't with it, and we didn't hang with them.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
For the rest of the trip. The girls don't talk
to us.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now do we try to fix this or let the
friendships go away?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, they were one way to fix It'll fix this.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No this evening after y'all get through eating.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Now y'all have going in there. See what's happening. Let
see they invited y'all. Y'all didn't know what was gonna
happen right now. If that ain't your thing, that ain't
your thing.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
They was hoping though.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, they got freaking with each other, just all up
in here right now.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
They was like, yeah, yeah, you and.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Your girlfriend sitting over there, y'all little square self, not square?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What y'all doing while y'all, what's going on? Why your
breasts out?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What you your pant is back on?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Much? What your mean hand you my PENI is what what?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right? We get that, We get it moving on.
Stop Monty and New Orleans get off my thigh. Okaynty
in New Orleans rights.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I sell fried turkeys and spiral hands yearly for Thanksgiving.
My wife promised her boss and a few of her
coworkers free turkeys. This cuts into my money and my time.
She's refusing to tell them that I cannot do that.
Can I tell them myself?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just send the email up to the job.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You know what should the email say though.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Fried turkeys thirty eight fifty, spy Ham twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Seeing okay yeah, Ste.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And D reply all.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of time and a lot
of money.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, just for clarity, and just put in the just
for clarity. So my wife understands my business. Let me
help everybody else. All this boss free turkey, All this
ain't in ain't goin be.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No free, not even for the boss. Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Well, if you give me the turkey I fried for you, Oh,
I might do that for you free.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
But well we're not gonna do. I'm not finna buy
no turkey for you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, but he said his time too is valuable. He's saying, well, all.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That I ain't mad at to do. She shouldn't have
been given away all this free stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Everybody ain't nobody else Walmart ain't giving away no free turkeys.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Issues pop Eyes, Pop Pop.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'll sell a fried turkey.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's what saysn't in it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'll tell you what I don't get what regular I
can't cook. You can't cook so well, I no good food.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Mind.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You just said you don't like fried turkey. You obviously
don't know good food.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I said, I don't get them. It's okay to me.
The one I had. I think, sure, I thinks fried
turkeys are.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Like fried chicken, right chicken.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's not like like that.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's not like calling you having to explain that it's
the same. It's own woman, don't know what. Just let's
just move on to the next.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Acause white they got white people. I bet I bet
she loves stove top dressing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
No, I don't nothing. It's not even dressed. Don't even
don't even go there.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dressing in the pot on top of the stones.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right, last one, we're moving on.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
This is from satrese In Detroit, uh Strese writes, A
man down the street came and asked me to borrow
some cooking oil. It was very strange. My brother said
that the guy was trying to meet me. Well, why
play games? Was it a good way to meet me?
Or should he have just said he was interested in me?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, you gotta come down there with some reason cooking aillo?
Who go down the street anymore asking for cooking af.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Not?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Me?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Aint No, don't know. Nobody go down the street no more?
All this dope dash. Ain't nobody got to go down the.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Street cooking all? Or how old is he?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just came down here to get to see you
guys from cooking?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All you want from peppermint? Is he cooking turkey? Let
me ask you something. I'm gonna get this cooking all
you like hard candy? This is all hard candy.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What should he have done?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
When dale Mark got down there, you should have dal
Mark got mama? What could I do for you? Well,
you ain't gonna I come down here to see you?
Got any wesson co on on? Huh avocada oil?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
When they start making that?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right? She doesn't like the games, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Ain't got no Chris go.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
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