October 27, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news Nia Long and Lorenz Tate are finally reuniting for
a Netflix movie.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, yes, I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, bad news all right?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
M h wow. Sorry, you know what you all do? Dog?
You gotta have a crisis in front of Niah. Yeah,
well yeah, you need on her knees and put his
(00:47):
head in her left got close to go through. You
have hair on your head when it's in your.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Lap and her level Calynthian battery exploded mid flight and
have been avoided. And a man in India faked his
death and funerals. You would come, didn't you do that before? Tommy?
Or talk about it?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I've been talking.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm going thanke your death.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, but anyway, right now it's time to ask the CEO,
her Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here we go, Diana in Southville.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Right. My boyfriend loves to call me all day to
talk when he could text me instead. He always starts
out with where are you? Is he keeping tabs on me? For?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What? Can I ignore his calls?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, you can ignore him, but the opening line is
where are you?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's keeping tabs just like where are you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
All right, because if I don't care about you, I
don't care where you at.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What you're saying, the concern I can't okay, all right,
Moving on to Calvin and Queens. Calvin says, for my
fiftieth birthday, my wife said I can have a threesome,
and she picked the woman. She picked my female best friend.
I'm afraid that when we have sex, my wife will
see that my friend and I already have sexual chemistry.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
God, the word.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Don't say a word, Steve Harvey, Is this a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now you may speak what?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look what that popped up so soon. Just the other
day I was explaining to them. The question was. A
girl was having drinks with three of her male coworker friends. Yeah,
her boyfriend came in with a male friend of his,
saw her and just walked out. She said, you could
(02:54):
have came over and spoke. He said that he looked
jealous by walking out. Yeah, because he know what's up
now here we are again some old friends. So now
he turned fifty, his wife said he could have a
threesome for his birthday. But she picked the girl, and
she picked his best friend. Who is a girl now
(03:17):
who they already have sexual tension.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
But you've got to have it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Is this a bad idea? Well, it was your wife's idea.
He got to explain something to you, though, Doug. When
it's you and your friends turn, you have got to act,
not interest.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
How's he going to do that?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
He ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, he ain't.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, oh no, no, no, And you got and one
of your parts don't act at all? He not, he
not at all. His little stupid behind just over here,
just on his.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Own in his own movie himself.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Ain't nobody talking to you? Sit down, get somewhere to.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So, boy, this is.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
A bad idea. Dog birthday you should have Steve, no
show is glad to see each other? Yeah, you gotta say.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You should just say no, I don't because she's just
a friend of mine. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, pick somebody else.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, but you know that that's what you want. That
that ain't gonna fly.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Let me tell you something, Dog, this got divorced rode
all over it. Yeah that's from uncle Steve. Just get
out of this with Dog because the only benefit to
this is that third person and your wife gonna be
there the whole time. But you cannot do is going
(05:13):
there with no extra clowning. Boy, boy, sain't a good idea.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, this is terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
How about your wife, dog?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
How does he get out of it?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I appreciate that, but no, I don't want that introduced
into our marriage. That loving too much, and just go
get out of that dog.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Moving on to Shelby and Florence, Shelby writes, my husband
isn't speaking to me because I fell asleep on him
while we were intimate. I had taken coal mad, but
I still try to please him. I've tried to make
it up to him. How could his pride be so
hurt when he knows it was the medication.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well, but he was giving it his all. That's the problem.
And you, but you snoring.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Cole Man, she probably won.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Dog, dog, you ain't doing nothing. I don't care what
you didn't talk. You're not gonna be able to sleep
with me. I got too much going on now. I
don't know how you're gonna sleep with your ankle over
there by your ear. But if you can't, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Wow, okay, so he's still mad? How could you make
it up to him? Ah?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What you're gonna have to do is what you're gonna
have to do is make him think it was him
that puts you to sleep.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
What you're gonna have to do is.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Next time y'all get busy together, you're gonna holler and
then fall clout instant, it starts snowing, and just say, boy,
you done did it again? Oh you oooh you knocks
me out. That's the only way you could fix this,
because right now you'd bruised his ego.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, both of these letters, everybody got to act. They
bought off.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And the Oscar goes.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right. Last one Franco and Tampa Uh. Franco writes,
I was in the store and my wife went through
my car. I could tell she's been through my glove box,
and she kept denying it. We've been married three years
and she started doing a lot of little crazy things.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Should I ask her what she's looking for?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Well, yeah, you can ask her.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'm assuming she didn't find nothing in the car when
she was looking. That's I'm going to assume that.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, if you can just go on and ask
your baby.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't know what you're looking for, but you ain't
gonna find that because I ain't into nothing. Okay, you
know you can try that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
All right, thank you Celo coming up at the top
of the hour.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
We'll have you know now now you can put stuff
back in the corbege right, don't find
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And you're listening hard Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news Nia Long and Lorenz Tate are finally reuniting for
a Netflix movie.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, yes, I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, bad news all right?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
M h wow. Sorry, you know what you all do? Dog?
You gotta have a crisis in front of Niah. Yeah,
well yeah, you need on her knees and put his
(00:47):
head in her left got close to go through. You
have hair on your head when it's in your.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Lap and her level Calynthian battery exploded mid flight and
have been avoided. And a man in India faked his
death and funerals. You would come, didn't you do that before? Tommy?
Or talk about it?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I've been talking.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm going thanke your death.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, but anyway, right now it's time to ask the CEO,
her Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here we go, Diana in Southville.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Right. My boyfriend loves to call me all day to
talk when he could text me instead. He always starts
out with where are you? Is he keeping tabs on me? For?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What? Can I ignore his calls?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, you can ignore him, but the opening line is
where are you?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's keeping tabs just like where are you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
All right, because if I don't care about you, I
don't care where you at.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What you're saying, the concern I can't okay, all right,
Moving on to Calvin and Queens. Calvin says, for my
fiftieth birthday, my wife said I can have a threesome,
and she picked the woman. She picked my female best friend.
I'm afraid that when we have sex, my wife will
see that my friend and I already have sexual chemistry.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
God, the word.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Don't say a word, Steve Harvey, Is this a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now you may speak what?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look what that popped up so soon. Just the other
day I was explaining to them. The question was. A
girl was having drinks with three of her male coworker friends. Yeah,
her boyfriend came in with a male friend of his,
saw her and just walked out. She said, you could
(02:54):
have came over and spoke. He said that he looked
jealous by walking out. Yeah, because he know what's up
now here we are again some old friends. So now
he turned fifty, his wife said he could have a
threesome for his birthday. But she picked the girl, and
she picked his best friend. Who is a girl now
(03:17):
who they already have sexual tension.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
But you've got to have it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Is this a bad idea? Well, it was your wife's idea.
He got to explain something to you, though, Doug. When
it's you and your friends turn, you have got to act,
not interest.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
How's he going to do that?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
He ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, he ain't.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, oh no, no, no, And you got and one
of your parts don't act at all? He not, he
not at all. His little stupid behind just over here,
just on his.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Own in his own movie himself.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Ain't nobody talking to you? Sit down, get somewhere to.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So, boy, this is.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
A bad idea. Dog birthday you should have Steve, no
show is glad to see each other? Yeah, you gotta say.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You should just say no, I don't because she's just
a friend of mine. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, pick somebody else.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, but you know that that's what you want. That
that ain't gonna fly.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Let me tell you something, Dog, this got divorced rode
all over it. Yeah that's from uncle Steve. Just get
out of this with Dog because the only benefit to
this is that third person and your wife gonna be
there the whole time. But you cannot do is going
(05:13):
there with no extra clowning. Boy, boy, sain't a good idea.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, this is terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
How about your wife, dog?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
How does he get out of it?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I appreciate that, but no, I don't want that introduced
into our marriage. That loving too much, and just go
get out of that dog.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Moving on to Shelby and Florence, Shelby writes, my husband
isn't speaking to me because I fell asleep on him
while we were intimate. I had taken coal mad, but
I still try to please him. I've tried to make
it up to him. How could his pride be so
hurt when he knows it was the medication.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well, but he was giving it his all. That's the problem.
And you, but you snoring.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Cole Man, she probably won.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Dog, dog, you ain't doing nothing. I don't care what
you didn't talk. You're not gonna be able to sleep
with me. I got too much going on now. I
don't know how you're gonna sleep with your ankle over
there by your ear. But if you can't, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Wow, okay, so he's still mad? How could you make
it up to him? Ah?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What you're gonna have to do is what you're gonna
have to do is make him think it was him
that puts you to sleep.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
What you're gonna have to do is.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Next time y'all get busy together, you're gonna holler and
then fall clout instant, it starts snowing, and just say, boy,
you done did it again? Oh you oooh you knocks
me out. That's the only way you could fix this,
because right now you'd bruised his ego.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, both of these letters, everybody got to act. They
bought off.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And the Oscar goes.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right. Last one Franco and Tampa Uh. Franco writes,
I was in the store and my wife went through
my car. I could tell she's been through my glove box,
and she kept denying it. We've been married three years
and she started doing a lot of little crazy things.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Should I ask her what she's looking for?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Well, yeah, you can ask her.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'm assuming she didn't find nothing in the car when
she was looking. That's I'm going to assume that.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, if you can just go on and ask
your baby.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't know what you're looking for, but you ain't
gonna find that because I ain't into nothing. Okay, you
know you can try that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
All right, thank you Celo coming up at the top
of the hour.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
We'll have you know now now you can put stuff
back in the corbege right, don't find
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And you're listening hard Morning Show
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