October 29, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the clo our cheaf love
officer Steve Harvey. Ready, Steve, Yeah, all right, here we go.
Clo to me and Richmond writes, My twelve year old
son has a crush on a girl at school, and
he asked her out on a date. He asked her
mom after school, and then he told me he wants
(00:20):
me to take them to the mall Saturday. Is this cute?
Or are they too young to be going on dates?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, you can stop with them. Are they too young?
He'd already asked the mama. The mamater said, yeah, he
got to crush on the girl. What you cannot do
is get these boys to uncrush.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
That ain't finna happen.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Never've heard of that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, he got a crush on this girl. What you
stopped liking her?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What happen?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So it's it's kind of cute if they just go
to the mall. Yeah, it's if they just go to
the mall, that's that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You know what. But you know you raised a good boy.
He went over there, he asked the mamba.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, gentleman, so you know he twelve, I had a
crush on girl when I was twelve. I've had a
crush on girls my entire life. I never went through that.
I don't like little Girl period.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I didn't know what to do with him, but I
never I never not liked him. I always knew I
WoT it was.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
How old were you when you went on your first date?
Fifteen six? Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Moving movies? You know this back in the day, wasn't
what else were we gonna go?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There were no malls, movie skating, raking. When I was fifteen,
there were no malls. Really, Yeah, malls hadn't been invented yet,
so y'all just.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Doing the seals.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All they had was strip malls.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh, strip mall.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Let me see fifteen let me see Montgomery War.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah they had that. My dad thought it was the
strip too.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Let me just say this, big malls hadn't been a
vented yet where you could just go and make it.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, mall might have had them. I was not exposed.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, all right, Uh, we're gonna move on to Darwin.
In Bass Strip, Darwin writes, I'm sleeping with the sweetest woman.
That's the best lover I ever had. She's fatitet and sweet,
but she snores like a three hundred pound mountain. Man.
I love everything about her. But that have you dealt
(02:59):
with snoring? Was it a deal breaker? Please?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Help? No? No, I ain't never had that one down.
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
All I can tell you is the beat her to sleep.
That's all I can tell you. I'm not finna cut
her thoms though she be doing doll that. You You
ain't never had that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Lead the best?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, well you ain't never had snoring before.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hey, push your hey, nudge, hey, get over on that side,
on her side, get on her stomach away in the case.
But if she on her back though, she giving it
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So you saying go to sleep before? Yeah, he said,
he just study?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No do you just hey, you snow and turn on,
you know, make them shift positions.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know. Uh, but it's snoring a bad thing, though
you don't.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
By that band aid they go on, they know, and
they got this mouthpiece you can buy too. They got
a mouthpiece that you can buy and sleep in. That
helps with snoring, Okay, but not Yeah, that's not doing
all that. All that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All right, I just ain't That's all I'm doing. I
just ain't sleeping.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We'll try to get on out of here now, stretch.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, I got to get on out here, getting work
in the morning. I don't worry about that. I'm proud
of here, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Moving on to Raffia Raffella Rafaella in Middletown. Raffaella writes,
my husband has a second phone and he says it's
a work phone. I want to believe him, but I
feel like he could have told me that he has
another phone before I heard it ringing in his pocket?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Is going?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Am I foolish to believe it's just for work?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, that's what he said. It was fault.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You ain't got no proof that it is nothing else?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Does she need proof though? Does she need proof?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You can't just accuse a man without nothing. The man
said it's a work phone. Now let's find out what
kind of work. If he the mail man, that ain't
a work phone. If he delivered pim that ain't a
work phone, why.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Didn't he tell her?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why didn't he tell her he had the phone? That's
also what she's mad about, because he didn't even tell herring.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They don't work together, right, yeah, And the phone got
assigned to me, They handed it to me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Why I tell you I got it? I got to work?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You don't know none other my word? You don't knowhing
about the tub bell. You don't know nothing else. Yes,
what his phone?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Because it's ringing in your pocket?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's the problem. That's what phones?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Please do?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
How else do you know any somebody on that? But well,
here's the lie.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
If it's a work phone and it ring in his
pocket and he didn't answer it, then it's not a
work phone, right okay, because you got to answer if it's.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A work phone, right yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Now if it's ringing and he playing it off all
I don't feel like that right now, then that ain't
a work phone.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm upset with him, Joe.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Why Why is that not on silent?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Why is he that stupid? Why?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Because it's a work phone? Tom? Okay, why would you
put your work phone on solid? That's the other comeback
I got, baby.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
If this wasn't a work phone, why would I not
have I would just put it on sild.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well why didn't you am see? Because I didn't hear
it in time?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, because you were talking to me. Baby, we were
having a concause you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Know, I've had my phone ring in my pocket befohone
like I had on my workout pants. Oh yeah, and
I couldn't and I couldn't get that thing out of
my pocket. Man, I just couldn't get my phone out
of my pocket. And I needed it out too, and
I couldn't get it out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, But in this case, you think he's lying like
I think he's lying. Yeah, yeah, you know if the phone.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Rang and he don't answer, then that ain't work for
rock Leg vibrating me food and swore I was fitting.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He it was on silence. All right, Thank you, Celo
coming up with the We will have some entertainment news
for you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
It is time to ask the clo our cheaf love
officer Steve Harvey. Ready, Steve, Yeah, all right, here we go.
Clo to me and Richmond writes, My twelve year old
son has a crush on a girl at school, and
he asked her out on a date. He asked her
mom after school, and then he told me he wants
(00:20):
me to take them to the mall Saturday. Is this cute?
Or are they too young to be going on dates?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, you can stop with them. Are they too young?
He'd already asked the mama. The mamater said, yeah, he
got to crush on the girl. What you cannot do
is get these boys to uncrush.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
That ain't finna happen.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Never've heard of that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, he got a crush on this girl. What you
stopped liking her?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What happen?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So it's it's kind of cute if they just go
to the mall. Yeah, it's if they just go to
the mall, that's that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You know what. But you know you raised a good boy.
He went over there, he asked the mamba.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, gentleman, so you know he twelve, I had a
crush on girl when I was twelve. I've had a
crush on girls my entire life. I never went through that.
I don't like little Girl period.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I didn't know what to do with him, but I
never I never not liked him. I always knew I
WoT it was.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
How old were you when you went on your first date?
Fifteen six? Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Moving movies? You know this back in the day, wasn't
what else were we gonna go?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There were no malls, movie skating, raking. When I was fifteen,
there were no malls. Really, Yeah, malls hadn't been invented yet,
so y'all just.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Doing the seals.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All they had was strip malls.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh, strip mall.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Let me see fifteen let me see Montgomery War.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah they had that. My dad thought it was the
strip too.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Let me just say this, big malls hadn't been a
vented yet where you could just go and make it.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, mall might have had them. I was not exposed.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, all right, Uh, we're gonna move on to Darwin.
In Bass Strip, Darwin writes, I'm sleeping with the sweetest woman.
That's the best lover I ever had. She's fatitet and sweet,
but she snores like a three hundred pound mountain. Man.
I love everything about her. But that have you dealt
(02:59):
with snoring? Was it a deal breaker? Please?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Help? No? No, I ain't never had that one down.
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
All I can tell you is the beat her to sleep.
That's all I can tell you. I'm not finna cut
her thoms though she be doing doll that. You You
ain't never had that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Lead the best?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, well you ain't never had snoring before.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hey, push your hey, nudge, hey, get over on that side,
on her side, get on her stomach away in the case.
But if she on her back though, she giving it
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So you saying go to sleep before? Yeah, he said,
he just study?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No do you just hey, you snow and turn on,
you know, make them shift positions.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know. Uh, but it's snoring a bad thing, though
you don't.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
By that band aid they go on, they know, and
they got this mouthpiece you can buy too. They got
a mouthpiece that you can buy and sleep in. That
helps with snoring, Okay, but not Yeah, that's not doing
all that. All that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All right, I just ain't That's all I'm doing. I
just ain't sleeping.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We'll try to get on out of here now, stretch.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, I got to get on out here, getting work
in the morning. I don't worry about that. I'm proud
of here, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Moving on to Raffia Raffella Rafaella in Middletown. Raffaella writes,
my husband has a second phone and he says it's
a work phone. I want to believe him, but I
feel like he could have told me that he has
another phone before I heard it ringing in his pocket?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Is going?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Am I foolish to believe it's just for work?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, that's what he said. It was fault.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You ain't got no proof that it is nothing else?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Does she need proof though? Does she need proof?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You can't just accuse a man without nothing. The man
said it's a work phone. Now let's find out what
kind of work. If he the mail man, that ain't
a work phone. If he delivered pim that ain't a
work phone, why.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Didn't he tell her?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why didn't he tell her he had the phone? That's
also what she's mad about, because he didn't even tell herring.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They don't work together, right, yeah, And the phone got
assigned to me, They handed it to me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Why I tell you I got it? I got to work?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You don't know none other my word? You don't knowhing
about the tub bell. You don't know nothing else. Yes,
what his phone?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Because it's ringing in your pocket?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's the problem. That's what phones?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Please do?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
How else do you know any somebody on that? But well,
here's the lie.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
If it's a work phone and it ring in his
pocket and he didn't answer it, then it's not a
work phone, right okay, because you got to answer if it's.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A work phone, right yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Now if it's ringing and he playing it off all
I don't feel like that right now, then that ain't
a work phone.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm upset with him, Joe.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Why Why is that not on silent?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Why is he that stupid? Why?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Because it's a work phone? Tom? Okay, why would you
put your work phone on solid? That's the other comeback
I got, baby.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
If this wasn't a work phone, why would I not
have I would just put it on sild.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well why didn't you am see? Because I didn't hear
it in time?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, because you were talking to me. Baby, we were
having a concause you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Know, I've had my phone ring in my pocket befohone
like I had on my workout pants. Oh yeah, and
I couldn't and I couldn't get that thing out of
my pocket. Man, I just couldn't get my phone out
of my pocket. And I needed it out too, and
I couldn't get it out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, But in this case, you think he's lying like
I think he's lying. Yeah, yeah, you know if the phone.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Rang and he don't answer, then that ain't work for
rock Leg vibrating me food and swore I was fitting.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He it was on silence. All right, Thank you, Celo
coming up with the We will have some entertainment news
for you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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