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November 18, 2024 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time where the Chief Love Officer, the CLO,
Steve Harvey, to answer your love questions. Here we go
from Sandra and Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest brother. It's
twenty four and he lives with me. He had a
long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up with him
because I won't allow her new puppy inside my house.

(00:23):
My brother said it's their dog together, so he should
help care for the dog. I told him it's a
firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life. I
think that's a bit dramatic. But do you think I
should bend my rules now?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think it's a damn dog that ruin your life.
Don't put this off on your sister. It's that damn
dog is your sister's house. She lives there. She paid
the risk, she bought that. She let you live with her.
You didn't move this girl in. Now she want a puppy,
Well she can't handle. She get a puppy when she

(00:57):
get her own place. Ain't no puppy in no woman's house.
Sold in the carpet. That probably gotta get part of tracked.
Anybody saidn't do that, Matt, put your brother.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Out what at Why wait?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wait wait wait, why don't they take their twenty four
year old grown ass somewhere to get their own apartment
and they ain't have all the puppies they won't.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
No, you ruined in my life. You're stupid boy.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, Now, she done broke up with you because waiting
hold dump, lady, it's not you that has the problems.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
He that has problems.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
A woman done broke up with you because you won't
let her bring a puppy in her sister house, in
your sister house.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
So she broke up with you. You got the wrong
chick though. Next question, Shirley all right?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Moving on, Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says, I gave
my husband a Hall pass because I had two surgeries
back to back and he was so sweet to me
while I was healing. That was a year ago. My
best friend found out in the streets about his fling,
and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband
and tried to fight him. I don't want her in

(02:06):
my personal business, but she's in it now, and how
should I explain this to her?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
See?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
ain't your business. Now, she'd ha confronted this man about
fooling around on her girlfriend when her girlfriend and gave
him a Hall pass because he was so kind to
her doing surgery. If you could get a hall pass

(02:32):
for kindness doing surgery, give men passes, I'd have.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Gw many times I've.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Been kind and better not going here talking about no
damn hall pass.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Better not bring it up ever.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
And lady, why do you pass our hall passes for kindness?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
You were kind to me, you get a Hall pass?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
That doesn't make no sense. Now, your girlfriend is simple.
I don't know what you should say to her except
this is not your business, but she in it. Now
do you want to tell her how stupid you were
by awarding him a Hall pass? That you said it
was okay? And I'm gonna tell you something else. She

(03:22):
ain't keeping it to herself. She telling other people. And
your husband didn't have to watch his step because his
wife gave him permission.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Facts, Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway,
it's not.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Her business, but it ain't no woman's business.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl,
Because I would want to know, well, now here you go.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Now I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Let's let the women tell him what to do, because
y'all always talking about I would want to know. I
would tell her, well, now she trying to whip her
husband's ass.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
What would you do, shirl.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Business, I wouldn't do anything. I honest to god, I
wouldn't do a thing. This is that business is a
bold face.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, it's not this particular situation. I wouldn't do anything.
I don't know what's going on in their house.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
M hmm, Okay, Carlin, what would you do?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Tell them try to fight the husband? This is Carla
be All, my best friend, my best friend.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah yeah, So Shirley, Shirley, you wouldn't tell your girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I would.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm not in this. I'm really not in this. I'm
not in this.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
So if your husband this happened, but your husband, who
wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I would kill him.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to tell.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You that's contrail to everything you've ever said in every strawberry.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
No, there's no changing on this ship.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Nobody cold to see that.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, you don't. You stayed that damn same on this show.
You not in to change it. On this show, we
ride or die up in here.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Your bestie, your best.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
And my best friend just got married. I'm not in
their marriage. No, Okay, you see her husband cheating. You
ain't gonna say nothing what.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I ain't mad at the answer. I like Chirley's answer,
but that's not what she's ever said.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
And I've always said that I would say something just
like I just said. I'd probably be all in it.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm not in in this one with a hawpit.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, but yeah, Shirley, See Shirley, you don't know about
the hall past all.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I don't have time for nobody else.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I don't have.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah. I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
strange looking position.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'm not here. Tell this man this here? Well, you know,
isn't it a weird? You know? It looked like something
was going on.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
But I could, but I already knew if I went
to tell him that he was going to jail.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I already knew that if I tell this food case
like I said, it depends on who it is.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Best friend.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Now, that's that's like my sister to me for me?
All right?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Moving on, Cathedra and Topeka says, my boyfriend has a
habit of sending several women a good morning text before
he starts his day. He does it freely and doesn't
think it's a problem. I think it's the first step
in cheating. And I'm jealous. Am I overthinking it? Or
is this cheating?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Man? Come on? How does?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
What?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
What are y'all doing nowadays? What? What? What relationships y'all got?
What y'all allowing up in here?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
What? What?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
What is these new rules that.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You can text three women in the morning wish them
good morning?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
What?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I don't know who can do that?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Shirley text me every single day, Shirley Strawberry. She texts
me scriptures every morning. I asked Shirley, I said, Shirley,
do me a favor. Text me a scripture every morning.
Shirley text me a scripture every single morning. I was
on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley. Shirley's

(07:28):
text comes with a strawberry next to her name and
a heart. I deleted it for safety purposes because I
was blurried and I didn't know what said.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Shirley looked like Sheila, and I didn't need it.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
A heart and a strawberry.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
This you feel right after this?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
YO? This is Jamie Fox, this is Ken Whitley.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
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