November 24, 2025 • 7 mins
Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to ask the clo. We'll get to it.
You want same thing they've always stolen? All right, ready, Colo,
here we go. This is from Starlin in Oklahoma City.
Starlin writes, my husband is begging to downsize, but I
can barely stand him in the big house we live
(00:21):
in now. I don't think we'll survive in a smaller
home because he doesn't respect my space. How do I
tell him that I don't want to move into a
smaller house?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Wow, Well don't you just tell him what you just
told us?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
See how that goes? He can't move?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Lets you go, Hello down, sir. You're talking about like
into a tiny house.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She didn't say a tiny house. She said a smaller house.
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Then what she said.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Is she scared because he already don't respect her privacy. Well,
you move in that tiny house. I got need for you.
But what's gonna have privacy? Oh? Oh, I have been
in the tiny house. That tarleet is way too close
to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I ain't never seen the tiny house with two tarlets.
He's just one, and somebody gonna be in there when
you in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Wow, don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it,
don't downsize. I'm not downsize.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But she doesn't like him in the big house. So
she's saying she's really not gonna like him in the well,
the smaller house.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It ain't the house, it's him. She don't like him.
He can stay across the street. She ain't gonna like
it if he come over.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Moving on to Odell in Flint, Odell writes, I'm turning
sixty in December, so I'm throwing a big house party,
and I'm inviting all of my so called trifling friends
that my wife hates and has said she doesn't want
them in her house. Is it a night of good
old fashioned fun and weed smoking? Worse? Is a night
(02:09):
of that worth a fight with my wife? Your question? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Good for nothing? Trifling friends?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So called trifling? From huh?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
If they trifling? Why they your friend? Why are you going?
Why you want them in your house? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
His wife doesn't?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And then your wife said, no, it's her house.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Brod, y'all don't even know how you think this is
fitna be a night of good old weed smoking fun fun.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I ain't never.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Smoke weed, so I'm not an expert but let me
let me just assume this. You know how how you
got to be to have somebody over the house.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And like them that you don't like? No weed? You
got to smoke to start liking a person.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
But his wife hates them and she doesn't want them
in the house.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know how much weed your wife gonna have to
smoke to start liking these people?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, a disaster waiting to happen.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It is, But it don't make no sense at all.
Why don't you just have a sixty? Do you have
any decent frame?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think he was high when he wrote this.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
He was.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Smoky.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Look, I'm from that generation.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So I have friends who smoke weed and they know
that I've never done it, and it's just amazing to
them that I still don't smoke weed. It's nothing in
it for me. But I'm not fit to have no already,
I don't like you and you coming to I don't
have people over my house. I don't like that. Ain't happening?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No some high energy.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, so it's not worth the
fight with his wife though. All right. Moving on to
Carissa and Newark Colo, Carissa writes, I kept my best
friend's new dog. I opened the garage door and he
ran out. I didn't find Yeah, I didn't find the
dog until right before dark, and I didn't tell my
(04:14):
friend about it right away. She's mad because I didn't
call when it happened. Is her anger at me justified
or not?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The question?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
She told her if you come back, your dog at
the house.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Just like a I didn't exhausted, but he had. Yeah,
the fact that he been gone. What was we tripping
on that polk? I can't tail streets. Yeah, he been
in new streets, went up the street to hauler at
that poodle and it got late.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, that's crazy that she was den.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh. Well, see, I don't do none of that. No,
don't get me. I'm not keeping your dog.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't want the one I got, So please don't
ask me to keep yo keeping your dog. Man, your
dog got out. She lucky it wasn't in my house,
because the story would have been, man opened that garage
or that dog shot right out of there?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Did you go get him?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Then?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I didn't know where it was going. I didn't know
where he was. I left the garage. Oh, when I
went on went to work.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Thought he was going to come back.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, I had a presentation at the job. So I
left the garage though, in case he wanted to come
back in there. He never came back. Man, your dog crazy?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Wow, So when you were driving to work, you to
see the dog. Any This is really bad.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Steve not a dog. When he shot out the garage,
he went the other way. I go, I'll go out
your driveway. I make it right, so you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
He made a left to try to look for the dog.
You couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I left the garage open for him to come back.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
He doesn't live there.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He may not know where. Clearly the dog had somewhere
to go, or he didn't like you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He was trying to run away.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I had the dog. What was the last time you
feed the dog and gave it the dog? That's why
I opened the garage. I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Never let Steve keep you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I thought he's going down there. I thought I thought
he knew a dog up street. They were gonna have
breakfast together.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I didn't shot. I said, man, running half breakfast with it?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Boy, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't have been barking that night. I don't know
what they said. Each other.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So I know when that dope went over, I thought
he was going over there straighten it out.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But he ain't come back.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
This is really bad. Never let Steve watch. I know
that that's the lesson here. Okay, last one King in
Miami says, my wife went through my phone saw a
photo of me and my ex. We were in high
school on the picture. So there's no reason for my
wife to be mad. My mother sent me the photo,
so I saved it to my phone. How is this
picture a threat to my wife?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What? How did they say how old they were?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No? But I mean this is back when they were
in high school. When when the picture came about?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I know, but see how are they not?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, he doesn't say you wrong? Wrong?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, because if day twenty, it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, No, they're way older than twenty ten.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Year reunion coming up. She told me she gonna be there.
That's a probable, you know, if it's close to the
reunion time. She called and wanted to let you know
she was gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh boy, all right, thank you, cell.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's such a cute girl. You know, always thought y'all
was good to gets.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You're listening hard Morning Show
It's time to ask the clo. We'll get to it.
You want same thing they've always stolen? All right, ready, Colo,
here we go. This is from Starlin in Oklahoma City.
Starlin writes, my husband is begging to downsize, but I
can barely stand him in the big house we live
(00:21):
in now. I don't think we'll survive in a smaller
home because he doesn't respect my space. How do I
tell him that I don't want to move into a
smaller house?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Wow, Well don't you just tell him what you just
told us?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
See how that goes? He can't move?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Lets you go, Hello down, sir. You're talking about like
into a tiny house.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She didn't say a tiny house. She said a smaller house.
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Then what she said.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Is she scared because he already don't respect her privacy. Well,
you move in that tiny house. I got need for you.
But what's gonna have privacy? Oh? Oh, I have been
in the tiny house. That tarleet is way too close
to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I ain't never seen the tiny house with two tarlets.
He's just one, and somebody gonna be in there when
you in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Wow, don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it,
don't downsize. I'm not downsize.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But she doesn't like him in the big house. So
she's saying she's really not gonna like him in the well,
the smaller house.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It ain't the house, it's him. She don't like him.
He can stay across the street. She ain't gonna like
it if he come over.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Moving on to Odell in Flint, Odell writes, I'm turning
sixty in December, so I'm throwing a big house party,
and I'm inviting all of my so called trifling friends
that my wife hates and has said she doesn't want
them in her house. Is it a night of good
old fashioned fun and weed smoking? Worse? Is a night
(02:09):
of that worth a fight with my wife? Your question? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Good for nothing? Trifling friends?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So called trifling? From huh?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
If they trifling? Why they your friend? Why are you going?
Why you want them in your house? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
His wife doesn't?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And then your wife said, no, it's her house.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Brod, y'all don't even know how you think this is
fitna be a night of good old weed smoking fun fun.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I ain't never.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Smoke weed, so I'm not an expert but let me
let me just assume this. You know how how you
got to be to have somebody over the house.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And like them that you don't like? No weed? You
got to smoke to start liking a person.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
But his wife hates them and she doesn't want them
in the house.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know how much weed your wife gonna have to
smoke to start liking these people?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, a disaster waiting to happen.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It is, But it don't make no sense at all.
Why don't you just have a sixty? Do you have
any decent frame?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think he was high when he wrote this.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
He was.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Smoky.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Look, I'm from that generation.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So I have friends who smoke weed and they know
that I've never done it, and it's just amazing to
them that I still don't smoke weed. It's nothing in
it for me. But I'm not fit to have no already,
I don't like you and you coming to I don't
have people over my house. I don't like that. Ain't happening?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No some high energy.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, so it's not worth the
fight with his wife though. All right. Moving on to
Carissa and Newark Colo, Carissa writes, I kept my best
friend's new dog. I opened the garage door and he
ran out. I didn't find Yeah, I didn't find the
dog until right before dark, and I didn't tell my
(04:14):
friend about it right away. She's mad because I didn't
call when it happened. Is her anger at me justified
or not?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The question?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
She told her if you come back, your dog at
the house.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Just like a I didn't exhausted, but he had. Yeah,
the fact that he been gone. What was we tripping
on that polk? I can't tail streets. Yeah, he been
in new streets, went up the street to hauler at
that poodle and it got late.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, that's crazy that she was den.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh. Well, see, I don't do none of that. No,
don't get me. I'm not keeping your dog.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't want the one I got, So please don't
ask me to keep yo keeping your dog. Man, your
dog got out. She lucky it wasn't in my house,
because the story would have been, man opened that garage
or that dog shot right out of there?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Did you go get him?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Then?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I didn't know where it was going. I didn't know
where he was. I left the garage. Oh, when I
went on went to work.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Thought he was going to come back.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, I had a presentation at the job. So I
left the garage though, in case he wanted to come
back in there. He never came back. Man, your dog crazy?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Wow, So when you were driving to work, you to
see the dog. Any This is really bad.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Steve not a dog. When he shot out the garage,
he went the other way. I go, I'll go out
your driveway. I make it right, so you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
He made a left to try to look for the dog.
You couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I left the garage open for him to come back.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
He doesn't live there.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He may not know where. Clearly the dog had somewhere
to go, or he didn't like you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He was trying to run away.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I had the dog. What was the last time you
feed the dog and gave it the dog? That's why
I opened the garage. I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Never let Steve keep you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I thought he's going down there. I thought I thought
he knew a dog up street. They were gonna have
breakfast together.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I didn't shot. I said, man, running half breakfast with it?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Boy, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't have been barking that night. I don't know
what they said. Each other.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So I know when that dope went over, I thought
he was going over there straighten it out.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But he ain't come back.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
This is really bad. Never let Steve watch. I know
that that's the lesson here. Okay, last one King in
Miami says, my wife went through my phone saw a
photo of me and my ex. We were in high
school on the picture. So there's no reason for my
wife to be mad. My mother sent me the photo,
so I saved it to my phone. How is this
picture a threat to my wife?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What? How did they say how old they were?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No? But I mean this is back when they were
in high school. When when the picture came about?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I know, but see how are they not?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, he doesn't say you wrong? Wrong?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, because if day twenty, it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, No, they're way older than twenty ten.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Year reunion coming up. She told me she gonna be there.
That's a probable, you know, if it's close to the
reunion time. She called and wanted to let you know
she was gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh boy, all right, thank you, cell.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's such a cute girl. You know, always thought y'all
was good to gets.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You're listening hard Morning Show
Hosts And Creators
Steve Harvey
Shirley Strawberry
Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles
Carla Ferrell
Kier "Junior" Spates
Popular Podcasts
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.