November 25, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time to ask the clo Vivian
and Hartford says, my two grandchildren started living with me
two months ago because they don't like their new stepdad.
I tell the parents they need to work on properly
blending their family. The kids have got to go. Am
I wrong for making my grandkids leave?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Nah, you ain't wrong for making it that. I don't know.
I don't know how they got over there, see you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I ain't got to make you leave because you, first
of all, y'all not coming over here, so I ain't
gonna have to make you leave it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But no, you ain't wrong for making them leave. That's
their job. They married.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
They married somebody else, and their kids don't like to
somebody else. Y'all got to live in that house. I'm
not taking care of no kids, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Since she brought it up.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't care for him that much myself either, which
is mo the reason why they're going back over there.
Take that hate on over there towards who is supposed
to be directed at right. I'm not gonna deal with it. No,
you're not wrong for that, not at all. Send them home,
all right?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Moving on to Danny and Charleston Danny says, I used
to date a guy that my husband just met, and
I told him that we used to date. My husband
said I should not have volunteered that information. I want
to know if he dated someone I'm around. So is
honesty not the best policy?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
How that honesty working out for you? You thought you
going there and volunteer some information or see, First of all,
if you're talking to somebody I dated, I'm not bringing
it up.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And if you find out about it, you know what
I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know what you're talking about or who you talking? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So what who? No? No, I'm not even No, No,
we're not dancing. We're not doing this dance.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah you He said you shouldn't volunteered information because he
know he ain't. He's not going to volunteer that information.
I would want to know. No, No, that ain't lady,
that ain't how that works. Shut your mouth. But why
(02:23):
why make a fire in your house that ain't there?
Wait till the fire come to the house.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You think what should No?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I think it's what you just said.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
She didn't want him to find out and her I
think she wanted to tell him before he found out
that trying to get ahead up you out.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, she used to date the guy. And then he
would be like, I just wait, I.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Just wait till you find him. And then when you
come did you use to date this guy? It wasn't
no big deal. We went out on a couple of
dates and that was it. I didn't think it was
nothing to mention that. There's nothing more than that we
went out to the movies twice something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That was it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I couldn't stay again, right right, exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
See, that's all you got to do. Wait till it comes,
Wait till it come to your doorstep. Don't open the
door and sit it out there.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm still volunteer.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, all right, I'll ever do that, Bobo, is you listening?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you listening? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Whole curtain bag dog?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
He does that all the time, you know it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Jimmy and Raleigh says, my wife and I have been
married for eight years and she is not the most
sociable person. She can't get along with women, and she
clings to me when we're in group settings. I'm a
social guy, so I want her to do better. Is
she a lost cause or what?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, she's not a lost cause, but well, I mean,
what's what are you wanting to fix to be? See
you're saying, and she a lost cause, don't get along
with other women. Yeah, she clings to you, and so
you want to be out messing around, floating around, you know,
working the room party.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, what was that lady.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Rolled in the mail?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, now she to you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I don't know what to tell you about this one,
because it's not a lost cause, but you being a
social butterfly and she's not. You've known that before you
got married.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's so what you want.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Some people are just socially awkward, and some people are
the life of the party. They're social butterflies, you know,
And that's what this is, all right, Last one, Steve,
This is THEA in Georgetown. THEA says, I'm seventy one
years old and I'm planning to run my first marathon
in December.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I think I need to read that line again.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm seventy one years old and I'm planning to run
my first marathon in December. My husband doubts that I
can do it, and he's killing my spirit with his negativity.
I want you to prove him wrong. But what if
he's right? Is one month long enough to train? Hell?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, you can't run a marathon training for thirty days.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
No you can't, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It takes a long time to get up to that
type of a marathon is twenty six point two miles
and you're gonna start training in thirty days and you
you may not even really be a runner.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You start with like a five k or so?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Her?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What is her husband just saying?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You ought to wait until Junior's walk.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
His walk?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's it because see you? Because I can now see
your husband not, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So, uh Sureley, tell me you're fit to run a marathon?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Go ahead, honey, guess what I think? I'm gonna run
the marathon?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
M m, that's all you thought?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna start training for it. I want to
run it. I want to push myself. It's when it's
on my bucket list.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Maybe you can't run a marathon, now, come on.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, I don't know that until I've done it, right,
until I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I know that I know you have ran one.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Before, will be my first one.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
We'll see right here. Why how you wait? You seventy
one and we'll run a damn marathon.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, this is just something I've been dreaming of doing,
and I want to do it. I mean, I'm not dead,
I can.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You ain't dreaming nothing else?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeahs ain't nothing else in your head?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Run around? Wow?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Why don't you come and join me, honey? Or train
with me at least?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Baby, baby, baby, babe, we ain't runner. We walk more
school running out of seen from Kenya, Eediopia.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not you.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
We ain't gotta visit out here. That's an Aw'm.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Supposed to support me. You're supposed to support me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm supposed to protect you, keep you alive. You don't
mess around, kill yourself. Stop all this damn foolishness. Mess around,
pass out? Why you run? Anybody going around here? I
can't keep up with you, know how? Baby? Maybe you
gotta do something else. You don't kill. Gotta walk, kill,
gotta walk when you walk, don't nobody is a walk kill.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Your hope. You can make that.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Mister Steve Harbin, Marty show Man, would you rather be
known as a sex symbols or would you rather be
known as the funniest man?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Or I'll be beaten because I ain't gonna be no sex.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Something that was his body. I missed that. I missed
that train. I am a sex symbol. I can't get
rid of it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You can't help no.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I can't get rid of that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
And that right there is the funniest thing you this morning,
Steve
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Harby Morning Show, coming up right up to that,
Right now it is time to ask the clo Vivian
and Hartford says, my two grandchildren started living with me
two months ago because they don't like their new stepdad.
I tell the parents they need to work on properly
blending their family. The kids have got to go. Am
I wrong for making my grandkids leave?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Nah, you ain't wrong for making it that. I don't know.
I don't know how they got over there, see you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I ain't got to make you leave because you, first
of all, y'all not coming over here, so I ain't
gonna have to make you leave it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But no, you ain't wrong for making them leave. That's
their job. They married.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
They married somebody else, and their kids don't like to
somebody else. Y'all got to live in that house. I'm
not taking care of no kids, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Since she brought it up.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't care for him that much myself either, which
is mo the reason why they're going back over there.
Take that hate on over there towards who is supposed
to be directed at right. I'm not gonna deal with it. No,
you're not wrong for that, not at all. Send them home,
all right?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Moving on to Danny and Charleston Danny says, I used
to date a guy that my husband just met, and
I told him that we used to date. My husband
said I should not have volunteered that information. I want
to know if he dated someone I'm around. So is
honesty not the best policy?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
How that honesty working out for you? You thought you
going there and volunteer some information or see, First of all,
if you're talking to somebody I dated, I'm not bringing
it up.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And if you find out about it, you know what
I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know what you're talking about or who you talking? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So what who? No? No, I'm not even No, No,
we're not dancing. We're not doing this dance.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah you He said you shouldn't volunteered information because he
know he ain't. He's not going to volunteer that information.
I would want to know. No, No, that ain't lady,
that ain't how that works. Shut your mouth. But why
(02:23):
why make a fire in your house that ain't there?
Wait till the fire come to the house.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You think what should No?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I think it's what you just said.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
She didn't want him to find out and her I
think she wanted to tell him before he found out
that trying to get ahead up you out.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, she used to date the guy. And then he
would be like, I just wait, I.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Just wait till you find him. And then when you
come did you use to date this guy? It wasn't
no big deal. We went out on a couple of
dates and that was it. I didn't think it was
nothing to mention that. There's nothing more than that we
went out to the movies twice something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That was it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I couldn't stay again, right right, exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
See, that's all you got to do. Wait till it comes,
Wait till it come to your doorstep. Don't open the
door and sit it out there.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm still volunteer.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, all right, I'll ever do that, Bobo, is you listening?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you listening? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Whole curtain bag dog?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
He does that all the time, you know it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Jimmy and Raleigh says, my wife and I have been
married for eight years and she is not the most
sociable person. She can't get along with women, and she
clings to me when we're in group settings. I'm a
social guy, so I want her to do better. Is
she a lost cause or what?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, she's not a lost cause, but well, I mean,
what's what are you wanting to fix to be? See
you're saying, and she a lost cause, don't get along
with other women. Yeah, she clings to you, and so
you want to be out messing around, floating around, you know,
working the room party.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, what was that lady.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Rolled in the mail?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, now she to you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I don't know what to tell you about this one,
because it's not a lost cause, but you being a
social butterfly and she's not. You've known that before you
got married.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's so what you want.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Some people are just socially awkward, and some people are
the life of the party. They're social butterflies, you know,
And that's what this is, all right, Last one, Steve,
This is THEA in Georgetown. THEA says, I'm seventy one
years old and I'm planning to run my first marathon
in December.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I think I need to read that line again.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm seventy one years old and I'm planning to run
my first marathon in December. My husband doubts that I
can do it, and he's killing my spirit with his negativity.
I want you to prove him wrong. But what if
he's right? Is one month long enough to train? Hell?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, you can't run a marathon training for thirty days.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
No you can't, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It takes a long time to get up to that
type of a marathon is twenty six point two miles
and you're gonna start training in thirty days and you
you may not even really be a runner.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You start with like a five k or so?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Her?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What is her husband just saying?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You ought to wait until Junior's walk.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
His walk?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's it because see you? Because I can now see
your husband not, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So, uh Sureley, tell me you're fit to run a marathon?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Go ahead, honey, guess what I think? I'm gonna run
the marathon?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
M m, that's all you thought?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna start training for it. I want to
run it. I want to push myself. It's when it's
on my bucket list.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Maybe you can't run a marathon, now, come on.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, I don't know that until I've done it, right,
until I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I know that I know you have ran one.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Before, will be my first one.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
We'll see right here. Why how you wait? You seventy
one and we'll run a damn marathon.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, this is just something I've been dreaming of doing,
and I want to do it. I mean, I'm not dead,
I can.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You ain't dreaming nothing else?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeahs ain't nothing else in your head?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Run around? Wow?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Why don't you come and join me, honey? Or train
with me at least?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Baby, baby, baby, babe, we ain't runner. We walk more
school running out of seen from Kenya, Eediopia.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not you.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
We ain't gotta visit out here. That's an Aw'm.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Supposed to support me. You're supposed to support me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm supposed to protect you, keep you alive. You don't
mess around, kill yourself. Stop all this damn foolishness. Mess around,
pass out? Why you run? Anybody going around here? I
can't keep up with you, know how? Baby? Maybe you
gotta do something else. You don't kill. Gotta walk, kill,
gotta walk when you walk, don't nobody is a walk kill.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Your hope. You can make that.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Mister Steve Harbin, Marty show Man, would you rather be
known as a sex symbols or would you rather be
known as the funniest man?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Or I'll be beaten because I ain't gonna be no sex.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Something that was his body. I missed that. I missed
that train. I am a sex symbol. I can't get
rid of it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You can't help no.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I can't get rid of that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
And that right there is the funniest thing you this morning,
Steve
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Harby Morning Show, coming up right up to that,
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