November 27, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the c l O.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Cheaf Love Officer Steve Harvey, ready for you right now,
Corlis and love of rights. I'm thirty and married to
a great guy. But he's a pessimist. He won't go
anywhere without a mask on, and he's still taking his
clothes off at the door as if he's infected with
something every day. I can't get him to relax and
enjoy life anymore. Would I be wrong to visit my
(00:26):
family during the holidays if he does not go, if he.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Don't want to go, yeah, you can go see your family.
Tell him to stay his pessimist, whatever that is. I
don't even know what that is, though, So just tell
the little pesty side or whatever you call him.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, it's the opposite of optimist, you know. Huh, it's
the opposite of optimist. You know, optimist always, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
We'll go ahead and mess up your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Christmas coming, all right, all right, Corla's all right. Moving
on to Sarah and Montgomery. Sarah says, this past Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And one other thing, you might want to check all
them clothes he keep taking off at the door, because
it might not be COVID.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
On it Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, you told the secret right there.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I'm just trying to You're gonna pick them clothes up,
smell it, take a look, all right, check it for perfume,
glitter and.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Lipstick, lipstick in that order.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You ain't gonna work. But that the glitter. You can't
get that glit out your clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And you know this how fact, Well that's not in
the Bible, all right, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And I had glittered my Mustang for three weeks, oversharing.
I had my lips right under the shower head trying
to get it out.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Nothing. It wouldn't budge.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I thought, I go ahead to cut this thing off.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Start over, Yeah, Sarah and Montgomery. As we move on,
Sarah says, this past Saturday, we had a fall festival
at the church for children seventeen and under. The big
kids were off in the distance listening to rap, cursing
(02:27):
and causing a ruckus. They were very rude to us
when we asked them to behave and we felt threatened.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Why is this new generation so disrespectful?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know, because well, let's try a couple of things,
cause y'all let them, cause ain't nobody whooping nobody.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Ain't no rules.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
How you having the church convention and you're letting the
rap music play?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
All rap music ain't bad.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But come on now, if they're over there cussing in
the corner, you allow cussing at the church.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What were doing?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
They were rude? We felt threatened. Okay, everybody, everybody go
to church. Can't come to church?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What say that again?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
What now?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It didn't It didn't make no sense, Shelly, You ain't
got to repeat it. I just said what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
To say, the attitude.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I just asked, everybody come to church. Don't need to
go to church. Put their out. You don't want to
be here in church. You want to do what they do?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
They felt threatened corner listening to the music, phones or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, how do they know what?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Originally?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't see what the problem is. You know, church,
you can't do it church? What you do at the club?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, you know, siss respect, especially for church.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But if you let them disrespect you, they gonna keep
doing it. Go get your husband.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Live.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Fifteen year old boys take tip. Let me tell you
that right now. They ain't really good fighters no more.
They good at PlayStation and Mortal Kombat, but they ain't
good with their hand.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Moving on to Georgia, Nashville, George writes, my eighty two
year old aunt told me that she and my dad
had an affair when they were in their fifties, and
she has wanted to tell my mother for years. My
mom and dad have been married for fifty five years.
So I told my aunt to let it go. But
she wants to clear her conscience before she dies. How
(04:39):
and I stop her?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Clear your conscience with the layd Yes, you're not gonna clear.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
With no people. You're too all the running there you
were right after that you might die.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, she's eighty two, you.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Already eighty two. You know how much stuff you done done?
You need to share. But I got some like let
me tell you something, let me tell you something later
at sixty five. Right now, it's some stuff I had
not take.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You got to take it to you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I wonder how much stuff you're taking to your grave, Steve.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
A punch, ain't no one or two items.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Room. I got a treasure chests full of struck I
got taken. It ain't gonna be no room, and I
would get bigger castle. I'm gonna have to get married
where the where the Egyptian kings got married.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm gonna get married. I'm gonna get buried in.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
A tomb because I got much stuff had to go
in there, not no mars to Lium.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm gonna need a tomb. I'm gonna need a.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Whole room, like Nepher Tidy or somebody. I'm gonna need
a whole room. Feeling up the room, filling up the room.
There ain't no room room for me, filling up the room,
feeling up through room. I need a way more room,
(06:06):
way more room.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I said. I ain't got enough root.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I ain't got enough room for all the mess I God,
for all the mess I got.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I need a bigger room. I need a bigger room.
I need a bigger room. I need a big room.
I need a bigger.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Route for all.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
This miss that I dun, dumb, dumb, Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Diana Stone Mountain says, my boyfriend picked me up from
work and his female coworker's work badge was on the floor.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
When I found the.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Badge, he called her to tell her she left it
in his car. She said, thanks, big head, and they
hung up. Should I be mad that he gave her
a ride or because of the silly nickname she called him.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Thanks big head.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
How about well, you know what she was making reference to? Yeah, yeah,
that's a little You.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Got to pay attention to references. A lot of these
is references, Thanks big head. Well you might have a
bigger problem than you think. How to hell let badge
get on the flow? What kind of tussling was going
on in here? Where the badge had to fall on
the floor, Thanks big head.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
To think about? Yeah, all right, thank you Philo. You're
listening hard Morning Show.
It is time to ask the c l O.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Cheaf Love Officer Steve Harvey, ready for you right now,
Corlis and love of rights. I'm thirty and married to
a great guy. But he's a pessimist. He won't go
anywhere without a mask on, and he's still taking his
clothes off at the door as if he's infected with
something every day. I can't get him to relax and
enjoy life anymore. Would I be wrong to visit my
(00:26):
family during the holidays if he does not go, if he.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Don't want to go, yeah, you can go see your family.
Tell him to stay his pessimist, whatever that is. I
don't even know what that is, though, So just tell
the little pesty side or whatever you call him.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, it's the opposite of optimist, you know. Huh, it's
the opposite of optimist. You know, optimist always, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
We'll go ahead and mess up your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Christmas coming, all right, all right, Corla's all right. Moving
on to Sarah and Montgomery. Sarah says, this past Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And one other thing, you might want to check all
them clothes he keep taking off at the door, because
it might not be COVID.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
On it Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, you told the secret right there.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I'm just trying to You're gonna pick them clothes up,
smell it, take a look, all right, check it for perfume,
glitter and.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Lipstick, lipstick in that order.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You ain't gonna work. But that the glitter. You can't
get that glit out your clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And you know this how fact, Well that's not in
the Bible, all right, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And I had glittered my Mustang for three weeks, oversharing.
I had my lips right under the shower head trying
to get it out.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Nothing. It wouldn't budge.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I thought, I go ahead to cut this thing off.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Start over, Yeah, Sarah and Montgomery. As we move on,
Sarah says, this past Saturday, we had a fall festival
at the church for children seventeen and under. The big
kids were off in the distance listening to rap, cursing
(02:27):
and causing a ruckus. They were very rude to us
when we asked them to behave and we felt threatened.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Why is this new generation so disrespectful?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know, because well, let's try a couple of things,
cause y'all let them, cause ain't nobody whooping nobody.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Ain't no rules.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
How you having the church convention and you're letting the
rap music play?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
All rap music ain't bad.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But come on now, if they're over there cussing in
the corner, you allow cussing at the church.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What were doing?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
They were rude? We felt threatened. Okay, everybody, everybody go
to church. Can't come to church?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What say that again?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
What now?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It didn't It didn't make no sense, Shelly, You ain't
got to repeat it. I just said what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
To say, the attitude.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I just asked, everybody come to church. Don't need to
go to church. Put their out. You don't want to
be here in church. You want to do what they do?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
They felt threatened corner listening to the music, phones or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, how do they know what?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Originally?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't see what the problem is. You know, church,
you can't do it church? What you do at the club?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, you know, siss respect, especially for church.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But if you let them disrespect you, they gonna keep
doing it. Go get your husband.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Live.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Fifteen year old boys take tip. Let me tell you
that right now. They ain't really good fighters no more.
They good at PlayStation and Mortal Kombat, but they ain't
good with their hand.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Moving on to Georgia, Nashville, George writes, my eighty two
year old aunt told me that she and my dad
had an affair when they were in their fifties, and
she has wanted to tell my mother for years. My
mom and dad have been married for fifty five years.
So I told my aunt to let it go. But
she wants to clear her conscience before she dies. How
(04:39):
and I stop her?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Clear your conscience with the layd Yes, you're not gonna clear.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
With no people. You're too all the running there you
were right after that you might die.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, she's eighty two, you.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Already eighty two. You know how much stuff you done done?
You need to share. But I got some like let
me tell you something, let me tell you something later
at sixty five. Right now, it's some stuff I had
not take.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You got to take it to you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I wonder how much stuff you're taking to your grave, Steve.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
A punch, ain't no one or two items.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Room. I got a treasure chests full of struck I
got taken. It ain't gonna be no room, and I
would get bigger castle. I'm gonna have to get married
where the where the Egyptian kings got married.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm gonna get married. I'm gonna get buried in.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
A tomb because I got much stuff had to go
in there, not no mars to Lium.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm gonna need a tomb. I'm gonna need a.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Whole room, like Nepher Tidy or somebody. I'm gonna need
a whole room. Feeling up the room, filling up the room.
There ain't no room room for me, filling up the room,
feeling up through room. I need a way more room,
(06:06):
way more room.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I said. I ain't got enough root.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I ain't got enough room for all the mess I God,
for all the mess I got.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I need a bigger room. I need a bigger room.
I need a bigger room. I need a big room.
I need a bigger.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Route for all.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
This miss that I dun, dumb, dumb, Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Diana Stone Mountain says, my boyfriend picked me up from
work and his female coworker's work badge was on the floor.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
When I found the.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Badge, he called her to tell her she left it
in his car. She said, thanks, big head, and they
hung up. Should I be mad that he gave her
a ride or because of the silly nickname she called him.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Thanks big head.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
How about well, you know what she was making reference to? Yeah, yeah,
that's a little You.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Got to pay attention to references. A lot of these
is references, Thanks big head. Well you might have a
bigger problem than you think. How to hell let badge
get on the flow? What kind of tussling was going
on in here? Where the badge had to fall on
the floor, Thanks big head.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
To think about? Yeah, all right, thank you Philo. You're
listening hard Morning Show.
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