December 3, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Josiah in Beaumont writes, I heard your show yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I would love to know if Steve knows that his
nephew does impressions of him on stage. I saw him
do it years ago. Now I can't tell those two
a part on the radio. Is Uncle Steve cool with it?
What's you think, Celo?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, because you know when I'm missing sometime, it's good
that he can step in as me, you know. So yes,
I'm perfectly cool with it. And I don't think he
sounds nothing like me at all. But I'm the only
person that think that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So big shoes to fill those Steve.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Don't don't say that should already wear a thirteen. He
wear eight eleven and a hand an eight.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Eight in balls in ball. All right, moving on to Camille.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Tommy can buy shoes with Veil.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Chrony Camille in Forest Park.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So, my boyfriend told me that he's bored with our
sex life, so I stopped having sex with him. Now
our relationship is rocky because he's distant. I think he
wants a threesome, but he can't handle two women. Is
this worth me trying to figure him?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Out.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You don't know what he Wait a minute, your boyfriend
tells you he's bored with your sex life. She so
you stop having sex with him now? He distant. Mm hmm,
you ain't. You ain't see that coming.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, what she saw is she thought that meant he
wanted a threesomest.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't really see how you read that into you.
I don't know where the threesome came from. He just
wanted you to pick up the pace you stopped now.
He did as I would be also, so you know, listen,
I think it's maybe the way he presented it. It
(02:14):
could have been presented a little bit better because you
kind of presented it kind of cut and dry hair,
on board with our sex life.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He might have came to you a.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Little bit and said, hey, baby, look, I want to, like,
I know, if we could, you know, maybe do some
things different or try are you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Or or you you tried by yourself? And wow, everybody
want a nice one son? Until that don't work out? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
A nice a onesome once? What's a oneme?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Me and one more person? That's when it don't work out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A couple, Yeah, that's a couple.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm struggling with.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
The I don't know what it's saying, but I'm gonna
tell you right now. Threesomes ain't for everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Let you know, that's what she says. She he can
handle to women.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Will oh, come on confess?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh, don't tell him nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Don't now he should share, he should be transparent.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, let's just say, you know, I ain't never shared nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Way back in the day, you know, way before that
was phone cameras. Thank god.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, yeah, let's move on, shall we. This is
from Robin and Henderson. Robin writes, my husband got me
a coach ticket to travel to see my parents for Christmas.
He said, we need to cut back and stick to
a budget. To upgrade my ticket to first class would
be an additional four hundred and eighty three dollars. Should
(03:50):
I This is what Robin wants to know. Should I
get the upgrade or let him win this one?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, I'm not sitting back there, so you know, four
hundred and eighty four thousand and eighty or what what
I cannot do is walk past them chairs with that
extra arm room, leg room ability to recline curtain that
(04:17):
closes so that the people in the back can't see
what they're doing for me warm nuts, silverware being you
with a choice on it. Yes, I'm paying the extra
for the upgrade. That's what I'm doing. And cause it's Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, yes, so if they can afford it heat, they
should cut back someplace else as far as the budget goes.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, let me say this, though, you know, a woman's
philosophy I found, for the most part, has always been
I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Permission, It's true.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Go ahead and do it and just say, baby, I'm
so sorry. My knees was acting up and my back hurt.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, all right, all right, Robin, there's your answer.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I'm not going to get that upgrade.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Girl, get that upgrade.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
This him next time?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Save right? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Al in Norfolk.
Al writes, My wife gets upset when I won't have
sex with her on demand. We've talked about not having
any more children, but she has baby fever. We have
four already. I want the sex, but not the kids.
Should I get condoms? Or is it time for me
(05:43):
to get a voseectomy?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Why are you asking me to?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, there's no way I can be in your.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Business like this, but you were a clo.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, I'm the.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Chief love off, not the chief no love office. I
try to keep family together. Now, the last question, a
woman cut her man off, shut him down. Now she
wanted every time, and you don't want to perform. What's
wrong with y'all out there? Do your duty, though, do
(06:20):
your duty? Bring that heat on request?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, but he wants to know.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I used to could do that, you know, request.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's not what this is about.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
What you want? You really won't for me? Right there?
He now somebody?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah now, but Steve, I want it now right now?
You're talking about now today?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
What what time is it? Don't you say?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So? That's the difference between you back in the day
and you today today.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I got a zoom called. I ain't never had no
zoom call in the past.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So should he get condoms? Maybe? Since he doesn't, I.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Can't help you. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, if you show up with condoms and your marriage
and you married and you show up with some condoms, yeah, yes,
Now where you get to ease from?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Thank you, Celo. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Josiah in Beaumont writes, I heard your show yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I would love to know if Steve knows that his
nephew does impressions of him on stage. I saw him
do it years ago. Now I can't tell those two
a part on the radio. Is Uncle Steve cool with it?
What's you think, Celo?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, because you know when I'm missing sometime, it's good
that he can step in as me, you know. So yes,
I'm perfectly cool with it. And I don't think he
sounds nothing like me at all. But I'm the only
person that think that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So big shoes to fill those Steve.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Don't don't say that should already wear a thirteen. He
wear eight eleven and a hand an eight.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Eight in balls in ball. All right, moving on to Camille.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Tommy can buy shoes with Veil.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Chrony Camille in Forest Park.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So, my boyfriend told me that he's bored with our
sex life, so I stopped having sex with him. Now
our relationship is rocky because he's distant. I think he
wants a threesome, but he can't handle two women. Is
this worth me trying to figure him?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Out.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You don't know what he Wait a minute, your boyfriend
tells you he's bored with your sex life. She so
you stop having sex with him now? He distant. Mm hmm,
you ain't. You ain't see that coming.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, what she saw is she thought that meant he
wanted a threesomest.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't really see how you read that into you.
I don't know where the threesome came from. He just
wanted you to pick up the pace you stopped now.
He did as I would be also, so you know, listen,
I think it's maybe the way he presented it. It
(02:14):
could have been presented a little bit better because you
kind of presented it kind of cut and dry hair,
on board with our sex life.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He might have came to you a.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Little bit and said, hey, baby, look, I want to, like,
I know, if we could, you know, maybe do some
things different or try are you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Or or you you tried by yourself? And wow, everybody
want a nice one son? Until that don't work out? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
A nice a onesome once? What's a oneme?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Me and one more person? That's when it don't work out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A couple, Yeah, that's a couple.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm struggling with.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
The I don't know what it's saying, but I'm gonna
tell you right now. Threesomes ain't for everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Let you know, that's what she says. She he can
handle to women.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Will oh, come on confess?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh, don't tell him nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Don't now he should share, he should be transparent.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, let's just say, you know, I ain't never shared nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Way back in the day, you know, way before that
was phone cameras. Thank god.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, yeah, let's move on, shall we. This is
from Robin and Henderson. Robin writes, my husband got me
a coach ticket to travel to see my parents for Christmas.
He said, we need to cut back and stick to
a budget. To upgrade my ticket to first class would
be an additional four hundred and eighty three dollars. Should
(03:50):
I This is what Robin wants to know. Should I
get the upgrade or let him win this one?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, I'm not sitting back there, so you know, four
hundred and eighty four thousand and eighty or what what
I cannot do is walk past them chairs with that
extra arm room, leg room ability to recline curtain that
(04:17):
closes so that the people in the back can't see
what they're doing for me warm nuts, silverware being you
with a choice on it. Yes, I'm paying the extra
for the upgrade. That's what I'm doing. And cause it's Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, yes, so if they can afford it heat, they
should cut back someplace else as far as the budget goes.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, let me say this, though, you know, a woman's
philosophy I found, for the most part, has always been
I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Permission, It's true.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Go ahead and do it and just say, baby, I'm
so sorry. My knees was acting up and my back hurt.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, all right, all right, Robin, there's your answer.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I'm not going to get that upgrade.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Girl, get that upgrade.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
This him next time?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Save right? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Al in Norfolk.
Al writes, My wife gets upset when I won't have
sex with her on demand. We've talked about not having
any more children, but she has baby fever. We have
four already. I want the sex, but not the kids.
Should I get condoms? Or is it time for me
(05:43):
to get a voseectomy?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Why are you asking me to?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, there's no way I can be in your.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Business like this, but you were a clo.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, I'm the.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Chief love off, not the chief no love office. I
try to keep family together. Now, the last question, a
woman cut her man off, shut him down. Now she
wanted every time, and you don't want to perform. What's
wrong with y'all out there? Do your duty, though, do
(06:20):
your duty? Bring that heat on request?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, but he wants to know.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I used to could do that, you know, request.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's not what this is about.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
What you want? You really won't for me? Right there?
He now somebody?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah now, but Steve, I want it now right now?
You're talking about now today?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
What what time is it? Don't you say?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So? That's the difference between you back in the day
and you today today.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I got a zoom called. I ain't never had no
zoom call in the past.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So should he get condoms? Maybe? Since he doesn't, I.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Can't help you. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, if you show up with condoms and your marriage
and you married and you show up with some condoms, yeah, yes,
Now where you get to ease from?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Thank you, Celo. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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