December 6, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, it's time to ask the CLO our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Grace and Racine.
Grace says, my thirty year old grandson said he was
called by God to preach, but he's been living with
his mother, with the mother of his kids for six years.
Does the Lord call on sorry men like him? Or
(00:20):
is he lying? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Granny, well, Graham, I can't really tell you who God called,
but God calls a lot of imperfect people.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
All his disciples was imperfect.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, they were adulterous, murderers, thieves, gangsters, you know that's
that's that's some of the best people to use it.
Why would you go get some Why would he call
somebody don't know nothing about overcoming? So, Granny, I don't know.
You know, he might have got called. You know, you
(00:53):
never know, but you just don't. He's been living with
his girlfire six years. You didn't shut him down any third.
Great you know anyway, I'm glad you ain't my grandmoma.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I w that's the Lord for that, alrighty got skeleton studo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Uh, hey, Granny, you might you might not be qualified
to be on that front road. You don't care now
they might ask for you when you might have turned
in your gloves. If they started doing background checks, you know,
you might not be on the usher bud much longer.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You know what I mean? You gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now you made your laugh missionary with it, you can
turn in your white nurse shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Alright, Cennamon Stockings. Moving on to Tanyada.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
In the DMV.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Tanyada's writes, my boyfriend went through my phone and saw
a picture of my male friend. My friend was trying
unclothes for a date, and he wanted to get my opinions.
My boyfriend assumed it was something else. Should I let
my man talk to my male friend.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let me tell you something you're gonna get your male
friend asked for because now he in here trying on
clothes in front of you. You know, I don't know
why y'all women think, whoever he gonna call you and
send you some pictures of him trying on some clothes?
Boy buy, Yeah, that's advertising. Y'all don't have no men friends.
(02:17):
I'm not gonna tell y'all next question. Should I'm not
finna do this no more today? I Am not doing
this with y'all no more to day. I don't know
what's wrong with y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What is the matter If a man tell y'all something?
Why won't y'all believe that about men?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
M you're a man, you should know all right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're not finna be fine, and I'm finna be your friend.
We were not finna be friends.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, okay the hell.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm gonna sit with you and then they ain't gonna
bring it up what.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
We are doing it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
This is from Reesa and Tampa.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Colo Esa writes.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
My husband's coat smelled like perfume, and he said it
was from a client he met with earlier. So I
put a dab of his cologne on my coat and
breezed by him. The next day he noticed it, so
I gave him the same excuse he gave me. He said,
I'm petty. Why is it cool for him to hug
another lady? But I can't hug another man or a man?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let me can?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I ask her a question?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Why y'all playing this game? Why y'all doing this? Tip
f Testa.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She didn't like her husband's dance.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, now he don't like your hands? Okay, now his turn?
So what y'all gonna do? When when y'all gonna stop
the foolishness. I don't think this is a good idea.
You know, you just look man.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You don't trust him.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I mean, look, people have hugged in and putting makeup
on my suit.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Uhh, and I wore home.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't know it was on that because if I
knew if it was on there, I just threw that
damn jacket out the window.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It wordy left that highway out of damn about no suit.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't care nothing about no suit. If I'd knew
that makeup was on my shoulder, I'd have threw that
damn jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Out through it. Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a lot of shirts and trash cans in a
lot of shirts. Custody laziership.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can you have a remedy for getting You.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Can get lipstick off the collar makeup? You just take
white like get you a bag of white bread, wonder
bread meal bush, you know, roll it up and pinch
it and rub it and just keep rubbing it and
the slice of the crumble up. Then get another sight
about three slices in all that lipstick could be off
that collar.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Look at you. That don't work. My strong suggestion in
that house with just your suit jacket off.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Shirt. What is the lie you were going to tell her?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was coming out of the office and I got hot,
so I took my jacket off and I had it
over my arm and I was walking to the car,
and I told this man, excuse me, and I scraped
up against the telephone poles tore that whole damn shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Off, and nothing happened to the jacket, the jacket that
was on top.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No I had the no, no I had took You
didn't hear me say I took my jacket off because it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Got hot and I had it over my arm. Y'all
didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
When I walked past that telephone poley got caught up
on that tow that shirt right off.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I like it. I like it work.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And then I saw a homeless man and he didn't
have no shirt, and I just took my shirt off
that telephone pole.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And gave it to him. God, I was gonna ask you,
where is the shirt?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I gave it to a homeless man because he
didn't have nothing. He put it rock button it up
on him and everything. It was a nice little fit
had told it, but he didn't have no shirts.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All right? Last one, I bought that shirt for you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You said, what did you say? Look at God? What
did you look? All right?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Last one Celo Mark and Bentonville says, my girlfriend went
by the hospital to see her childhood friend. She showed
me a selfie they took and she was lying in
bed next to him. Lying in the bed next to him. Uh.
They dated years ago, so that doesn't sit well with me.
Did she cross the line by being too friendly?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know? I bet he wasn't sick no more. They
used to date.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She then climbed in bed, laying next to him, took
a selfie. My my question is why she show it
to you?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Thought? Yeah, dog, right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Recognized?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
What is the matter? What you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why do y'all keep trying to confess us that that
man is just your friend? You can stop telling us
that because we ain't trying to hear that we are
They know that, Yeah dog, what he got on? Why
he laying in that bed in.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That house coat on his own back? That got yourn
yeh front.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
All backwards is wrong. You don't wear draws in the hospital.
They don't give you none. They takes all them from you.
Are not laying up in the hospital with no draws off.
Take a minute to wrap that gown around and went
down to the hospital to see him. I donna give
a damn hot sick my eggs here.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wow, all right, thank you, sell yeah coming.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's just a friend coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
At the time, your friends some entertainment news for you.
Right after this, you're listening of The Hardy Morning Show.
Right now, it's time to ask the CLO our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Grace and Racine.
Grace says, my thirty year old grandson said he was
called by God to preach, but he's been living with
his mother, with the mother of his kids for six years.
Does the Lord call on sorry men like him? Or
(00:20):
is he lying? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Granny, well, Graham, I can't really tell you who God called,
but God calls a lot of imperfect people.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
All his disciples was imperfect.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, they were adulterous, murderers, thieves, gangsters, you know that's
that's that's some of the best people to use it.
Why would you go get some Why would he call
somebody don't know nothing about overcoming? So, Granny, I don't know.
You know, he might have got called. You know, you
(00:53):
never know, but you just don't. He's been living with
his girlfire six years. You didn't shut him down any third.
Great you know anyway, I'm glad you ain't my grandmoma.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I w that's the Lord for that, alrighty got skeleton studo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Uh, hey, Granny, you might you might not be qualified
to be on that front road. You don't care now
they might ask for you when you might have turned
in your gloves. If they started doing background checks, you know,
you might not be on the usher bud much longer.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You know what I mean? You gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now you made your laugh missionary with it, you can
turn in your white nurse shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Alright, Cennamon Stockings. Moving on to Tanyada.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
In the DMV.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Tanyada's writes, my boyfriend went through my phone and saw
a picture of my male friend. My friend was trying
unclothes for a date, and he wanted to get my opinions.
My boyfriend assumed it was something else. Should I let
my man talk to my male friend.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let me tell you something you're gonna get your male
friend asked for because now he in here trying on
clothes in front of you. You know, I don't know
why y'all women think, whoever he gonna call you and
send you some pictures of him trying on some clothes?
Boy buy, Yeah, that's advertising. Y'all don't have no men friends.
(02:17):
I'm not gonna tell y'all next question. Should I'm not
finna do this no more today? I Am not doing
this with y'all no more to day. I don't know
what's wrong with y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What is the matter If a man tell y'all something?
Why won't y'all believe that about men?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
M you're a man, you should know all right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're not finna be fine, and I'm finna be your friend.
We were not finna be friends.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, okay the hell.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm gonna sit with you and then they ain't gonna
bring it up what.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
We are doing it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
This is from Reesa and Tampa.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Colo Esa writes.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
My husband's coat smelled like perfume, and he said it
was from a client he met with earlier. So I
put a dab of his cologne on my coat and
breezed by him. The next day he noticed it, so
I gave him the same excuse he gave me. He said,
I'm petty. Why is it cool for him to hug
another lady? But I can't hug another man or a man?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let me can?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I ask her a question?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Why y'all playing this game? Why y'all doing this? Tip
f Testa.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She didn't like her husband's dance.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, now he don't like your hands? Okay, now his turn?
So what y'all gonna do? When when y'all gonna stop
the foolishness. I don't think this is a good idea.
You know, you just look man.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You don't trust him.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I mean, look, people have hugged in and putting makeup
on my suit.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Uhh, and I wore home.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't know it was on that because if I
knew if it was on there, I just threw that
damn jacket out the window.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It wordy left that highway out of damn about no suit.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't care nothing about no suit. If I'd knew
that makeup was on my shoulder, I'd have threw that
damn jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Out through it. Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a lot of shirts and trash cans in a
lot of shirts. Custody laziership.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can you have a remedy for getting You.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Can get lipstick off the collar makeup? You just take
white like get you a bag of white bread, wonder
bread meal bush, you know, roll it up and pinch
it and rub it and just keep rubbing it and
the slice of the crumble up. Then get another sight
about three slices in all that lipstick could be off
that collar.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Look at you. That don't work. My strong suggestion in
that house with just your suit jacket off.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Shirt. What is the lie you were going to tell her?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was coming out of the office and I got hot,
so I took my jacket off and I had it
over my arm and I was walking to the car,
and I told this man, excuse me, and I scraped
up against the telephone poles tore that whole damn shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Off, and nothing happened to the jacket, the jacket that
was on top.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No I had the no, no I had took You
didn't hear me say I took my jacket off because it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Got hot and I had it over my arm. Y'all
didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
When I walked past that telephone poley got caught up
on that tow that shirt right off.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I like it. I like it work.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And then I saw a homeless man and he didn't
have no shirt, and I just took my shirt off
that telephone pole.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And gave it to him. God, I was gonna ask you,
where is the shirt?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I gave it to a homeless man because he
didn't have nothing. He put it rock button it up
on him and everything. It was a nice little fit
had told it, but he didn't have no shirts.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All right? Last one, I bought that shirt for you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You said, what did you say? Look at God? What
did you look? All right?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Last one Celo Mark and Bentonville says, my girlfriend went
by the hospital to see her childhood friend. She showed
me a selfie they took and she was lying in
bed next to him. Lying in the bed next to him. Uh.
They dated years ago, so that doesn't sit well with me.
Did she cross the line by being too friendly?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know? I bet he wasn't sick no more. They
used to date.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She then climbed in bed, laying next to him, took
a selfie. My my question is why she show it
to you?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Thought? Yeah, dog, right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Recognized?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
What is the matter? What you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why do y'all keep trying to confess us that that
man is just your friend? You can stop telling us
that because we ain't trying to hear that we are
They know that, Yeah dog, what he got on? Why
he laying in that bed in.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That house coat on his own back? That got yourn
yeh front.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
All backwards is wrong. You don't wear draws in the hospital.
They don't give you none. They takes all them from you.
Are not laying up in the hospital with no draws off.
Take a minute to wrap that gown around and went
down to the hospital to see him. I donna give
a damn hot sick my eggs here.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wow, all right, thank you, sell yeah coming.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's just a friend coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
At the time, your friends some entertainment news for you.
Right after this, you're listening of The Hardy Morning Show.
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