December 13, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, here we go. Anthony inmobile says, I.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Dropped my car off to get a new tire, and
a coworker dropped me off at home. My wife didn't
know I was at home, and she came in on
her speaker phone, and I heard a man say he
tried to call her. Later, she saw me and dropped
her phone. I've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What do I do?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let her explain?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, yeah, you've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.
Let her explain. Now you are about to find out
that women die and how better they are at it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, so let her explain.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's all all right, Just let her explain.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Dough wonder what she gonna say?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah? Well, yeah, hello on, yeah, hold hold on? What
would you say? What y'all say? My baby?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It was just a friend. Yeah, we're going to give you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't want to tell you this, but you know,
we're planning a surprise party for you.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And no no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute. Oh so we could have friends?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now, well, I mean, just somebody I'm told.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, okay, so we called, Okay, so we call the
people were cool with?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, yeah somebody with associated.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah okay, cool, ain't no problem? Hey, surely, next question?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right? Kennedy and Gary You mad? Kennedy and Gary Wright.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
After eight years of marriage, my husband tries to blackmail
me into doing things. If I say no to sex,
he reminds me that he gave me a new car
for my birthday, or that he's taking me to Vegas
for Christmas. I told him to take the car back,
and he hid the keys from me. He is so patty?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Did I handle this the wrong way?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I mean he took the keys back. Y'all married?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I don't really know what's going on in your house.
I don't really understate. You're not gonna have a sip
with me. You're not driving your car? Okay, yes, which
one you think gonna hurt the most though?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Not driving her?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah? Well, you're not having sex. Okay, now you got that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, you got that extra car key and you still
ain't having sex, You stupid dude.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
She said, he's so petty?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Really is?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So what should she do to get a car back
the car keys.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, you know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Go on in there, honey, I'm home.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You know, you know ain't ain't like y'all ain't did
it before, So.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know, trying to get your car key's back.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, yeah, come on in here. You gotta do what
you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Seek Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Gotta get this car. Did you wake up next morning?
This this blankety blank took the washing machine.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She just got the dryer.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I got to get in here, get this damn washing
machine back. Goodness, you wake up till next morning. Heat
dam this food and put a lock on the refrigerator.
Go back in here. I'm trying to make her say, well,
come on, boys, I make this sandwich.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Come on, all right. Moving on to Delane and Toledo.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Delane says, my brother and I live together and he's
dating a wild woman. I walked into the kitchen and
she was on the other side of the island on
her knees. I've asked him to be respectful or move out.
He said, I should move Which one of us should leave?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well, damn don now, but who on their knees? Dough, Oh,
it's kind of crazy. You don't want to walk in
on it.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You know your brother here, you don't want to walk
in Who should want of y'all got the dog?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll leave, Yeah, I leave that man.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Don I'm gonna let you have this here, Gonna get
you another spot. Yeah, you probably need a better place
anyway from.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
The island dog.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Chen.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, come on, Oh it happened to before y'all getting
in the kitchen. Don't act like you ain't turn the
washing machine on. Turn on this one.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's too much high water. Cut the water down some
Wait a minute, the fool be on here. Wait, the
fool be on here?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Moving on to Hazel and Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Not on the cutting board.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Stop, yeah, no, no, no, I'm not gonna hold on
to the high chair.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
This where the baby eat. That's where you drawed a lot. Now,
I'm not holding on to this high chair now, all.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right, Hazel and Charlotte says, I work from home and
during a zoom call, my husband was trying to be
funny and he yelled out for me to come back
to bed. My boss excused me from the call and
then send an email saying it's a privilege to work
from home, and I'm ruining my privileges? How do I
stop a forty nine year old man from acting so silly? Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
You need his ass well for that? Now he'll no,
you're messing with her money? Yeah, I mean, bro, who
don't understand that? Yeah, she gotta be professional.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Because if she lose her job and she back home
in the bed, you ain't gonna like that. I'll tell
you that. Right, So, I don't really know. You just
got to talk to your husband. You know he can't.
This is not the place to play.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I've at work, no boundaries with that, and is he
not at work?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Everybody in a minute?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Right? Wow, you keep on your next line, you're gonna
hit you're still in the jail.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, but that's why I want to know.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
How did he say it? Steve? While she's on the
zoom call, don't be back in this bed, girl, Now,
you played too much?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The privilege to work at home, work from home, it is. Yeah,
we enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
When I draw right now, this is a beautiful thing,
all of us. Why would why would you wear something
to go to the room next though? Why would you
do that? What is that for? I have respect?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
All we got on the shirts, all us got shirts.
I get up and go to the bathroom three times
doing the show, so I need to have some.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I stand up here, I stand up in front of this.
Came the whole camera.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Black eye anyway, all right, thank you c l O.
Except for that last what's that?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Steve Harbin Martin show Man?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Would you rather wear flip flops all winter or would
you rather wear a turtleneck all summer?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Give me flops?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Wait wait, wait, wait, it's just coming from the one
person on the show that cannot get cold.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Out yo, look waiting hold of you mean your little
sick of sale lass ain't.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Thank this one. I know better than that.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You think that your little sick ass needs somewhere get
cold if you don't put this damn turtle neck on
and shut your ass in that car, that be still
and more to Phoenix s this mortar Steve Haby Morning
Show coming up right after you
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, here we go. Anthony inmobile says, I.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Dropped my car off to get a new tire, and
a coworker dropped me off at home. My wife didn't
know I was at home, and she came in on
her speaker phone, and I heard a man say he
tried to call her. Later, she saw me and dropped
her phone. I've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What do I do?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let her explain?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, yeah, you've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.
Let her explain. Now you are about to find out
that women die and how better they are at it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, so let her explain.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's all all right, Just let her explain.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Dough wonder what she gonna say?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah? Well, yeah, hello on, yeah, hold hold on? What
would you say? What y'all say? My baby?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It was just a friend. Yeah, we're going to give you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't want to tell you this, but you know,
we're planning a surprise party for you.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And no no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute. Oh so we could have friends?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now, well, I mean, just somebody I'm told.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, okay, so we called, Okay, so we call the
people were cool with?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, yeah somebody with associated.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah okay, cool, ain't no problem? Hey, surely, next question?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right? Kennedy and Gary You mad? Kennedy and Gary Wright.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
After eight years of marriage, my husband tries to blackmail
me into doing things. If I say no to sex,
he reminds me that he gave me a new car
for my birthday, or that he's taking me to Vegas
for Christmas. I told him to take the car back,
and he hid the keys from me. He is so patty?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Did I handle this the wrong way?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I mean he took the keys back. Y'all married?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I don't really know what's going on in your house.
I don't really understate. You're not gonna have a sip
with me. You're not driving your car? Okay, yes, which
one you think gonna hurt the most though?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Not driving her?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah? Well, you're not having sex. Okay, now you got that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, you got that extra car key and you still
ain't having sex, You stupid dude.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
She said, he's so petty?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Really is?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So what should she do to get a car back
the car keys.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, you know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Go on in there, honey, I'm home.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You know, you know ain't ain't like y'all ain't did
it before, So.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know, trying to get your car key's back.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, yeah, come on in here. You gotta do what
you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Seek Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Gotta get this car. Did you wake up next morning?
This this blankety blank took the washing machine.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She just got the dryer.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I got to get in here, get this damn washing
machine back. Goodness, you wake up till next morning. Heat
dam this food and put a lock on the refrigerator.
Go back in here. I'm trying to make her say, well,
come on, boys, I make this sandwich.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Come on, all right. Moving on to Delane and Toledo.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Delane says, my brother and I live together and he's
dating a wild woman. I walked into the kitchen and
she was on the other side of the island on
her knees. I've asked him to be respectful or move out.
He said, I should move Which one of us should leave?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well, damn don now, but who on their knees? Dough, Oh,
it's kind of crazy. You don't want to walk in
on it.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You know your brother here, you don't want to walk
in Who should want of y'all got the dog?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll leave, Yeah, I leave that man.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Don I'm gonna let you have this here, Gonna get
you another spot. Yeah, you probably need a better place
anyway from.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
The island dog.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Chen.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, come on, Oh it happened to before y'all getting
in the kitchen. Don't act like you ain't turn the
washing machine on. Turn on this one.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's too much high water. Cut the water down some
Wait a minute, the fool be on here. Wait, the
fool be on here?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Moving on to Hazel and Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Not on the cutting board.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Stop, yeah, no, no, no, I'm not gonna hold on
to the high chair.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
This where the baby eat. That's where you drawed a lot. Now,
I'm not holding on to this high chair now, all.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right, Hazel and Charlotte says, I work from home and
during a zoom call, my husband was trying to be
funny and he yelled out for me to come back
to bed. My boss excused me from the call and
then send an email saying it's a privilege to work
from home, and I'm ruining my privileges? How do I
stop a forty nine year old man from acting so silly? Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
You need his ass well for that? Now he'll no,
you're messing with her money? Yeah, I mean, bro, who
don't understand that? Yeah, she gotta be professional.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Because if she lose her job and she back home
in the bed, you ain't gonna like that. I'll tell
you that. Right, So, I don't really know. You just
got to talk to your husband. You know he can't.
This is not the place to play.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I've at work, no boundaries with that, and is he
not at work?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Everybody in a minute?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Right? Wow, you keep on your next line, you're gonna
hit you're still in the jail.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, but that's why I want to know.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
How did he say it? Steve? While she's on the
zoom call, don't be back in this bed, girl, Now,
you played too much?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The privilege to work at home, work from home, it is. Yeah,
we enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
When I draw right now, this is a beautiful thing,
all of us. Why would why would you wear something
to go to the room next though? Why would you
do that? What is that for? I have respect?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
All we got on the shirts, all us got shirts.
I get up and go to the bathroom three times
doing the show, so I need to have some.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I stand up here, I stand up in front of this.
Came the whole camera.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Black eye anyway, all right, thank you c l O.
Except for that last what's that?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Steve Harbin Martin show Man?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Would you rather wear flip flops all winter or would
you rather wear a turtleneck all summer?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Give me flops?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Wait wait, wait, wait, it's just coming from the one
person on the show that cannot get cold.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Out yo, look waiting hold of you mean your little
sick of sale lass ain't.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Thank this one. I know better than that.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You think that your little sick ass needs somewhere get
cold if you don't put this damn turtle neck on
and shut your ass in that car, that be still
and more to Phoenix s this mortar Steve Haby Morning
Show coming up right after you
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