Ask the CLO - 12.15.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO. Our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey. Ready Colo, Ready, here we go. Okay, and
Charleston writes, I had eight missed calls from my ex
and I couldn't call him back until the next day.
He's upset, thinking we're closer than we really are. I
do cherish his friendship, but he expects too much from me.

(00:23):
How do I get him to realize that I'm moving on?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, y'all exes, Yeah, you know, if you cherish his
friendship so much, y'all still be seeing each other.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
He's needy, he's clingy, and now.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You have to just he's your ex exhibit. Yes, do
x stuff exhibit yourself with someone else.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
She still wants to be his friend, she says, no.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
See y'all, y'all keep He don't want to be your friend.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
He wants her back.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
He won't you back. Go on about your business. Exit, exit,
say left, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Moving on to Tricia and Augusta, Tricia writes, my hobby
and I make quote unquote videos. Thanksgiving morning, he was
watching a video on his phone and our twenty four
year old son walked by and saw it. He asked,
if that's what we've been doing since he moved out.
Should he be allowed to question us?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, he just did.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
He saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
But see what is your stupid husband doing sitting up
at Thanksgiving with people over watching videos?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, should he be allowed to question us? He did.
The other thing is should he be allowed to see it?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Hobby?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
He didn't want to see that? I promise you could
he seeing that?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, looking over there at your mama realizing she's one aide.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
To potato selling. Yeah, that's a hard one. It is
that is nowhere around that one.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's hard.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's hard for me to sit there knowing you make
it videos and cook it.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Mama. Dog.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Wow, that's a bit much. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Moving on to Leah and Irving, Leah writes, my next
door neighbor had unexpected company while her boyfriend was at
her house. She texted me and asked me to go
outside and tell the other guy that she's not home.
I did not do it, so she's not talking to me.
Should I have done it or not?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, she text you or she called you?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
She texted, Well, see I didn't do it because I
got to text late. Yeah, because see you not going
out there didn't stop anything.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
From happening, And so what did he do? He went
up and rang the doorbell.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
That ain't your fault, right, None of it is right, man,
i'd have been you.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
When did you text me?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Uh? All of that?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh that's what all that shooting was. Girl, I didn't.
I didn't know. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Meanwhile, her neighbor, yeah, meanwhile her neighbor is cheating on
her on her man is Yeah, and if she didn't
want to get involved exactly, that's.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Go outside, tell him I'm not home. What all the
calls in his driveway?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm not in that. So he just dropped by. Yeah,
I guess he did. Unexpected unexpected.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, he should have called for.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
See, he thinks he molding, he is.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
She's in there with her real guy, you're the side piece. Yeah,
all right?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Moving on really hard day though, when you discover you
the slough.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It is a really hard day. What do you mean that, slaw?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You just a side dish. She's sitting up in there
with the chicken.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, here you come.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Here, you come all up in the driveway. You can't
even get in there because his car's in the dryway.
This whole bucket and chicken inside you're a little straw
with the little combination spoon fork.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Why did you say that in the wrapping with the napkin?
So crazy? Random?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
All right, last one, last one, clo. This is from
Courtney and Newark. Courtney writes, my husband and I take
turns cooking, but it was snowing outside and I didn't
feel like stopping at the grocery store, so I made
tune of sandwiches for the family. When I got home,
my husband threw a fit and didn't eat. How is

(05:11):
that my problem?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, well, tone, obviously you didn't want no tuna sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I love tuna sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, my favorite things was a tuna I love tuna
salad and eggs Sally sandwich.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I hate eggs Sally when I was a kid, but
I love it now.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I don't know what it is. I like both of them. Peanut,
butter and jelly. Then fell off a little bit for me.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
But you know, so she didn't stop at the grocery
store because it was snowing.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
She wanted to get home.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, I'm just yeah, I'm just gonna go out. Yeah, well,
I'm gonna go out on the limb and say we
don't really care.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Next question.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
This is the last one.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You ate, didn't you? Yeah, I say stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, he didn't need, he didn't need.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
All right, well, you know see I ain't I ain't
never that mad.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I ain't eed nothing I show you, no, no.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, what's wrong with two of the sandwiches? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
From the woman who can't cook?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh well, all right, I have another one for you.
This is from Donald in Monroe. Donald says, my girlfriend's
sister came by early and I was just waking up.
I had on the basketball, I had on the basketball shorts,
and I didn't have on the shirt. I didn't have
a shirt on. My girlfriend said that I was inappropriately dressed.

(06:47):
Why can't I be comfortable at home? Is she ashamed of?
Is she ashamed of my big belly?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh that's what's happening. Oh no, I came out there
with them.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Basket ball shorts with the top rolled down because your
stomach had pushed it elastic open.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Literally, you should have been there. Got that tattoo that
you had when you was twenty. You know, he had
a little uh here, he had a little ego on
his stomach next to his navel. And now I look
like a condor.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, but he had that little ankor on his chest
because he used to be in the Navy. He ain't
had that shirt on right now. A little ankle looked
like a pitch fork because it's hanging.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, all right, Yeah, she was a shame dog and
you should have been too.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
All right, thank you, Celo.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
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