December 16, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the clo. This one's from
Beverly and Manhattan. Beverly writes, I co parents a seventeen
year old daughter with my ex husband, and I punished
her for breaking curfew and her daddy bought her a
car so she wouldn't be late getting home anymore. What
(00:21):
I can't win? How do I get him to work
with me and not against me?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, see, you're co parenting, so you're running up into
that situation that I used to run up into all
the time. What it's the one parent wants to be
the Disney parent, you know, when you do something punishment,
they come over here and it's Disney all the time,
you know, to I'm the better parent, like me more, you.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Know that type of.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, And it's just it's a horrible situation to be in.
I have no advice for you.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No, what none?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, you have something?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean, he got to look, man, you can't reward
bad behaviors, right, that's just not good parenting.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
People do it all.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't know, man, I just people are different, you know,
like nowadays, you know, spanking your child she's seventeen, But
I'm just spanking your child as outlawed a lot of places.
You can't do that ass whoop has been happening in
my house since they was boy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Hello, That's how we were raised, for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And now they're old enough where it don't have to
happen no more. But it was in my house. And
call who you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Want to call. Yeah, you go ask him how many
times I whooped his ass. He'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Whinston will tell you, broad Uncle will tell you, and
Jason will tell you. My daddy beat my ass every
time he promised us war. You go in there and
talk to him about them good dudes right there.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
They really are cause an ass whooping.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I never spanked none of their daughters, but them boys
hands on us Meliga in Tuskegee Rights.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
My man leads the praise dance ministry at our church,
and my parents came to town and visited our church.
You're gonna love this with Steve. I didn't expect my
dad to burst out laughing during the performance, because you
know you don't like praise dance. How do I get
my dad to apologize? And how can he be so rude?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hey, your daddy ain't apologizing, and your daddy ain't got
to apologize. I have said it, good go, and I'm
gonna say it again. I don't know why we have
praise dance team. These are all people look at it
and they all way overweight.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
They overweight, and they ain't make the gymnastic squad.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
They didn't make it. They didn't make the cheerleading tea.
Now here they come. You're right them little dim, little dim,
little half inch jumps off the ground, spinning, got them
big robes on and all this here, hey man, way
the quiet.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Because praise the Lord in the dance.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Sadaddy came for the chop.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No husband is set out there and put that rollo
and start waving his hands in the air holding his
fingertips straight. Your daddy was hollow with your daddy.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'd been next to.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Your daddy and your daddy would have been in the
Richard prior concert. I'm talking about leaning on each other.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Now, why you laughing in church during the performance? Turns
out you ain't never laughed at I'm just saying during
the performances, I've laughed at church.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I laughed at brother Rickerson walking around to put his
money in and sail right, and he.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Failed trop money in the trade.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He just dropped what tas I couldn't breathe. Yeah, Now,
I didn't know if he had had a hard attack
or nothing, but the fact that he disappeared in front
of that PUKEE just dropped off, But he tried to
catch yourself and turned the money tray over.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Long man, all right, I was hollering about that time Reggie.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Reggie was walking up the steps with his crying robo
and Paul Walker stepped on the back of it and
tore a hole in it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh man, come.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Flishee and Kenosha says, I've been married twice and my
seven year old son asked me not to get married again,
and he doesn't want my boyfriend to sleep over.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
At the house.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Do I explain to my son that mommy's life has
to go on? Or do I keep my man away
for now?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah? Yeah, your baby?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What does all these people keep coming up in here?
Just rolling there and this revolving don't ain't nobody staying what?
You don't need to do this, No, mama, Mama, you
don't need to get married no more. And stop letting
this man stay over here for he leave like the
other three.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Mama, who has these people who is my daddy? Who
I call daddy? I can't remember none of these people.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Damn, Mama, Damn, that's like you.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Mast like you, the mama you're supposed to be raising me.
Why is I'm raising you with your fans hands down?
You don't see this.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm out here playing basketball. Every time I look up,
and I got a new man hollering from me.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You don't know, you don't know what? And the last
one forgot my name called me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Charles all right, last one Steve Chauncey. And newman says,
I live in a small town and I met a
woman that has requirements to date her. I'm trying to
meet all of them, so I give her money even
when I'm short. I dipped into my savings so I
don't disappoint her. How do I tell her that I
(06:11):
don't have it like that?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
So to date her you have to pay? Let me
let me ask you What's what? Where?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Where did you meet her at what? Let me ask
you a couple of questions.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Questions.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, but let me ask you a couple of questions.
Was she standing somewhere for you?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Holder?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Just just let me ask you a couple of questions.
Was she at the end of the bar by herself drinking.
I'm just I'm just trying to work through how you
met this wall and the requirements you have to pay.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Have you ever? Does she have a website?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He should just tell her to be honest with her
that he does.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, No, I got this right here. Let me ask
you that question. Dog.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Does she have more than two nicknames?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
C l A.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
We Gotta go, Closter, Steve Harbin, Martin show Man.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I have a couple of ways that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You Okay, If every time she enters the room she
grabs the edge of the doorway and swings into the
that's a damn dead giveaway. She grabbed the edge of
that doorway and swang that's a damn dead gibble y'all
(07:56):
walking down the street. Yeah, and she picked up all
the money she see on the sidewalk, even if it's
a quarter, a nickel of dime.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
If she know how to pick up money off the ground,
this is a.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Dead giveaway that your wife could have been a strippers.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Mortar Steve Morrier show coming up right up to the
It is time to ask the clo. This one's from
Beverly and Manhattan. Beverly writes, I co parents a seventeen
year old daughter with my ex husband, and I punished
her for breaking curfew and her daddy bought her a
car so she wouldn't be late getting home anymore. What
(00:21):
I can't win? How do I get him to work
with me and not against me?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, see, you're co parenting, so you're running up into
that situation that I used to run up into all
the time. What it's the one parent wants to be
the Disney parent, you know, when you do something punishment,
they come over here and it's Disney all the time,
you know, to I'm the better parent, like me more, you.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Know that type of.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, And it's just it's a horrible situation to be in.
I have no advice for you.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No, what none?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, you have something?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean, he got to look, man, you can't reward
bad behaviors, right, that's just not good parenting.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
People do it all.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't know, man, I just people are different, you know,
like nowadays, you know, spanking your child she's seventeen, But
I'm just spanking your child as outlawed a lot of places.
You can't do that ass whoop has been happening in
my house since they was boy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Hello, That's how we were raised, for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And now they're old enough where it don't have to
happen no more. But it was in my house. And
call who you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Want to call. Yeah, you go ask him how many
times I whooped his ass. He'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Whinston will tell you, broad Uncle will tell you, and
Jason will tell you. My daddy beat my ass every
time he promised us war. You go in there and
talk to him about them good dudes right there.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
They really are cause an ass whooping.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I never spanked none of their daughters, but them boys
hands on us Meliga in Tuskegee Rights.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
My man leads the praise dance ministry at our church,
and my parents came to town and visited our church.
You're gonna love this with Steve. I didn't expect my
dad to burst out laughing during the performance, because you
know you don't like praise dance. How do I get
my dad to apologize? And how can he be so rude?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hey, your daddy ain't apologizing, and your daddy ain't got
to apologize. I have said it, good go, and I'm
gonna say it again. I don't know why we have
praise dance team. These are all people look at it
and they all way overweight.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
They overweight, and they ain't make the gymnastic squad.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
They didn't make it. They didn't make the cheerleading tea.
Now here they come. You're right them little dim, little dim,
little half inch jumps off the ground, spinning, got them
big robes on and all this here, hey man, way
the quiet.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Because praise the Lord in the dance.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Sadaddy came for the chop.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No husband is set out there and put that rollo
and start waving his hands in the air holding his
fingertips straight. Your daddy was hollow with your daddy.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'd been next to.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Your daddy and your daddy would have been in the
Richard prior concert. I'm talking about leaning on each other.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Now, why you laughing in church during the performance? Turns
out you ain't never laughed at I'm just saying during
the performances, I've laughed at church.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I laughed at brother Rickerson walking around to put his
money in and sail right, and he.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Failed trop money in the trade.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He just dropped what tas I couldn't breathe. Yeah, Now,
I didn't know if he had had a hard attack
or nothing, but the fact that he disappeared in front
of that PUKEE just dropped off, But he tried to
catch yourself and turned the money tray over.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Long man, all right, I was hollering about that time Reggie.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Reggie was walking up the steps with his crying robo
and Paul Walker stepped on the back of it and
tore a hole in it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh man, come.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Flishee and Kenosha says, I've been married twice and my
seven year old son asked me not to get married again,
and he doesn't want my boyfriend to sleep over.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
At the house.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Do I explain to my son that mommy's life has
to go on? Or do I keep my man away
for now?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah? Yeah, your baby?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What does all these people keep coming up in here?
Just rolling there and this revolving don't ain't nobody staying what?
You don't need to do this, No, mama, Mama, you
don't need to get married no more. And stop letting
this man stay over here for he leave like the
other three.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Mama, who has these people who is my daddy? Who
I call daddy? I can't remember none of these people.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Damn, Mama, Damn, that's like you.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Mast like you, the mama you're supposed to be raising me.
Why is I'm raising you with your fans hands down?
You don't see this.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm out here playing basketball. Every time I look up,
and I got a new man hollering from me.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You don't know, you don't know what? And the last
one forgot my name called me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Charles all right, last one Steve Chauncey. And newman says,
I live in a small town and I met a
woman that has requirements to date her. I'm trying to
meet all of them, so I give her money even
when I'm short. I dipped into my savings so I
don't disappoint her. How do I tell her that I
(06:11):
don't have it like that?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
So to date her you have to pay? Let me
let me ask you What's what? Where?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Where did you meet her at what? Let me ask
you a couple of questions.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Questions.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, but let me ask you a couple of questions.
Was she standing somewhere for you?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Holder?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Just just let me ask you a couple of questions.
Was she at the end of the bar by herself drinking.
I'm just I'm just trying to work through how you
met this wall and the requirements you have to pay.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Have you ever? Does she have a website?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He should just tell her to be honest with her
that he does.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, No, I got this right here. Let me ask
you that question. Dog.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Does she have more than two nicknames?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
C l A.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
We Gotta go, Closter, Steve Harbin, Martin show Man.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I have a couple of ways that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You Okay, If every time she enters the room she
grabs the edge of the doorway and swings into the
that's a damn dead giveaway. She grabbed the edge of
that doorway and swang that's a damn dead gibble y'all
(07:56):
walking down the street. Yeah, and she picked up all
the money she see on the sidewalk, even if it's
a quarter, a nickel of dime.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
If she know how to pick up money off the ground,
this is a.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Dead giveaway that your wife could have been a strippers.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Mortar Steve Morrier show coming up right up to the
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