December 30, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the clo Steve Harvey. Aaron
in Tempe writes that my husband has the ugliest feat
I've ever seen, and they're very dry. He won't get
pedicures because his feet are ticklish, and I can't bear
another night with his rough feet.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
How can a man be ticklish?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Is it a real thing or an excuse to avoid pedicures?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Ticklish an't your problems.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Prom Ticklish is not your problem. Your problem started at
the top of your question. Your man got the ugliest
feet you've ever said. You married is as too ugly feet.
They didn't just get ugly, but you like some other
things about it now some things and now you're married
for a while and things, and you don't settle on
in Now it's what's wrong with him, you know, you
(00:52):
the wife, If you can't convince him for what you
want us to do, If you can't get your man
to start putting lotion on his feet and clipping his nail,
he can clip himself, but put some lotion on. You
got to get that first of all. He probably need
to just start with this corn huskersltion. Okay, it's called
(01:13):
corn husky slotion. It's thick it's it's it's their motor
on w D thirty. You got you gotta start down.
And then after that, once you did that corn hustle,
you're gonna have to put vaslin on his feet and
make him wear white sox at night. You gotta do
this for about a week, okay, and then that a
(01:37):
tender rise. It's like it's like tender rise in meat,
and that'll get you some help. And then cut off
all sexual activity until he cooperates.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh huh, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Next question.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Shirley Hyacinth and Philly says, my boyfriend's dad is very
flirtation and often says that he needs a woman like me.
He came by our apartment to see the baby, and
my boyfriend wasn't home, and as he left, he put
his hand on the back of my neck and kissed
my forehead.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I got so turned on. Should I ask daddy what
he really wants or avoid him?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Wasn't the world had well? I wasn't looking for this
to go that way.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Ain't you a little special thing? Yeah? But he came
by to see the baby, the baby that you just
had with his boy. He left, put your hand on
you and kissed you on the forehead. Now you're thinking
about do you want to see what daddy wants? No,
what you need to do is let them hormones balance
(02:47):
theyself out and take care of your baby, because you're
gonna mess around and lose everything. You like him, She
said she was turned on like him and his flirtations.
You know he know what he's doing. Uh, he's smooth
with it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What still got that car cologne on? He got some
hoss that boy. That boy keep it in the glove box.
He got one of the old car, but it's in
(03:30):
mint conditional. Got the guys in the window. He got
a stare and who'll wrap on the only make stare?
Whill wrap no more? He still got one.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He sold it to today right now, Steve, how much
would it be worth?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
All about?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's worked in the blue book, but you can get
it on the on the on the gray market.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
The gangster to pay for.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That, yeah, mint condition? All right, just watch yourself please,
all right. Moving on to Shaquille in Colombia. Shaquille said,
I had a sugar daddy about ten years ago, and
he died recently. I was asked to sing at his
funeral and I got ready to, but his widow embarrassed
(04:20):
me and told the church that I used to sleep
with him. Why would she act like that at his funeral?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
God? Well, what was you going up there to saying?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
For?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You miss you, miss you missed you miss you.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
If you want to know the truth about it, come
on now, girl, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Leave without you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, I think she did the right thing. Why would
she go up there you were sleeping with him? No,
how you think this ain't gonna Why you're not singing at.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The funeral my husband's funeral. You're not doing all that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You who asked her to sing at the funeral?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You know? She's sang at the church and everything. She
didn't know, but.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, but the wife knew, body.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Saying that's what she say, Yeah, that is what she said. Okay,
you know wife held on to that information, Yes she did.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He's gonna die one day.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'll get you what All right?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Are you done with that information?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With that?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay? Advice? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is Angie in Memphis.
Angie says, I'm thirty one and I'm dating a married
man that has a separate apartment where we spend time together.
He told me that his wife found out about the apartment,
so he was moving out. I went by the other
night and his car was there. Did he make up
(06:16):
a lie because he wanted to entertain someone else at
his place?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Well that's impossible, you go bo, You're only going you
don't live there.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You just go there now. The wife found out about
the place. His car was over there the other night.
It was wasn't wit wait wa wha where?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Who whoo? When you met him and he had this
other place that we meet at? What what do you
Why do you think he had the other place in
the first place? It ain't like y'all started seeing each other.
And then he went and got a plate. He had
the place this call at LS. He'd had love Shack
for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Love Shack I written everything.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Now the white found out about it, Uh huh, which
may or may not happen. But he told you to
quick because you done went by there and then his
car outside. Good thing you didn't go up there. You know,
his wife could have had his car. She could have
been up there destroying the pad. You don't know what
happened when she opened the door. She ain't gonna treat
(07:29):
you like avon lady and tell you that that's just
it's all, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, it's just a nice way to break up
with her.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I mean, look, you the side chick, and you may
not be the only one.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know. Look, let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
When you go to Kentucky Fried Chicken, you got mashed potatoes,
you can get mca chee, you get colds lost. It's
more than one side. Yeah, all right, dishes always. Good morning,
This is your man, Steve Harvey, and my New Year's
resolutions are the same as they've been all year long.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions to yourself.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
A lot of haters out there, don't let them shake
your baby.
It is time to ask the clo Steve Harvey. Aaron
in Tempe writes that my husband has the ugliest feat
I've ever seen, and they're very dry. He won't get
pedicures because his feet are ticklish, and I can't bear
another night with his rough feet.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
How can a man be ticklish?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Is it a real thing or an excuse to avoid pedicures?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Ticklish an't your problems.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Prom Ticklish is not your problem. Your problem started at
the top of your question. Your man got the ugliest
feet you've ever said. You married is as too ugly feet.
They didn't just get ugly, but you like some other
things about it now some things and now you're married
for a while and things, and you don't settle on
in Now it's what's wrong with him, you know, you
(00:52):
the wife, If you can't convince him for what you
want us to do, If you can't get your man
to start putting lotion on his feet and clipping his nail,
he can clip himself, but put some lotion on. You
got to get that first of all. He probably need
to just start with this corn huskersltion. Okay, it's called
(01:13):
corn husky slotion. It's thick it's it's it's their motor
on w D thirty. You got you gotta start down.
And then after that, once you did that corn hustle,
you're gonna have to put vaslin on his feet and
make him wear white sox at night. You gotta do
this for about a week, okay, and then that a
(01:37):
tender rise. It's like it's like tender rise in meat,
and that'll get you some help. And then cut off
all sexual activity until he cooperates.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh huh, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Next question.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Shirley Hyacinth and Philly says, my boyfriend's dad is very
flirtation and often says that he needs a woman like me.
He came by our apartment to see the baby, and
my boyfriend wasn't home, and as he left, he put
his hand on the back of my neck and kissed
my forehead.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I got so turned on. Should I ask daddy what
he really wants or avoid him?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Wasn't the world had well? I wasn't looking for this
to go that way.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Ain't you a little special thing? Yeah? But he came
by to see the baby, the baby that you just
had with his boy. He left, put your hand on
you and kissed you on the forehead. Now you're thinking
about do you want to see what daddy wants? No,
what you need to do is let them hormones balance
(02:47):
theyself out and take care of your baby, because you're
gonna mess around and lose everything. You like him, She
said she was turned on like him and his flirtations.
You know he know what he's doing. Uh, he's smooth
with it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What still got that car cologne on? He got some
hoss that boy. That boy keep it in the glove box.
He got one of the old car, but it's in
(03:30):
mint conditional. Got the guys in the window. He got
a stare and who'll wrap on the only make stare?
Whill wrap no more? He still got one.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He sold it to today right now, Steve, how much
would it be worth?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
All about?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's worked in the blue book, but you can get
it on the on the on the gray market.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
The gangster to pay for.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That, yeah, mint condition? All right, just watch yourself please,
all right. Moving on to Shaquille in Colombia. Shaquille said,
I had a sugar daddy about ten years ago, and
he died recently. I was asked to sing at his
funeral and I got ready to, but his widow embarrassed
(04:20):
me and told the church that I used to sleep
with him. Why would she act like that at his funeral?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
God? Well, what was you going up there to saying?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
For?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You miss you, miss you missed you miss you.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
If you want to know the truth about it, come
on now, girl, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Leave without you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, I think she did the right thing. Why would
she go up there you were sleeping with him? No,
how you think this ain't gonna Why you're not singing at.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The funeral my husband's funeral. You're not doing all that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You who asked her to sing at the funeral?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You know? She's sang at the church and everything. She
didn't know, but.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, but the wife knew, body.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Saying that's what she say, Yeah, that is what she said. Okay,
you know wife held on to that information, Yes she did.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He's gonna die one day.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'll get you what All right?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Are you done with that information?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With that?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay? Advice? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is Angie in Memphis.
Angie says, I'm thirty one and I'm dating a married
man that has a separate apartment where we spend time together.
He told me that his wife found out about the apartment,
so he was moving out. I went by the other
night and his car was there. Did he make up
(06:16):
a lie because he wanted to entertain someone else at
his place?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Well that's impossible, you go bo, You're only going you
don't live there.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You just go there now. The wife found out about
the place. His car was over there the other night.
It was wasn't wit wait wa wha where?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Who whoo? When you met him and he had this
other place that we meet at? What what do you
Why do you think he had the other place in
the first place? It ain't like y'all started seeing each other.
And then he went and got a plate. He had
the place this call at LS. He'd had love Shack
for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Love Shack I written everything.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Now the white found out about it, Uh huh, which
may or may not happen. But he told you to
quick because you done went by there and then his
car outside. Good thing you didn't go up there. You know,
his wife could have had his car. She could have
been up there destroying the pad. You don't know what
happened when she opened the door. She ain't gonna treat
(07:29):
you like avon lady and tell you that that's just
it's all, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, it's just a nice way to break up
with her.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I mean, look, you the side chick, and you may
not be the only one.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know. Look, let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
When you go to Kentucky Fried Chicken, you got mashed potatoes,
you can get mca chee, you get colds lost. It's
more than one side. Yeah, all right, dishes always. Good morning,
This is your man, Steve Harvey, and my New Year's
resolutions are the same as they've been all year long.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions to yourself.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
A lot of haters out there, don't let them shake
your baby.
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