April 24, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment News, Rihanna revealed that some of her fashion
choices over the years are shocking to her. Now, Neo
opens up about dating two women at the same time.
And yeah, and Beyonce has a documentary highlighting her journey
to country music, premiering this Friday. That's all coming up
at the top of the hour, but right now it
(00:24):
is time to ask the CLO our chief love officer,
Steve Harvey, Mikayla and Oak Grove says, I was having
a FaceTime sexual relation. I was having FaceTime sexual relations
with a man and his wife walked in. The wife
is my hairstylist and a jarn good one. So I
hope she never finds out it was me.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
But what if she knows and she ruins my hair?
Should I stop going to her?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah? Oh, let me. I'll tell you this right now,
because you gonna leave over by there one time you
have some patches and they know how to fix it. The
way you leave looking good, and then tomorrow all you
wake up in your whole hairstyle on your pillow case. Yeah,
(01:14):
but you know, once again, here we go, somebody doing
something ratchet, something raggedy normalizing it like you know, I
know I was wrong. You don't hear none of that.
You think I should stop going over there because she
do my hair. That's all you need to know. That's
(01:35):
what you came away with. See, I'm telling you, man,
the world were in today is just abnormally normal. So no,
I think you should just go on and wait and
see how it go. Gone down there, gone down there
until she find out. And the beautiful thing about it
is she could never find out, and then the beautiful
thing is she might know now. So the only way
(01:59):
for you to come a piece and turns with this
is to go down there, sit in that chair and
find out. If you find yourself getting choked by that
damn kate, did you know?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Gamble? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
If you go back in that shampoo bowl and a
full of water already, yeah, fib round your chest?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah whoa Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Moving on to Jamika and Scranton, Jamika writes, I had
sex with a guy, and we later realized we were
better as friends. I introduced him to a friend of
mine and they're dating. He wants to tell the girl
that we had sex. She's my friend and I don't care,
So why does he does?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
She need to know who is this dude?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Dude? Who is this dude? Yeah, y'all dating somebody, y'all,
y'all need to do a check on him. Y'all need
to find out who he really is. It's it's something
in his background. Y'all need to look into y'all. Y'all
need to background check because I just he got.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Maybe he'll feel better if he gets it off his chest,
you know, start with the.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Better getting that off his chest? What? What?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Why is it on his chest? Why is it a goodern?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It wants to be honest. It wants to be honest.
There are some men out there that appreciate honesty.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I tell you what I to to, what I to? What? Gon?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Take you stupid ass down there? Don't tell me.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
She's gonna jump you so fast? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Moving on to tiff in Saint Petersburg, TIF says, I
walked in on my husband washing up in the sink.
He was wiping below his waist and then he washed
his face with the same towel. I don't want his beard,
hair close to my face or mouth. Now, how do
I politely tell him. He's disgusting. Lady, you need to stop.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
He went from the bottom to the top.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Girl bye, like she ain't been from bottom to the top.
She's all married, said no, no, no, y'all married. Girl bye,
don't don't don't write us about this here? How do
I tell him? He discussed he was washing up on
the bottom? He man, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, bottom in the front whatever, whatever you're talking about.
(04:31):
You married, you ain't been down there and then back
up to the top.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The girl stopped bye bye.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Next unless you're talking about he was washing his behind,
now that's totally different. But you just said below his waist.
I know what you meant. Now you don't want it
up there by his being girl bye? Stop stop who
you thinking? Girls stopped? Stop it?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
So she We're not.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Gonna do this on this damn show. Now, see what
I'm just saying. We're just saying, Okay, if he's washing
his backside his thing, that you got to throw that
one away, that one has to be burned.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And he put it on his burn.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, because you put that on your face, then that's
a whole nother thing. But then you ain't gonna have
to tell him that because that cityess start all right,
we're moving because your butt crackers cut through that so
right through it. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You can't think we get it like that other part
right there by? Okay, last one, last.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
One, bottom up, take the top, girl, girl, you this fault.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Little Okay? You ready? That's what man.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's so you can be married with this person. Go
down from the bottom to the top of many times.
You won't keep me three four time? Just trade you do.
I bet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm disgusted divorced.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, we'll go hanging with.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
The next all right, Asa in little Rock says, my
wife and I have a blended family of eight kids.
Her ex husband came inside my house last week and
she offered him a drink. So I did the same
thing when my ex wife came to get her kids.
Why is my wife so upset? She can do it,
but I can't do it here.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Y'all just got a little club down there, y'all. Everybody's
stopping here for a drink. Yeah, okay, oh, y'all got
a little club now, all right, come on in. I
don't know what she upset about, you know, I'll tell
you right now. I bet not to walk in my
house and a man shouting up, been here drinking a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And what would you do?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
No, damn. First of all, it's not gonna happen. It's
not gonna happen, you know. And somebody you was with
sitting up in my house drinking liquing, man, But it's.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Everybody was.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You picked them, pick them kids up out in the car.
They coming out. Set your ass in the cart, right, Hey, dog,
I'll see you. They'd be out in a minute. How
you doing, dog, you're good? Yeah, we do all this
hollering through the screen. Hey man, y'all be safe now,
(07:54):
ye take care? Yeah, as soon as he back out
the drive, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Selo.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Right after this.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment News, Rihanna revealed that some of her fashion
choices over the years are shocking to her. Now, Neo
opens up about dating two women at the same time.
And yeah, and Beyonce has a documentary highlighting her journey
to country music, premiering this Friday. That's all coming up
at the top of the hour, but right now it
(00:24):
is time to ask the CLO our chief love officer,
Steve Harvey, Mikayla and Oak Grove says, I was having
a FaceTime sexual relation. I was having FaceTime sexual relations
with a man and his wife walked in. The wife
is my hairstylist and a jarn good one. So I
hope she never finds out it was me.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
But what if she knows and she ruins my hair?
Should I stop going to her?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah? Oh, let me. I'll tell you this right now,
because you gonna leave over by there one time you
have some patches and they know how to fix it. The
way you leave looking good, and then tomorrow all you
wake up in your whole hairstyle on your pillow case. Yeah,
(01:14):
but you know, once again, here we go, somebody doing
something ratchet, something raggedy normalizing it like you know, I
know I was wrong. You don't hear none of that.
You think I should stop going over there because she
do my hair. That's all you need to know. That's
(01:35):
what you came away with. See, I'm telling you, man,
the world were in today is just abnormally normal. So no,
I think you should just go on and wait and
see how it go. Gone down there, gone down there
until she find out. And the beautiful thing about it
is she could never find out, and then the beautiful
thing is she might know now. So the only way
(01:59):
for you to come a piece and turns with this
is to go down there, sit in that chair and
find out. If you find yourself getting choked by that
damn kate, did you know?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Gamble? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
If you go back in that shampoo bowl and a
full of water already, yeah, fib round your chest?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah whoa Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Moving on to Jamika and Scranton, Jamika writes, I had
sex with a guy, and we later realized we were
better as friends. I introduced him to a friend of
mine and they're dating. He wants to tell the girl
that we had sex. She's my friend and I don't care,
So why does he does?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
She need to know who is this dude?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Dude? Who is this dude? Yeah, y'all dating somebody, y'all,
y'all need to do a check on him. Y'all need
to find out who he really is. It's it's something
in his background. Y'all need to look into y'all. Y'all
need to background check because I just he got.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Maybe he'll feel better if he gets it off his chest,
you know, start with the.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Better getting that off his chest? What? What?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Why is it on his chest? Why is it a goodern?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It wants to be honest. It wants to be honest.
There are some men out there that appreciate honesty.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I tell you what I to to, what I to? What? Gon?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Take you stupid ass down there? Don't tell me.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
She's gonna jump you so fast? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Moving on to tiff in Saint Petersburg, TIF says, I
walked in on my husband washing up in the sink.
He was wiping below his waist and then he washed
his face with the same towel. I don't want his beard,
hair close to my face or mouth. Now, how do
I politely tell him. He's disgusting. Lady, you need to stop.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
He went from the bottom to the top.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Girl bye, like she ain't been from bottom to the top.
She's all married, said no, no, no, y'all married. Girl bye,
don't don't don't write us about this here? How do
I tell him? He discussed he was washing up on
the bottom? He man, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, bottom in the front whatever, whatever you're talking about.
(04:31):
You married, you ain't been down there and then back
up to the top.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The girl stopped bye bye.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Next unless you're talking about he was washing his behind,
now that's totally different. But you just said below his waist.
I know what you meant. Now you don't want it
up there by his being girl bye? Stop stop who
you thinking? Girls stopped? Stop it?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
So she We're not.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Gonna do this on this damn show. Now, see what
I'm just saying. We're just saying, Okay, if he's washing
his backside his thing, that you got to throw that
one away, that one has to be burned.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And he put it on his burn.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, because you put that on your face, then that's
a whole nother thing. But then you ain't gonna have
to tell him that because that cityess start all right,
we're moving because your butt crackers cut through that so
right through it. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You can't think we get it like that other part
right there by? Okay, last one, last.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
One, bottom up, take the top, girl, girl, you this fault.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Little Okay? You ready? That's what man.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's so you can be married with this person. Go
down from the bottom to the top of many times.
You won't keep me three four time? Just trade you do.
I bet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm disgusted divorced.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, we'll go hanging with.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
The next all right, Asa in little Rock says, my
wife and I have a blended family of eight kids.
Her ex husband came inside my house last week and
she offered him a drink. So I did the same
thing when my ex wife came to get her kids.
Why is my wife so upset? She can do it,
but I can't do it here.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Y'all just got a little club down there, y'all. Everybody's
stopping here for a drink. Yeah, okay, oh, y'all got
a little club now, all right, come on in. I
don't know what she upset about, you know, I'll tell
you right now. I bet not to walk in my
house and a man shouting up, been here drinking a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And what would you do?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
No, damn. First of all, it's not gonna happen. It's
not gonna happen, you know. And somebody you was with
sitting up in my house drinking liquing, man, But it's.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Everybody was.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You picked them, pick them kids up out in the car.
They coming out. Set your ass in the cart, right, Hey, dog,
I'll see you. They'd be out in a minute. How
you doing, dog, you're good? Yeah, we do all this
hollering through the screen. Hey man, y'all be safe now,
(07:54):
ye take care? Yeah, as soon as he back out
the drive, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Selo.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Right after this.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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