May 3, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment
news stand up comedian Lavelle Crawford will be our very
special guest this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He's joining us to catch up.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's been a while since we've talked to Lavelle, and
he's going to tell us all about an upcoming comedy
special hosted by our very own nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
To stick around that is coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But right now it is time to ask the CLO
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Carmen in
Atlantic City. Carmen writes, my husband was a successful DJ
back in the day and that part of his life
has been over for almost twenty years, but he can't
let go.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The younger DJs.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Call him old school when he is in the club,
and why is he having a hard time letting go
of the past.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's what Carmen wants to know.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well, I mean, those were his glory days. A lot
of people who do that. I don't know people who
wore a high school letter jacket for twenty years, because
I would a glory days. Those his glory things. He
can't let go. He's looking in the real few minutes.
He's got a great life in front of him if
he pursues it. But now twenty years later, while you
(01:10):
going to the club where they can call you old school,
that's like, so not only won't you let the pass go,
you stayed, you tried to relive the path. What is
that you're going in there? You know when you was
DJ and they you had one turntable, they got computers.
Now you it ain't got one, you know, you know,
(01:33):
you know, you you still driving the mini van up
to the gig. Got all the equipment in the back.
They walking in here. They got all this stuff on computers.
Now you you got all this stuff you're trying to
plug up at it. You just in here with all
this equipment and crates with albums in them and everything,
turntables and they got a lot of phone dogs the
(01:55):
whooping your ass with technology. You're doing all this they
do in the auto mix and all this here, all
this stuff is perfect. Yeah, yeah, come old school, time
to come on out.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh you want to know what he's wearing in the club?
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Moving on to Princeton in Boser City, Princeton says, I
was friends with my girlfriend for twelve years before we
started dating.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I thought I knew everything about her.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But one of my fraternity brothers said he slept with her.
Is she withholding information on other men she's been with?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Can I ask no?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Man, she ain't withholding information. She ain't supposed to tell
you that. And I don't know how your frat brother
came up with that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, you know, man, y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Ay, man, I'm gonna just take a guess. I'm will
just take a yes. But no, y'all see.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You think the FD.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
They're gonna wha, they're gonna what work?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Hold on, who the sigma is gonna do? What? Call?
I said, ain't gonna email you? Then email que on
one want four? You know what?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Really?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I got love for him too, I know, I know,
but come on now, you know I know who it
really was?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Who?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But I just did the one that can do the
least amount of dammite? Who was the.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay? And I was just joking about the sick or so.
But if y'all want to email, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We know, yeah, you'll.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Just just be very careful. Come on.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
For all of that, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Telling you, just you don't come over here now. I
got I got fred full of brothers and them them dogs,
they different. Now, be very careful.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You done.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let's move on to ebone in Kingwood, who says, I
slept with my mom's neighbor and it took me a
minute to admit a minute to my mom because he's married.
Instead of judging me, she encouraged me to keep seeing him,
but don't get caught. How can she claim to love
me and tell me to do that and.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The mom is dead?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, wait a minute now your.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, but you know it's called reverse psychologist. It's called
reverse psychology. Uh see you you you told her? I
want her to say, maybe you know that ain't right?
And you already know that you've gone Yeah, you're already
knowing anymore. So she can tell me you go ahead,
keep on sleep, don't get caught. And you know why
(05:11):
with him talk? Yes? Can we say like what the
fellows say on the show. Surely mama don't chat the
mama that looked up the street with ches. I know
that's right. How mama is living through the daughter vicarious?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yese, don't get caught all right?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Last one Steve Chreesa and Messa says, my sister and
her husband came over and my husband ignored her husband.
He can't forget a recent argument they had where her
husband called her all kinds of names. Why is my
husband the only one still holding a what's his deal?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
No? Because men are this way me and men don't
do That's why you don't see men, you know, house
husbands of New York husbands of because we can't do that.
We can't fall out with you and then we gonna
eat next Friday, make up forever. Hey, dog, men ain't
(06:24):
like that because we already know once this escalations to
another level, it's gonna be physical. So he just going no, man,
come on now, I'm let me ask this question. The
thing is he overheard them having an argument and her
husband was calling her sister all kinds of names. Yes, yes,
(06:46):
it's disrespectful. He's sitting a big because he letting you
know right now, this ain't my type, dude, So I'm
not fiting fool with him. We're not finna be cool.
It's like, for example, I don't hang up. None of
my friends don't take care of their kid. See if
I meet you and I find out you don't take
care of your kids, I'm like, whoa man? This ain't
(07:07):
type dude. I get away from it. Yeah, you know,
I got I got one partner. Always want me to
go somewhere with him? I never do. I don't know
why I keep asking. I always want me to go somewhere.
I mean, for real, I'll be going like yo, dog,
I ain't never I've known you for twenty something, well,
i've known since two thousand and seven. I've never gone
(07:29):
nowhere with you. I went, we went out to dinner
one time. I found out what your what you know,
what you was up to, and we went on where since?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But why don't you go out with him?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Man? Because I see what you're about. You ain't putting
me in that. I'm not here to be in that. Yeah,
me and you, obviously we ain't cut from the same claw.
Now you could do you, but I don't want to
be over there because when the bus game come up,
I don't want to be in that. I don't like
dudes that don't do the things I do. Yeah for that,
(08:00):
But yeah, I'm nothing to fool with you, man, And
that's what this man is saying. I'm not fooling with
Just do he disrespectful to your sister. I'm gonna be
cool because he says something to you. I'm gonna have
to hurt it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Clo coming up at the top of the hour, funny
man Lavelle Crawford. Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment
news stand up comedian Lavelle Crawford will be our very
special guest this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He's joining us to catch up.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's been a while since we've talked to Lavelle, and
he's going to tell us all about an upcoming comedy
special hosted by our very own nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
To stick around that is coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But right now it is time to ask the CLO
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Carmen in
Atlantic City. Carmen writes, my husband was a successful DJ
back in the day and that part of his life
has been over for almost twenty years, but he can't
let go.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The younger DJs.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Call him old school when he is in the club,
and why is he having a hard time letting go
of the past.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's what Carmen wants to know.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well, I mean, those were his glory days. A lot
of people who do that. I don't know people who
wore a high school letter jacket for twenty years, because
I would a glory days. Those his glory things. He
can't let go. He's looking in the real few minutes.
He's got a great life in front of him if
he pursues it. But now twenty years later, while you
(01:10):
going to the club where they can call you old school,
that's like, so not only won't you let the pass go,
you stayed, you tried to relive the path. What is
that you're going in there? You know when you was
DJ and they you had one turntable, they got computers.
Now you it ain't got one, you know, you know,
(01:33):
you know, you you still driving the mini van up
to the gig. Got all the equipment in the back.
They walking in here. They got all this stuff on computers.
Now you you got all this stuff you're trying to
plug up at it. You just in here with all
this equipment and crates with albums in them and everything,
turntables and they got a lot of phone dogs the
(01:55):
whooping your ass with technology. You're doing all this they
do in the auto mix and all this here, all
this stuff is perfect. Yeah, yeah, come old school, time
to come on out.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh you want to know what he's wearing in the club?
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Moving on to Princeton in Boser City, Princeton says, I
was friends with my girlfriend for twelve years before we
started dating.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I thought I knew everything about her.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But one of my fraternity brothers said he slept with her.
Is she withholding information on other men she's been with?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Can I ask no?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Man, she ain't withholding information. She ain't supposed to tell
you that. And I don't know how your frat brother
came up with that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, you know, man, y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Ay, man, I'm gonna just take a guess. I'm will
just take a yes. But no, y'all see.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You think the FD.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
They're gonna wha, they're gonna what work?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Hold on, who the sigma is gonna do? What? Call?
I said, ain't gonna email you? Then email que on
one want four? You know what?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Really?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I got love for him too, I know, I know,
but come on now, you know I know who it
really was?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Who?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But I just did the one that can do the
least amount of dammite? Who was the.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay? And I was just joking about the sick or so.
But if y'all want to email, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We know, yeah, you'll.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Just just be very careful. Come on.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
For all of that, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Telling you, just you don't come over here now. I
got I got fred full of brothers and them them dogs,
they different. Now, be very careful.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You done.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let's move on to ebone in Kingwood, who says, I
slept with my mom's neighbor and it took me a
minute to admit a minute to my mom because he's married.
Instead of judging me, she encouraged me to keep seeing him,
but don't get caught. How can she claim to love
me and tell me to do that and.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The mom is dead?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, wait a minute now your.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, but you know it's called reverse psychologist. It's called
reverse psychology. Uh see you you you told her? I
want her to say, maybe you know that ain't right?
And you already know that you've gone Yeah, you're already
knowing anymore. So she can tell me you go ahead,
keep on sleep, don't get caught. And you know why
(05:11):
with him talk? Yes? Can we say like what the
fellows say on the show. Surely mama don't chat the
mama that looked up the street with ches. I know
that's right. How mama is living through the daughter vicarious?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yese, don't get caught all right?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Last one Steve Chreesa and Messa says, my sister and
her husband came over and my husband ignored her husband.
He can't forget a recent argument they had where her
husband called her all kinds of names. Why is my
husband the only one still holding a what's his deal?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
No? Because men are this way me and men don't
do That's why you don't see men, you know, house
husbands of New York husbands of because we can't do that.
We can't fall out with you and then we gonna
eat next Friday, make up forever. Hey, dog, men ain't
(06:24):
like that because we already know once this escalations to
another level, it's gonna be physical. So he just going no, man,
come on now, I'm let me ask this question. The
thing is he overheard them having an argument and her
husband was calling her sister all kinds of names. Yes, yes,
(06:46):
it's disrespectful. He's sitting a big because he letting you
know right now, this ain't my type, dude, So I'm
not fiting fool with him. We're not finna be cool.
It's like, for example, I don't hang up. None of
my friends don't take care of their kid. See if
I meet you and I find out you don't take
care of your kids, I'm like, whoa man? This ain't
(07:07):
type dude. I get away from it. Yeah, you know,
I got I got one partner. Always want me to
go somewhere with him? I never do. I don't know
why I keep asking. I always want me to go somewhere.
I mean, for real, I'll be going like yo, dog,
I ain't never I've known you for twenty something, well,
i've known since two thousand and seven. I've never gone
(07:29):
nowhere with you. I went, we went out to dinner
one time. I found out what your what you know,
what you was up to, and we went on where since?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But why don't you go out with him?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Man? Because I see what you're about. You ain't putting
me in that. I'm not here to be in that. Yeah,
me and you, obviously we ain't cut from the same claw.
Now you could do you, but I don't want to
be over there because when the bus game come up,
I don't want to be in that. I don't like
dudes that don't do the things I do. Yeah for that,
(08:00):
But yeah, I'm nothing to fool with you, man, And
that's what this man is saying. I'm not fooling with
Just do he disrespectful to your sister. I'm gonna be
cool because he says something to you. I'm gonna have
to hurt it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Clo coming up at the top of the hour, funny
man Lavelle Crawford. Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
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