June 7, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, the two
hosts of Earn Your Leisure podcast, Troy Millings and Rashad Bala,
will join us to give us all the deats on
this year's invest Fest. Invest Best is their premier annual
networking event. It goes down in Atlanta for investors and entrepreneurs.
Will talk about that because they will be our special
guests coming up at the top of the hour. But
(00:21):
right now it is time to ask the CLO our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one's from Majesty in Lawrenceville.
Majesty says, I picked my husband up from work and
he got a call. When he got in, he told
the person that he was riding with his wife and
he talked to them later. I know how it sounds
(00:41):
if he's talking to his male friends.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This was different.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Does he usually talk to a female on his way
home from work?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And how can I find out?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, see, lady, I don't know. I have no idea
if he talks to a female all the way home
from work. You know, you all have these suspicions because
you all have this thing that God gives you called intuition.
Now you can choose to use it or you can
ignore it, but don't call Steve, and asked Steve, because
I don't have women's intuition.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know your hook, I don't know who the
hell he talks to me on the way home. I'm
in the call with my wife right now. I have
to talk to you later. I've said that to some.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Of my friends, some of your male friends.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I've said it all time. Hey man, hey madam,
I'm eating with my wife. I'll call you later. I
say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But do you talk to males differently than you talk
to female.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I don't have no women call him my house before.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You can't call my house because I don't even know
the house number if you call.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, before that, and before that, I couldn't answer my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No. But so the fact that he answered it in
front of.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Her, was you remember me when I had three funds?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Do I ever?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah? Sureley, you knew me when I had three I had.
I had three.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Phones, and you kept until you kept them all together.
You never answered the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No, no, no, I had there was all different colors.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What three phones?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Dog? I was? I was a wild boy back then.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For different color.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It wasn't no mistakes. I had different color phone, different
ring cases. Dog in the room right now, I got
a different ring on that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, I'm gonna move on.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, just ask them because I can't help you. But
I've told many of my friends I'm I'm I'm talking
with my girl right now.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
This is from Kurt in Dover.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Kurt says, I got a birthday coming up, and both
of my girls will be at the club.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I do a big birthday party.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I do a big party every year, but this is
the first time I've had two women that I care
about equally. How do I handle the situation so they
don't find out about each other?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Please advise?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What well?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let me help you with. Understand, there is no way
you can put two women in the room that are
in the have feelings for you and the other one
don't know it. That's an impossibility, that's a fact. I
don't know what it is. But women know for another woman.
I want something to do with her. Man, So let
me help you with this.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Now, now with that saying, let me just play something
to you. It's about to be the most exciting damn
Thursday party. You've ever had in your whole damn life.
You might want to feel this with doctors. This is
gonna be.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, boy, when they singing Happy birthday, who coming up
to the front.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Who's gonna be on the front road? You let me
tell you what he needed to do.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, you need to cancel this, damn cancel the event.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But see, let me ask you this seriously, can you
love or like two women equally at the same time?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Can you do that? Impossible?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So okay, equally I'm talking about he hain't this side
not a shred. I'm talking about tied together by a thread.
If they were standing in front of you, you bet you
can be equally affectionate and the same amount of num
(04:39):
care about them. Deep wow, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, So you've got problem.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Now.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't know if women can do that. I really don't.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't know if woman there has done.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
But don't I know you can do now?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You can't do three, but you can do two?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh you draw?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, well, I know, I know the cutoff point with me.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You can be in love with two women? Wow, damn
near the same.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But once you introduced a third it's all out of Sam.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Remember Bleaking Mobeta Blues Washington character. He loved them, but
he loved them the same. He brought the same dresses.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Love. I never saw the movie, but y'all talking about
it was just two women.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
He was in love with both, both of them, both
of them, and we were. I got the women on
the audience were in love with him.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I got a part of that furnish the.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
House to say say it against it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You rushed the house to say, yeah, exactly, furniture everything
I was with it.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
My simple Well, you know this ain't gonna work out.
I got this.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We love you bleak Okay, yes, my better blues too,
coming up all right in my mind anyway. All right,
This is from Tam in Atlantic City, Clo. She says,
my boyfriend got so drunk that he tinkled in the
bed last night. I slept on the couch and he's
mad because I didn't wash his sheets. If he was sick,
(06:19):
I would have done it. Am I responsible for him
being drunk and wetting his own bed too?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Not at all. I'm gonna tell you right now. Once
you start peeing on your our relationship fit to change.
I'm not fitting it too.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It ate a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm not fitting for that. I'm here and you're not
fitting to peel on it. That's not what you got.
I'm not into that. And all that you care that's
somewhere else. I am not white. You are not hing.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm just not. I'm just telling what they are.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Too far. No, this ain't too far to Steve hall morn. Shit,
this this this the radio show. You get what I've
been hosting thirteen days my frat brothers left dinner, went
to the golf tournament. No, no, do not you blaming us.
You you cannot feel on me. I'm not I'm not
(07:16):
fitting to do this. And and the same as peeing
on me. My shot a stream fired out, a stream
of it. I'm just telling you right now, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
All right.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I raised just fire stream at because if you tinkle
on me then it's like little drop it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You've got time to cut that off. You got to
have better bladder control than that.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
He was drunk.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You gotta control your bladder. Dogs can't pee on this woman.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He's mad at her because she didn't wash his sheet.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Brody washing your seats.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
We're not changing your die for either.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh clo, c l O clo coming up at the
top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
For you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, the two
hosts of Earn Your Leisure podcast, Troy Millings and Rashad Bala,
will join us to give us all the deats on
this year's invest Fest. Invest Best is their premier annual
networking event. It goes down in Atlanta for investors and entrepreneurs.
Will talk about that because they will be our special
guests coming up at the top of the hour. But
(00:21):
right now it is time to ask the CLO our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one's from Majesty in Lawrenceville.
Majesty says, I picked my husband up from work and
he got a call. When he got in, he told
the person that he was riding with his wife and
he talked to them later. I know how it sounds
(00:41):
if he's talking to his male friends.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This was different.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Does he usually talk to a female on his way
home from work?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And how can I find out?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, see, lady, I don't know. I have no idea
if he talks to a female all the way home
from work. You know, you all have these suspicions because
you all have this thing that God gives you called intuition.
Now you can choose to use it or you can
ignore it, but don't call Steve, and asked Steve, because
I don't have women's intuition.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know your hook, I don't know who the
hell he talks to me on the way home. I'm
in the call with my wife right now. I have
to talk to you later. I've said that to some.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Of my friends, some of your male friends.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I've said it all time. Hey man, hey madam,
I'm eating with my wife. I'll call you later. I
say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But do you talk to males differently than you talk
to female.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I don't have no women call him my house before.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You can't call my house because I don't even know
the house number if you call.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, before that, and before that, I couldn't answer my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No. But so the fact that he answered it in
front of.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Her, was you remember me when I had three funds?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Do I ever?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah? Sureley, you knew me when I had three I had.
I had three.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Phones, and you kept until you kept them all together.
You never answered the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No, no, no, I had there was all different colors.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What three phones?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Dog? I was? I was a wild boy back then.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For different color.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It wasn't no mistakes. I had different color phone, different
ring cases. Dog in the room right now, I got
a different ring on that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, I'm gonna move on.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, just ask them because I can't help you. But
I've told many of my friends I'm I'm I'm talking
with my girl right now.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
This is from Kurt in Dover.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Kurt says, I got a birthday coming up, and both
of my girls will be at the club.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I do a big birthday party.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I do a big party every year, but this is
the first time I've had two women that I care
about equally. How do I handle the situation so they
don't find out about each other?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Please advise?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What well?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let me help you with. Understand, there is no way
you can put two women in the room that are
in the have feelings for you and the other one
don't know it. That's an impossibility, that's a fact. I
don't know what it is. But women know for another woman.
I want something to do with her. Man, So let
me help you with this.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Now, now with that saying, let me just play something
to you. It's about to be the most exciting damn
Thursday party. You've ever had in your whole damn life.
You might want to feel this with doctors. This is
gonna be.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, boy, when they singing Happy birthday, who coming up
to the front.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Who's gonna be on the front road? You let me
tell you what he needed to do.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, you need to cancel this, damn cancel the event.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But see, let me ask you this seriously, can you
love or like two women equally at the same time?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Can you do that? Impossible?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So okay, equally I'm talking about he hain't this side
not a shred. I'm talking about tied together by a thread.
If they were standing in front of you, you bet you
can be equally affectionate and the same amount of num
(04:39):
care about them. Deep wow, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, So you've got problem.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Now.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't know if women can do that. I really don't.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't know if woman there has done.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
But don't I know you can do now?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You can't do three, but you can do two?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh you draw?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, well, I know, I know the cutoff point with me.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You can be in love with two women? Wow, damn
near the same.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But once you introduced a third it's all out of Sam.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Remember Bleaking Mobeta Blues Washington character. He loved them, but
he loved them the same. He brought the same dresses.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Love. I never saw the movie, but y'all talking about
it was just two women.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
He was in love with both, both of them, both
of them, and we were. I got the women on
the audience were in love with him.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I got a part of that furnish the.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
House to say say it against it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You rushed the house to say, yeah, exactly, furniture everything
I was with it.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
My simple Well, you know this ain't gonna work out.
I got this.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We love you bleak Okay, yes, my better blues too,
coming up all right in my mind anyway. All right,
This is from Tam in Atlantic City, Clo. She says,
my boyfriend got so drunk that he tinkled in the
bed last night. I slept on the couch and he's
mad because I didn't wash his sheets. If he was sick,
(06:19):
I would have done it. Am I responsible for him
being drunk and wetting his own bed too?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Not at all. I'm gonna tell you right now. Once
you start peeing on your our relationship fit to change.
I'm not fitting it too.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It ate a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm not fitting for that. I'm here and you're not
fitting to peel on it. That's not what you got.
I'm not into that. And all that you care that's
somewhere else. I am not white. You are not hing.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm just not. I'm just telling what they are.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Too far. No, this ain't too far to Steve hall morn. Shit,
this this this the radio show. You get what I've
been hosting thirteen days my frat brothers left dinner, went
to the golf tournament. No, no, do not you blaming us.
You you cannot feel on me. I'm not I'm not
(07:16):
fitting to do this. And and the same as peeing
on me. My shot a stream fired out, a stream
of it. I'm just telling you right now, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
All right.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I raised just fire stream at because if you tinkle
on me then it's like little drop it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You've got time to cut that off. You got to
have better bladder control than that.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
He was drunk.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You gotta control your bladder. Dogs can't pee on this woman.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He's mad at her because she didn't wash his sheet.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Brody washing your seats.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
We're not changing your die for either.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh clo, c l O clo coming up at the
top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
For you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
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