June 17, 2024 • 7 mins
Memphis got a problem between an auntie and her niece? What's up with "The Freaky Christian" in Vegas? DAMN!!! Also, something unromantic went down in the Queen City, NC.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go, it is time to ask
the clo. This one's from Alana in Memphis. Alana writes,
I'm a fifty four year old divorced female and I'm
dating a guy that my aunt hooked me up with.
We were sitting in my yard relaxing and he was
playing on his phone when all of a sudden, I
heard sex sounds coming from his phone. I got up
(00:21):
to see what he was watching, and it was a
dark and dirty sex video. He said, my aunt sent
it to him. Why would my aunt send him a
porn video? Do I need to see how close their
relationship really is?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Me for I don't even understand why you calling in
what everybody was right there. You was in the yard relaxing,
y aunt was over there. She sent him the video.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
She missed her window.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, you could have cleared it with everybody right there.
So I don't know. I say he had to be pretty,
tells Frances, Yeah, that would be my key. But if
you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But if you think people who's seeing porno movies out
don't lie, you dealing with wrong people.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
A lot of us, I mean a lot of people watch.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Porn educational actually it is you learn.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are you're missing the
point a little bit. All Right, We're moving on Deanna.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Deanna in Las Vegas says, I'm in my mid thirties
and I like to think of myself as a freaky Christian.
I met a man in church and I'm trying to
figure out what's wrong with him. He's very well endowed,
and I am praying for the day he unleashes the beast.
I don't think it will ever happen because he's so
sensitive to my touch. If I touch him or it,
(01:50):
it drives him crazy. How can I get started if
I can't give him my extra spresholds pre show treatment?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Please advise from Dean the freaking Christians?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
What is you writing us for? You know you're the
one that's a freaking Christian? How'd you get the reputation?
What do you need help from us for?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Nobody on this show is as label themselves as the
freaking Christian.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're a freaking Christian, But now you got questions on
how to be freaking. You need to ask some more
freaking people.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You know, maybe you need to give up the title. Yeah,
why don't you just shot Christian.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
For a while.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
She sounds pretty proud of that though.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, but you ain't that freaking because you don't even
know what to do. Now you calling in to the people,
ain't know. None of us said, were freaking Christian. Now
you don't call in us and get some damn advice if.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You freaking every shows a freak and Christians, we don't
have to titles.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Combination.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, and it's asked, the clo not asking.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, I ain't got nothing funny. I don't know what
you need to do to him. Hell, you're mad, Steve. Yeah,
maybe you ain't all And I hold on, hey, freaking Christians,
maybe you ain't freaky enough. Hey, yeah, maybe your title
is a little overrated to him.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah that's something, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Moving on, Paul atte and Charlotte says, I'm dating a
man that tried to be romantic, but it went left
real quick. He ran my bath water and poured me
some wine. The water wasn't warm enough, so I had
to add hot water. I finally got the water right
and I was soaking. Then he brought his naked behind
(03:37):
in there and slid into my bath water.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I think that this is very unsanitary. And it darned
sure is romantic to me.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I got out of the tub and took a shower
because I felt dirtier than I did before my bath.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
He told me I'm hard to please and I'm rude.
Am I really?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah? Thank you all? You know, the man run your
bath water? He coming there to getting a bath? Now?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He too nasty, But you fit the lay up with
him later on. I don't understand you can't take a
bath with him because you felt dirty with what what?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Let's both come out of here clean.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
But you know it ain't like he took a bath
like we used to do when we was little, because
we didn't have a big hot water tank.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like yeah, yeah, you had to use the same water.
You had to get on in there.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh you mean after a person got out, Yeah, with
a load of clothes in there with a load of clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah. He takes it to a whole other level.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
So you agree with him that she's hard to please
and she's rude.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yes, I mean, you know, lady, what you want? Dogs? Man,
he tried to get his big self in there. What
you what you think?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What she thinks? It's much sanitary?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay? Well, you know there's sex scenes all the time.
People take basketball all the time. You know, I don't
know what you think y'all gonna be doing later on,
but you know it's gonna be gonna be a little
bit more in bath water.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
All right, Well, uh, shame your turn.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you have a question for.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yes, I do have a question. You are with the
woman a partner. Man is with the woman who is
way more freakier than he is ready to be. How
does he get out of this relationship? I mean, she's
really freaky, she really freaky. No Christian in us at all,
Nothing Christian about this. How sometimes I just.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Had to go on and just that one time, just
gone and get your whole self toe out. You just
had to gone and just get yourself turned inside out.
When you got the one time, you just got to
take it like a man. But you're gonna be in
there making him like like you're gonna be hyper ventilating.
You're gonna you're gonna suck in a lot of wind
(05:59):
because when they doing real freaky stuff, you do this,
he a lie?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Are you allowed to cry? If it's like way painful? Cry?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Wait? Wait wait stop stop stop it.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Wait sounds like a tear is about to come out?
Are you Jesus?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I need you know you sent me down here?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
That is it supposed to burn?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What is the hot stick for what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't know what is that? Stop beating me.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't like that on my mouth. What you're doing?
All right?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Thank you, l.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm not rubbing this on you right there.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We gotta get out of here. You're listening to Harvey
Morning Show.
All right, here we go, it is time to ask
the clo. This one's from Alana in Memphis. Alana writes,
I'm a fifty four year old divorced female and I'm
dating a guy that my aunt hooked me up with.
We were sitting in my yard relaxing and he was
playing on his phone when all of a sudden, I
heard sex sounds coming from his phone. I got up
(00:21):
to see what he was watching, and it was a
dark and dirty sex video. He said, my aunt sent
it to him. Why would my aunt send him a
porn video? Do I need to see how close their
relationship really is?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Me for I don't even understand why you calling in
what everybody was right there. You was in the yard relaxing,
y aunt was over there. She sent him the video.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
She missed her window.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, you could have cleared it with everybody right there.
So I don't know. I say he had to be pretty,
tells Frances, Yeah, that would be my key. But if
you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But if you think people who's seeing porno movies out
don't lie, you dealing with wrong people.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
A lot of us, I mean a lot of people watch.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Porn educational actually it is you learn.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are you're missing the
point a little bit. All Right, We're moving on Deanna.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Deanna in Las Vegas says, I'm in my mid thirties
and I like to think of myself as a freaky Christian.
I met a man in church and I'm trying to
figure out what's wrong with him. He's very well endowed,
and I am praying for the day he unleashes the beast.
I don't think it will ever happen because he's so
sensitive to my touch. If I touch him or it,
(01:50):
it drives him crazy. How can I get started if
I can't give him my extra spresholds pre show treatment?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Please advise from Dean the freaking Christians?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
What is you writing us for? You know you're the
one that's a freaking Christian? How'd you get the reputation?
What do you need help from us for?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Nobody on this show is as label themselves as the
freaking Christian.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're a freaking Christian, But now you got questions on
how to be freaking. You need to ask some more
freaking people.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You know, maybe you need to give up the title. Yeah,
why don't you just shot Christian.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
For a while.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
She sounds pretty proud of that though.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, but you ain't that freaking because you don't even
know what to do. Now you calling in to the people,
ain't know. None of us said, were freaking Christian. Now
you don't call in us and get some damn advice if.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You freaking every shows a freak and Christians, we don't
have to titles.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Combination.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, and it's asked, the clo not asking.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, I ain't got nothing funny. I don't know what
you need to do to him. Hell, you're mad, Steve. Yeah,
maybe you ain't all And I hold on, hey, freaking Christians,
maybe you ain't freaky enough. Hey, yeah, maybe your title
is a little overrated to him.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah that's something, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Moving on, Paul atte and Charlotte says, I'm dating a
man that tried to be romantic, but it went left
real quick. He ran my bath water and poured me
some wine. The water wasn't warm enough, so I had
to add hot water. I finally got the water right
and I was soaking. Then he brought his naked behind
(03:37):
in there and slid into my bath water.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I think that this is very unsanitary. And it darned
sure is romantic to me.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I got out of the tub and took a shower
because I felt dirtier than I did before my bath.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
He told me I'm hard to please and I'm rude.
Am I really?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah? Thank you all? You know, the man run your
bath water? He coming there to getting a bath? Now?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He too nasty, But you fit the lay up with
him later on. I don't understand you can't take a
bath with him because you felt dirty with what what?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Let's both come out of here clean.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
But you know it ain't like he took a bath
like we used to do when we was little, because
we didn't have a big hot water tank.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like yeah, yeah, you had to use the same water.
You had to get on in there.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh you mean after a person got out, Yeah, with
a load of clothes in there with a load of clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah. He takes it to a whole other level.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
So you agree with him that she's hard to please
and she's rude.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yes, I mean, you know, lady, what you want? Dogs? Man,
he tried to get his big self in there. What
you what you think?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What she thinks? It's much sanitary?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay? Well, you know there's sex scenes all the time.
People take basketball all the time. You know, I don't
know what you think y'all gonna be doing later on,
but you know it's gonna be gonna be a little
bit more in bath water.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
All right, Well, uh, shame your turn.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you have a question for.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yes, I do have a question. You are with the
woman a partner. Man is with the woman who is
way more freakier than he is ready to be. How
does he get out of this relationship? I mean, she's
really freaky, she really freaky. No Christian in us at all,
Nothing Christian about this. How sometimes I just.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Had to go on and just that one time, just
gone and get your whole self toe out. You just
had to gone and just get yourself turned inside out.
When you got the one time, you just got to
take it like a man. But you're gonna be in
there making him like like you're gonna be hyper ventilating.
You're gonna you're gonna suck in a lot of wind
(05:59):
because when they doing real freaky stuff, you do this,
he a lie?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Are you allowed to cry? If it's like way painful? Cry?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Wait? Wait wait stop stop stop it.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Wait sounds like a tear is about to come out?
Are you Jesus?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I need you know you sent me down here?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
That is it supposed to burn?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What is the hot stick for what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't know what is that? Stop beating me.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't like that on my mouth. What you're doing?
All right?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Thank you, l.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm not rubbing this on you right there.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We gotta get out of here. You're listening to Harvey
Morning Show.
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