July 11, 2024 • 7 mins
Waterboy is at a cross roads with going bald. To shave or not to shave. He came to the right place tho! There is also a little sister who is secretly dating her older brother's friend. Is there a law for this? What's happening in San Diego with Miss Kelsey?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey in the building. This one's from Sinclair CLO. Sinclair
in Chicago says, I'm a twenty seven year old single
man and I need your advice on my balding head.
I know you make jokes, but this is not funny
to me because I'm not even thirty years old yet.
(00:21):
I've started to wear baseball caps a lot more, and
I barely brush my hair because I'm scared of brushing
more out of it. My girlfriend is saying to just
let it go and go bald. But what do you
do if you don't have a nice shaped head. I
have been called water boy all of my life because
my head is bigger than most. And should I just
(00:41):
bite the bullet and shave it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Man, you can have big ass ball here.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What's what was that?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You don't have a big ass ball here? You just
break it down the facts. Yeah. Hey, no, ain't no,
ain't no, ain't no way around this, dog dad. You know, look,
I did all of it. You can get some rod gain,
you can get you some black stuff. You can hide JT.
You know JT my formal ball. Hey, don't listen to
(01:13):
you can get a flocking gun. You gonna go to work. Man,
you can spray your hair. They got everything right now.
But at the end of the day, dog, you twenty
seven and it is going. It's because it's gonna go. Yeah,
And they have not found a cure for ball this yet.
In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars. Now
(01:34):
they got them things out there, now, them lace fronts
and all that for men and all that stuff. You
can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh,
I'm expensive. Man, you don't want to keep paying for that. Well,
you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we come on,
come on outside, come on, walk over. You know it's
(01:55):
all right over here.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But Steve, you have to say though, when you first went,
you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,
you were real happy once you shaved it up. I
remember that morning you called all yeah, you were cool
with it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, But like here was the deal though. Now you
don't even have to do that. You can get a
computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah, they got that.
Now they take a picture, they'll give you a computer
rendering of it, and you can see what you would
look like with no hair. Okay, all right, yes, yeah
they got that. Now they got everything.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You got options yet but now.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He already no, he got a big head. He's been yeah,
so he just got to come on.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, thank you, don't be all right, yes, already has
a girlfriend. All right, we're moving on. Caylin and Saint
Louis says, I'm thirty three and I have four older
brothers that think they can control me. I've always been
attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that
my brothers know. For the past few months, I've dating
my second to the oldest brother's best friend, and he's
(03:03):
keeping me a secret. Now I'm trying to figure out
if he's using my brother as an excuse to keep
our relationship on the low, or if he's got something
else going on. I'm old enough to do what I want,
So what's the worst that can happen? If I tell
my brother.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
His brother gonna beat his friend's hands. That's what the
deal is. That's what the deal is, because brothers, men
have a man cold law. Don't do my little sister, dog,
don't come over here with your mess. And then your
older brother knows him really really well. So now he
(03:43):
knows where the skeletons is buried, you know, he know
all the other chicks, yes, and how recent these other
chicks were and any other thing. So that's what he
worried about. But you could talk to him about it
and say, hey me, and you're gonna go sit with
my brothers and explain to him that we love each other.
(04:06):
But I don't hear love in here. Y'all just seeing
each other. Just kep.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
They're dating. They're just dating right now.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you have to keep asking yourself to all these
older men that you keep dating. They want to keep
you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.
Why is it such a big secret?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and
I are in our early sixties, and my husband likes
takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days
a week. After practice the other day and my grandson
asked if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said,
Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's
(04:41):
for him. I don't think if Joshua played soccer like him,
and he said no, Joshua plays karate. He said, that
Joshua comes to soccer practice and they get pizza afterwards.
Do I need to find out who miss Kelsey is?
Or do I ignore this four year old?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So you're gonna bring could be your family?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oo Oh wow, that's a man answer right there.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Because answer, so you gonna sit up here unless some
fo yo old would imaginary freeing names all a bit
of what we got. Oh that's the that's the lie.
You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me
(05:28):
no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy
to soccer practice no more.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, well, if you do, I'm going with you. How
about that? That's taking the soccer pressure from meet missus Kelsey?
All right? Moving on to the men stick together, don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We go this? Yeah, Foxy and Toledo says, I am
a thirty eight year old single woman and I need
to get thing, something's off my chest down at my job.
I'm almost six feet tall and I sit in a
cubicle all day trying to be a happy camper, but
every hour I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs
and have a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the
(06:16):
male Karen, and he has always got something to say
about the time I spend away from my little desk.
He said, I smell like a smokestack and my music
is too loud. If I catch Darren out away from work,
can I curse him out? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, a matter of fact. Listen to me. There's a
way you can do it at work. I've done it before,
which is probably one of the reasons I don't have
no jobs. Listen to me, lean over in Darren's ear
when ain't nobody looking, Lick your lips and put your
lips up against his ear, because he gonna think it's
(06:51):
about something else as soon as you put your wet
lips up against his ear. If you keep blanking with me,
almost snapped the sugar honey ice teacher face we got.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank you, Clo. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
Time now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey in the building. This one's from Sinclair CLO. Sinclair
in Chicago says, I'm a twenty seven year old single
man and I need your advice on my balding head.
I know you make jokes, but this is not funny
to me because I'm not even thirty years old yet.
(00:21):
I've started to wear baseball caps a lot more, and
I barely brush my hair because I'm scared of brushing
more out of it. My girlfriend is saying to just
let it go and go bald. But what do you
do if you don't have a nice shaped head. I
have been called water boy all of my life because
my head is bigger than most. And should I just
(00:41):
bite the bullet and shave it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Man, you can have big ass ball here.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What's what was that?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You don't have a big ass ball here? You just
break it down the facts. Yeah. Hey, no, ain't no,
ain't no, ain't no way around this, dog dad. You know, look,
I did all of it. You can get some rod gain,
you can get you some black stuff. You can hide JT.
You know JT my formal ball. Hey, don't listen to
(01:13):
you can get a flocking gun. You gonna go to work. Man,
you can spray your hair. They got everything right now.
But at the end of the day, dog, you twenty
seven and it is going. It's because it's gonna go. Yeah,
And they have not found a cure for ball this yet.
In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars. Now
(01:34):
they got them things out there, now, them lace fronts
and all that for men and all that stuff. You
can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh,
I'm expensive. Man, you don't want to keep paying for that. Well,
you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we come on,
come on outside, come on, walk over. You know it's
(01:55):
all right over here.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But Steve, you have to say though, when you first went,
you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,
you were real happy once you shaved it up. I
remember that morning you called all yeah, you were cool
with it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, But like here was the deal though. Now you
don't even have to do that. You can get a
computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah, they got that.
Now they take a picture, they'll give you a computer
rendering of it, and you can see what you would
look like with no hair. Okay, all right, yes, yeah
they got that. Now they got everything.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You got options yet but now.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He already no, he got a big head. He's been yeah,
so he just got to come on.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, thank you, don't be all right, yes, already has
a girlfriend. All right, we're moving on. Caylin and Saint
Louis says, I'm thirty three and I have four older
brothers that think they can control me. I've always been
attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that
my brothers know. For the past few months, I've dating
my second to the oldest brother's best friend, and he's
(03:03):
keeping me a secret. Now I'm trying to figure out
if he's using my brother as an excuse to keep
our relationship on the low, or if he's got something
else going on. I'm old enough to do what I want,
So what's the worst that can happen? If I tell
my brother.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
His brother gonna beat his friend's hands. That's what the
deal is. That's what the deal is, because brothers, men
have a man cold law. Don't do my little sister, dog,
don't come over here with your mess. And then your
older brother knows him really really well. So now he
(03:43):
knows where the skeletons is buried, you know, he know
all the other chicks, yes, and how recent these other
chicks were and any other thing. So that's what he
worried about. But you could talk to him about it
and say, hey me, and you're gonna go sit with
my brothers and explain to him that we love each other.
(04:06):
But I don't hear love in here. Y'all just seeing
each other. Just kep.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
They're dating. They're just dating right now.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you have to keep asking yourself to all these
older men that you keep dating. They want to keep
you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.
Why is it such a big secret?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and
I are in our early sixties, and my husband likes
takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days
a week. After practice the other day and my grandson
asked if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said,
Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's
(04:41):
for him. I don't think if Joshua played soccer like him,
and he said no, Joshua plays karate. He said, that
Joshua comes to soccer practice and they get pizza afterwards.
Do I need to find out who miss Kelsey is?
Or do I ignore this four year old?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So you're gonna bring could be your family?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oo Oh wow, that's a man answer right there.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Because answer, so you gonna sit up here unless some
fo yo old would imaginary freeing names all a bit
of what we got. Oh that's the that's the lie.
You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me
(05:28):
no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy
to soccer practice no more.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, well, if you do, I'm going with you. How
about that? That's taking the soccer pressure from meet missus Kelsey?
All right? Moving on to the men stick together, don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We go this? Yeah, Foxy and Toledo says, I am
a thirty eight year old single woman and I need
to get thing, something's off my chest down at my job.
I'm almost six feet tall and I sit in a
cubicle all day trying to be a happy camper, but
every hour I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs
and have a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the
(06:16):
male Karen, and he has always got something to say
about the time I spend away from my little desk.
He said, I smell like a smokestack and my music
is too loud. If I catch Darren out away from work,
can I curse him out? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, a matter of fact. Listen to me. There's a
way you can do it at work. I've done it before,
which is probably one of the reasons I don't have
no jobs. Listen to me, lean over in Darren's ear
when ain't nobody looking, Lick your lips and put your
lips up against his ear, because he gonna think it's
(06:51):
about something else as soon as you put your wet
lips up against his ear. If you keep blanking with me,
almost snapped the sugar honey ice teacher face we got.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank you, Clo. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
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