July 12, 2024 • 7 mins
When is size a detriment in terms of relations. The Chief Love Officer got some advice and truth for that one. There could be some problems in Toledo because of a stripper getting an invite to a party.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, time for the clo the chief love
officers the close. As you read, all right, you heard him,
He's ready. This one is from John, a podcast listener.
John says, I've been listening to your Strawberry letters on
the podcast and I didn't need to write a whole letter.
Thank you John for doing that. But I hope you
(00:21):
can give me some real advice. I'm a thirty two
year old single mail and the women I meet are
around my age and experienced in the bedroom. I try
to warn women up front that I'm a big boy,
but even the most experienced women run away from it
and me. For some men, this would be a good thing,
but it's been a problem for me since high school.
(00:43):
What can I do differently to keep a woman?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, Well, what I did, Doug was I just you
know you got it?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean, you know, I just you know. I mean,
good question, you know, I understand, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You what you gotta see you ain't you ain't handling
it right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
First of all, quit talking about it, mum.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's what stars, you know, because now mentally, and then
what you do is after that, when it gets to
the point of the actual act occurring, dog you ain't
got nothing to prove. Stop trying to prove stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Easy, easy, easy, you know you know all this, you
know all this talk. You be here, I'm finna do this,
I'm finna do that now. You're not easy, So you
can keep somebody. It's gonna happen for you regardless. What
you don't want to do is ruin it for the
second time. Take your time, easy, beat the light out, gay, easy,
(02:01):
you do well.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Keeping the light out.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Don't really work timing because I'm telling you, because it
ain't got nothing to do with darkness.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So you just want him to surprise the lady.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but go easy. You know you ain't. No women
have babies. You ain't that deid. Just slow down. You
ain't all that now.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I appreciate you writing me and try to make it
stign like you all that, But you ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Just slow down.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I used to feel that way too, but i'd ran
up into some stuff in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Boy, well, I was just just just over that wool.
Are you know what you're doing? Moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
In hand, Destiny in Toledo. As we move on says,
I'm having a surprise fortieth birthday party for my boyfriend,
and I'm only inviting ten people because of COVID. A
random female called me and asked for my address because
she was paid to dam at the party as a surprise.
I told her, no, thank you. My boyfriend's brother called
(03:06):
and told me he already paid the stripper and he
demanded that I either give him his money back or
let the girl dance. Should I mess up the surprise
and tell my man to handle his brother or should
I curse him out myself?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hey, wait a minute, this dude got to be kidding.
You can't hand nobody. You can't get a dancer for
your brother.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And he got a wife, yeah, girlfriend, their boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But no, you can't do that. You can't do that now.
You ain't gotta let your brother handle up. Hey, here's
what you do. I think you need to end this
surprise thing before everybody gets surprised. So I think, really
what you ought to do is I think you ought
(03:50):
to just tell her, Tell the boyfriend ain't no, ain't no,
ain't no stripper coming in this house right here, and
if he want to get your money back him, give
it back.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But it's it's impossible. You can't do that. I haven't
no strip of d answer that. How did they just
they say? He forty?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, he's turning forty.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Got to be joking, man, what's funny?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
We ain't do that? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Thank you? Celo, Yolanda and Raleigh says, I'm a sixty
year old engaged woman. I've been engaged for four years
and I can't get my fiance to marry me. We've
got a lot in common, but lately he's been using
that against me. If we're watching sports or out hunting together,
he comments said, I'm cool, just like one of the boys.
(04:37):
I rarely wear makeup and dress up and dress up
because I'm always at home. Should I take his comments
as a negative thing? Is acting like one of the
boys ever a good thing?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Not to me. I've never wanted my woman act like
one of the boys. And what oh, and what do
you mean by we be out hunting hunting together? They
hunting y'all, you know, rabbits or stuff, but they shooting hunting? Oh?
Oh you mean hunting? Oh I thought you meant like swingers.
(05:12):
Oh no, hunting.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, No, you need to stay your ass at home,
dress up sometime, put something on.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Stop looking like a hunter.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hell yeah, I thought when I was out in the
clubs hunting, I was going, damn what.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Literally, So I'm saying there going hunting? What kind of messages?
But I see why y'all ain't married? Hey, having too munchy,
But you're hunting.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You sitting up in the tree and a blind you
in the bushes, put a gun with him?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What damn? Stay your ass on? Quit hunting? Yeah, yeah, dressing, yeah,
that ain't sexyr No, when he comes from surprised him.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Sometimes, Yeah, you're here the in, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You're nobody lying with me.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hunt actually walking in the house with a dead duck
in her hand.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He said, So dress up, put on some heels, put
on some lipsticks. Sometimes everything.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, you know, yeah, every now and then. You ain't
gonna do it every day, but every now and then,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, all right, uh mi, chay, you have a question?
As we go out, We got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh do I have a question?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Thirty seconds?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You want to go hunting?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Jake?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh, that's a good question. You want to.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I can't believe you thought it was a swingers term.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
So you come once a weekend and you don't have
a question.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You're listening to the Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 2 (07:08):
H
All right, guys, time for the clo the chief love
officers the close. As you read, all right, you heard him,
He's ready. This one is from John, a podcast listener.
John says, I've been listening to your Strawberry letters on
the podcast and I didn't need to write a whole letter.
Thank you John for doing that. But I hope you
(00:21):
can give me some real advice. I'm a thirty two
year old single mail and the women I meet are
around my age and experienced in the bedroom. I try
to warn women up front that I'm a big boy,
but even the most experienced women run away from it
and me. For some men, this would be a good thing,
but it's been a problem for me since high school.
(00:43):
What can I do differently to keep a woman?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, Well, what I did, Doug was I just you
know you got it?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean, you know, I just you know. I mean,
good question, you know, I understand, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You what you gotta see you ain't you ain't handling
it right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
First of all, quit talking about it, mum.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's what stars, you know, because now mentally, and then
what you do is after that, when it gets to
the point of the actual act occurring, dog you ain't
got nothing to prove. Stop trying to prove stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Easy, easy, easy, you know you know all this, you
know all this talk. You be here, I'm finna do this,
I'm finna do that now. You're not easy, So you
can keep somebody. It's gonna happen for you regardless. What
you don't want to do is ruin it for the
second time. Take your time, easy, beat the light out, gay, easy,
(02:01):
you do well.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Keeping the light out.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Don't really work timing because I'm telling you, because it
ain't got nothing to do with darkness.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So you just want him to surprise the lady.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but go easy. You know you ain't. No women
have babies. You ain't that deid. Just slow down. You
ain't all that now.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I appreciate you writing me and try to make it
stign like you all that, But you ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Just slow down.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I used to feel that way too, but i'd ran
up into some stuff in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Boy, well, I was just just just over that wool.
Are you know what you're doing? Moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
In hand, Destiny in Toledo. As we move on says,
I'm having a surprise fortieth birthday party for my boyfriend,
and I'm only inviting ten people because of COVID. A
random female called me and asked for my address because
she was paid to dam at the party as a surprise.
I told her, no, thank you. My boyfriend's brother called
(03:06):
and told me he already paid the stripper and he
demanded that I either give him his money back or
let the girl dance. Should I mess up the surprise
and tell my man to handle his brother or should
I curse him out myself?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hey, wait a minute, this dude got to be kidding.
You can't hand nobody. You can't get a dancer for
your brother.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And he got a wife, yeah, girlfriend, their boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But no, you can't do that. You can't do that now.
You ain't gotta let your brother handle up. Hey, here's
what you do. I think you need to end this
surprise thing before everybody gets surprised. So I think, really
what you ought to do is I think you ought
(03:50):
to just tell her, Tell the boyfriend ain't no, ain't no,
ain't no stripper coming in this house right here, and
if he want to get your money back him, give
it back.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But it's it's impossible. You can't do that. I haven't
no strip of d answer that. How did they just
they say? He forty?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, he's turning forty.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Got to be joking, man, what's funny?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
We ain't do that? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Thank you? Celo, Yolanda and Raleigh says, I'm a sixty
year old engaged woman. I've been engaged for four years
and I can't get my fiance to marry me. We've
got a lot in common, but lately he's been using
that against me. If we're watching sports or out hunting together,
he comments said, I'm cool, just like one of the boys.
(04:37):
I rarely wear makeup and dress up and dress up
because I'm always at home. Should I take his comments
as a negative thing? Is acting like one of the
boys ever a good thing?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Not to me. I've never wanted my woman act like
one of the boys. And what oh, and what do
you mean by we be out hunting hunting together? They
hunting y'all, you know, rabbits or stuff, but they shooting hunting? Oh?
Oh you mean hunting? Oh I thought you meant like swingers.
(05:12):
Oh no, hunting.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, No, you need to stay your ass at home,
dress up sometime, put something on.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Stop looking like a hunter.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hell yeah, I thought when I was out in the
clubs hunting, I was going, damn what.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Literally, So I'm saying there going hunting? What kind of messages?
But I see why y'all ain't married? Hey, having too munchy,
But you're hunting.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You sitting up in the tree and a blind you
in the bushes, put a gun with him?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What damn? Stay your ass on? Quit hunting? Yeah, yeah, dressing, yeah,
that ain't sexyr No, when he comes from surprised him.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Sometimes, Yeah, you're here the in, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You're nobody lying with me.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hunt actually walking in the house with a dead duck
in her hand.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He said, So dress up, put on some heels, put
on some lipsticks. Sometimes everything.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, you know, yeah, every now and then. You ain't
gonna do it every day, but every now and then,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, all right, uh mi, chay, you have a question?
As we go out, We got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh do I have a question?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Thirty seconds?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You want to go hunting?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Jake?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh, that's a good question. You want to.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I can't believe you thought it was a swingers term.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
So you come once a weekend and you don't have
a question.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You're listening to the Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 2 (07:08):
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