August 8, 2024 • 8 mins
Does anyone know the true function of the mute button on the phone? Here's a question from Indy. Why are women so better at taking care of their side business and men can't seem to cover their track? Btw, who is Dooney?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news comedian Ben Stiller endorses VP Kamala Harris, and he
jokingly said he wishes he was black. The King's family
wants Donald Trump to stop using his music at his
campaign rallies, and our forever First Lady Michelle Obama says
gymnast Simone Biles and Jordan Childs bowed to Rebecca and
(00:22):
Rohn Day and it's a beautiful moment of sisterhood. We'll
talk about these stories at the top of the hour,
but right now it is time to ask the clo
Come on, cloak. This is from Brett and Austin. Brett writes,
I called my wife yesterday. While I was waiting for
my car to get serviced, a female walked up to
me and gave me a compliment. I told her she
(00:44):
looked nice too. My wife said I was flirting. I
was just being nice. Why is my wife making it
a big deal?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hey, dog, you should put your hand over the phone.
You show.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You got a mute, but on your phone, tap your
mute button and pass out them compliments. I can't help you, dog,
I can't help you. You should have tapped your mute button.
Lets him learn. You can't tell everything. You can't share everything.
That ain't what marriage is. And if you think it is,
keep running your damn mouth. I can't share everything because
(01:24):
they women.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Compliment. How did he say it on the phone with her?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You look nice too, I had noticed your dress. That's
it's real nice too, thank you very much, said it
like that like that. Now let me tell you what
he didn't say. What, oh wow, you look glass to
damn really? Oh thank you? You look nice? Also, what brother,
(01:56):
you know? Did that? We don't? No, he had he
had hot salce on it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Little pekante here's yeah, yeah, no bro?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
All right. So moving on to Trician, Indianapolis, Trish said,
I know who my husband's girlfriend is, and I like
her for him. I moved out so I could do
my thing and not have to hide from my husband.
Why are women so better at taking care of their
side business and men can't seem to cover their track?
Women are better cheaters than proven, hasn't it well?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Because you know, because you all have convinced us that
you don't lie.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We stupid and don't expect it. Y'all. On the other hand,
look for it. See you all look for it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We don't and so and and then you know, men
have a longer track record of cheating from other men.
So it's just always glaring, glaring examples of it. So
even when we ain't doing nothing, wanting some dudes somewhere
making us look bad.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So there's just a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So all right, all right, moving on to Jun and Colombia,
they have in no way so Jun name Juny b
o O n E y Jun out of Columbia. Juney says,
after intimacy, my wife wants to talk about her day
and sometimes even watch a movie. I feel like I'm
(03:34):
falling short in bed because she has so much energy?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Is it me or what?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's probably you? Though, you gonna watch the whole movie? Probably, yeah,
I got for a whole movie. You want to talk?
I gotta come in there, man and put some pressure
on you got cot in that, you know? Yeah, calling
yourself douny. You get a better name, you can a
sexy nickname or some thor Hammel something like that. Yeah,
(04:03):
you're all up in there doing it as Doney. Yeah, yeah,
dune issue though, Yeah you probably ain't. She want to
talk about her day and then you know, hours yeah, see, because.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
What you are, Doney, when you get through, all you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Are is refreshing you like a drink of water. You're
just a glass of water. You need to come up
in there and start working as tequila. You got to
come in there and bring some pressure. You got to
bring brown liquor pressure you in that coming. You're in
there as gator rade. You just refreshing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You. Don't you know.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
How baby gets some water and be drinking in the
baby go. Yeah, you ain't doing nothing but being refreshing.
You gotta change your attitude, Duney. You got to go
in there to bring some heat. You got to fry bacon.
You're not frying bacon.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're not making salads. You got fried bacon, Homie, Stop
making salads.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That was chrispy, the last one. Last one from Tierra
in the Valley. Tierra says, uh, I've been with the
same man for four years and he used to love
being adventurous in the bedroom. He said those days are
over for him, but he understands if I'm not ready
to slow down. Is this this way of telling me
that our relationship.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Is ending, Well, let me ask you a question. When
you say he was adventurous for four years? How much
can you discover after four years? From what are y'all doing?
I mean you you monket flipping? You didn't dove off
the doughnut? You didn't you done came through on the chandelier.
(05:55):
You got a swaying set in the bedroom. Four years,
you got you got, you know you got it. You
got a hot plate and a microwave next to the bed.
You in here trying damn there everything you got, hotting
your pencils in there, hot plate, you know you you're
over there heating up honey and all this hen you know,
(06:15):
you know, you know, hot tires. You'd have done everything.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's four years. He can't think of nothing else?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What about repeat?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Repeat, Yeah you're doing repeats. But she won't.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
She won't mope now you know now, yeah, no, nin
we got bringing cameraman, have a monkey in that. You
gotta have a little person in the corner holding up
Q cards. You know you got you got too much,
got too much going on now, you know? Now the
(06:51):
next thing, you know, you know, the neighbors cross the
streeters over, they swingers, they standing around waiting on they turn.
They they got baby all on them and they finish
tag in. You know it's too much. Yeah, your husband
doesn't adventure as far away as he won't. Now you
(07:12):
got a long list, You got too much stuff you
want to be having right here. Now it's a chicken
over there, over the cage, and.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Let your chicken out. The hell going on in here? Man?
You wow? You know?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And now that monkey over there just shaking the cake.
I got that monkey, monkey over the heat. He won't
have the cage. Now your husband's sitting there going, why
do we have to open the monkey cage?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Didn't let him watch?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Baby, Nah, I want him to participate, But that monkey
look like he gonna be too much.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You've been warned.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Be warned.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I'm telling you because that monkey. You see him shaking
that cage, did you see that? Don't don't let that
monkey out?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You want adventurous?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, that too much your venture? Baby.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
All we wanted to do was make a little love.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
All right, It's all we wanted, Thank you, Chief Love
Officer Steve Harvey. Coming up at the top.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Of what I adopted for me was the little person
in the corner with the Q cars.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
The entertainment news coming up next, you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show,
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news comedian Ben Stiller endorses VP Kamala Harris, and he
jokingly said he wishes he was black. The King's family
wants Donald Trump to stop using his music at his
campaign rallies, and our forever First Lady Michelle Obama says
gymnast Simone Biles and Jordan Childs bowed to Rebecca and
(00:22):
Rohn Day and it's a beautiful moment of sisterhood. We'll
talk about these stories at the top of the hour,
but right now it is time to ask the clo
Come on, cloak. This is from Brett and Austin. Brett writes,
I called my wife yesterday. While I was waiting for
my car to get serviced, a female walked up to
me and gave me a compliment. I told her she
(00:44):
looked nice too. My wife said I was flirting. I
was just being nice. Why is my wife making it
a big deal?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hey, dog, you should put your hand over the phone.
You show.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You got a mute, but on your phone, tap your
mute button and pass out them compliments. I can't help you, dog,
I can't help you. You should have tapped your mute button.
Lets him learn. You can't tell everything. You can't share everything.
That ain't what marriage is. And if you think it is,
keep running your damn mouth. I can't share everything because
(01:24):
they women.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Compliment. How did he say it on the phone with her?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You look nice too, I had noticed your dress. That's
it's real nice too, thank you very much, said it
like that like that. Now let me tell you what
he didn't say. What, oh wow, you look glass to
damn really? Oh thank you? You look nice? Also, what brother,
(01:56):
you know? Did that? We don't? No, he had he
had hot salce on it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Little pekante here's yeah, yeah, no bro?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
All right. So moving on to Trician, Indianapolis, Trish said,
I know who my husband's girlfriend is, and I like
her for him. I moved out so I could do
my thing and not have to hide from my husband.
Why are women so better at taking care of their
side business and men can't seem to cover their track?
Women are better cheaters than proven, hasn't it well?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Because you know, because you all have convinced us that
you don't lie.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We stupid and don't expect it. Y'all. On the other hand,
look for it. See you all look for it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We don't and so and and then you know, men
have a longer track record of cheating from other men.
So it's just always glaring, glaring examples of it. So
even when we ain't doing nothing, wanting some dudes somewhere
making us look bad.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So there's just a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So all right, all right, moving on to Jun and Colombia,
they have in no way so Jun name Juny b
o O n E y Jun out of Columbia. Juney says,
after intimacy, my wife wants to talk about her day
and sometimes even watch a movie. I feel like I'm
(03:34):
falling short in bed because she has so much energy?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Is it me or what?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's probably you? Though, you gonna watch the whole movie? Probably, yeah,
I got for a whole movie. You want to talk?
I gotta come in there, man and put some pressure
on you got cot in that, you know? Yeah, calling
yourself douny. You get a better name, you can a
sexy nickname or some thor Hammel something like that. Yeah,
(04:03):
you're all up in there doing it as Doney. Yeah, yeah,
dune issue though, Yeah you probably ain't. She want to
talk about her day and then you know, hours yeah, see, because.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
What you are, Doney, when you get through, all you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Are is refreshing you like a drink of water. You're
just a glass of water. You need to come up
in there and start working as tequila. You got to
come in there and bring some pressure. You got to
bring brown liquor pressure you in that coming. You're in
there as gator rade. You just refreshing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You. Don't you know.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
How baby gets some water and be drinking in the
baby go. Yeah, you ain't doing nothing but being refreshing.
You gotta change your attitude, Duney. You got to go
in there to bring some heat. You got to fry bacon.
You're not frying bacon.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're not making salads. You got fried bacon, Homie, Stop
making salads.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That was chrispy, the last one. Last one from Tierra
in the Valley. Tierra says, uh, I've been with the
same man for four years and he used to love
being adventurous in the bedroom. He said those days are
over for him, but he understands if I'm not ready
to slow down. Is this this way of telling me
that our relationship.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Is ending, Well, let me ask you a question. When
you say he was adventurous for four years? How much
can you discover after four years? From what are y'all doing?
I mean you you monket flipping? You didn't dove off
the doughnut? You didn't you done came through on the chandelier.
(05:55):
You got a swaying set in the bedroom. Four years,
you got you got, you know you got it. You
got a hot plate and a microwave next to the bed.
You in here trying damn there everything you got, hotting
your pencils in there, hot plate, you know you you're
over there heating up honey and all this hen you know,
(06:15):
you know, you know, hot tires. You'd have done everything.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's four years. He can't think of nothing else?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What about repeat?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Repeat, Yeah you're doing repeats. But she won't.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
She won't mope now you know now, yeah, no, nin
we got bringing cameraman, have a monkey in that. You
gotta have a little person in the corner holding up
Q cards. You know you got you got too much,
got too much going on now, you know? Now the
(06:51):
next thing, you know, you know, the neighbors cross the
streeters over, they swingers, they standing around waiting on they turn.
They they got baby all on them and they finish
tag in. You know it's too much. Yeah, your husband
doesn't adventure as far away as he won't. Now you
(07:12):
got a long list, You got too much stuff you
want to be having right here. Now it's a chicken
over there, over the cage, and.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Let your chicken out. The hell going on in here? Man?
You wow? You know?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And now that monkey over there just shaking the cake.
I got that monkey, monkey over the heat. He won't
have the cage. Now your husband's sitting there going, why
do we have to open the monkey cage?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Didn't let him watch?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Baby, Nah, I want him to participate, But that monkey
look like he gonna be too much.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You've been warned.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Be warned.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I'm telling you because that monkey. You see him shaking
that cage, did you see that? Don't don't let that
monkey out?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You want adventurous?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, that too much your venture? Baby.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
All we wanted to do was make a little love.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
All right, It's all we wanted, Thank you, Chief Love
Officer Steve Harvey. Coming up at the top.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Of what I adopted for me was the little person
in the corner with the Q cars.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
The entertainment news coming up next, you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show,
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