October 22, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news and trending news at Central Park, five
are suing former President Donald Trump. Former NFL Steelers Antonio
Brown and Leveon Bell will endorse Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Ello Cooljay has a message for Lil Wayne Regard.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, regarding the Super BOWLS halftime show, you heard it, and.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Carla had some music news for us.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
She'll tell us about the class of twenty four Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. We'll talk about all
of these stories at the top of the hour, but
right now it is time to ask the CLO our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one is from fad
and Leesburg that says, my wife was coughing and hacking
up yucus one night, so I sprayed lights al everywhere
(00:46):
and went to sleep on the couch. My wife said
I heard her feelings because I wasn't there for her.
I was right in the din on the couch. How
did that upset her? How did this upset her?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, she wasn't feeling with dog. Your fix was let
me spray li saw and leave you in here by yourself.
You see what I'm saying, Bro? That was your fix? Now, brother,
that had no consideration written on it anywhere. So bro,
(01:22):
why she mad? Brother? The fix should have been, Hey,
do you need some cough syrup? Can I go get
your prescription? Can I make you some soup? Hey, I'll
be right over here if you need anything. You got
to show some concern. That's the number one rule I've
learned about marriage. Show concern. I don't give a damn
(01:45):
what the topic is. You must show concern your ass,
KF do mucus? You sprayed the whole room with ly
saw and went in there and got on the couch.
So what's the wrong for that?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Wrong? Yeah, Steve, how does the spray can go? How
does it go?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You do that? Well?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You always want to hear from sounds?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love it. We want to hear I love it?
Can man, that's what he did, all right? Thank you
for that, Steve.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Moving on to Stephan Cheyenne, step writes, I'm fifty two
in single. I had a blind date with a guy
that dated my sister. Both of us were shocked. He
said he'd like to see where things go. But I
feel like I should talk to my sister first. She's
been married fifteen years. Do you think she even cares.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You better go talk to your sister. That's for damn show.
That's respect.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Respect.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Because you show up at the house with him and
you ain't said nothing to her, You gon't be the
reason they broke up fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh wow, Lis big sis all right. Moving on to
Josiah and Philly, Josiah writes, my girlfriend gave me an
implied nude painting of herself, and she said it's for
my bedroom. My daughter is seven and she's at that
inquisitive age. Do I explain the artwork to my child?
(03:23):
Or do I hurt my girl's feelings and tell her
I can't put it on.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
My wall with your neck ass on the wall? What
is wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well to put it up or not to put it up?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And it's a picture of.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Her, yeah, the girl? Phil uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So now you're gonna put a neked picture of a
woman that comes over to the house on your wall
and your seven year old g notice the same woman? Right, Mama?
That's a lot though, that that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So what should he tell her? You can't put it
up there?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But no, Yeah, I will put it up there when
we move in together.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I like that answer.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You're right, Can we at least say, uh, send us
the pictures.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So we know we can't see, we cannot we can't.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
See, so we'll know what they're working with.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, what there, what what they're working with?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
At least let us see what the seven year old
can and can't see. You actually, pretty.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Good song, jail.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Last one, Steve, last one.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is from Dakota and Fort Lauderdale, Dakota says, I
have a nine year old son and my family. He
started joking about him looking like my ex boyfriend. My
husband doesn't like the jokes, but I can't control my family.
He is definitely my husband's son. So why is my
husband bothered by the jokes?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Why is your husband bothered by the jokes? Right? What's
wrong with your ignorant ass family? You think that's funny
to this man, it's not looked like your ex boyfriend.
What are you saying that in front of her husband?
I'll tell you right now. I was a husband. I
go through your family. I check everybody one out of time,
(05:37):
and it's funny to them because they think it bothers him. Yeah,
and it does bother him. And you need to check
your family you need to go. Hey, you're not finna
do this to my husband. You're gonna respect him, but
I'm gonna have you. But you're gonna respect me because
these jokes ain't gonna keep playing. I ain't gonna be
sitting over here. I'm gonna pull your little uncle to
(05:57):
the side with the little old frail or drunk ass.
Hey man, one more time, will snatch you? Okay, I'll
snatch your ass up. Keep on talking, Oh, snatch your
ass up and your little brother to everybody real show
about hey man, one more time? Okaya, snatch your little
punk ass up too, Okay, all right, just one at
(06:19):
a time.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Just start doing them. Just don on harry On, Harry,
harry On, Harry.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I had nothing, Okay, I had nothing of your fat
ass too. Okay, one more time.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No man wants to hear that though.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No man. Now he's on around the room. I'm gonna
check everybody. You gonna keep doing me though, Hey elliot,
let me let you do. I'm gonna snap taste out
your hands.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What about the cousin.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Poop poop poop?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let me talk to you while your boys sounds like
this because I'm in their ear.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I gotta talk. Hey, you got one more time about
my son. Okay, now, look, not just because Roman ain't
your real daddy. That that ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That Romany ain't your real daddy.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That don't apply to everybody. Okay, watch your mouth poop.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But even his girlfriend got into it, got in and
see me.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
So that's how I handle it. Just he's on around
the room. Hey, ms Margaree, MS marm Yeah, her mama, Yeah,
get her mama to MS. Margarete, MS Margin. One more
damn time.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay you think that will shut him up?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I think it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Will lean dog where you go? Yeah, one more time, Tom,
all right, one more time.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Thank you, miss Margaret. Don't make me feel you well ago,
Thank you Celo. Coming up at the top of the hour.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news and trending news at Central Park, five
are suing former President Donald Trump. Former NFL Steelers Antonio
Brown and Leveon Bell will endorse Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Ello Cooljay has a message for Lil Wayne Regard.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, regarding the Super BOWLS halftime show, you heard it, and.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Carla had some music news for us.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
She'll tell us about the class of twenty four Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. We'll talk about all
of these stories at the top of the hour, but
right now it is time to ask the CLO our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one is from fad
and Leesburg that says, my wife was coughing and hacking
up yucus one night, so I sprayed lights al everywhere
(00:46):
and went to sleep on the couch. My wife said
I heard her feelings because I wasn't there for her.
I was right in the din on the couch. How
did that upset her? How did this upset her?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, she wasn't feeling with dog. Your fix was let
me spray li saw and leave you in here by yourself.
You see what I'm saying, Bro? That was your fix? Now, brother,
that had no consideration written on it anywhere. So bro,
(01:22):
why she mad? Brother? The fix should have been, Hey,
do you need some cough syrup? Can I go get
your prescription? Can I make you some soup? Hey, I'll
be right over here if you need anything. You got
to show some concern. That's the number one rule I've
learned about marriage. Show concern. I don't give a damn
(01:45):
what the topic is. You must show concern your ass,
KF do mucus? You sprayed the whole room with ly
saw and went in there and got on the couch.
So what's the wrong for that?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Wrong? Yeah, Steve, how does the spray can go? How
does it go?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You do that? Well?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You always want to hear from sounds?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love it. We want to hear I love it?
Can man, that's what he did, all right? Thank you
for that, Steve.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Moving on to Stephan Cheyenne, step writes, I'm fifty two
in single. I had a blind date with a guy
that dated my sister. Both of us were shocked. He
said he'd like to see where things go. But I
feel like I should talk to my sister first. She's
been married fifteen years. Do you think she even cares.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You better go talk to your sister. That's for damn show.
That's respect.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Respect.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Because you show up at the house with him and
you ain't said nothing to her, You gon't be the
reason they broke up fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh wow, Lis big sis all right. Moving on to
Josiah and Philly, Josiah writes, my girlfriend gave me an
implied nude painting of herself, and she said it's for
my bedroom. My daughter is seven and she's at that
inquisitive age. Do I explain the artwork to my child?
(03:23):
Or do I hurt my girl's feelings and tell her
I can't put it on.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
My wall with your neck ass on the wall? What
is wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well to put it up or not to put it up?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And it's a picture of.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Her, yeah, the girl? Phil uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So now you're gonna put a neked picture of a
woman that comes over to the house on your wall
and your seven year old g notice the same woman? Right, Mama?
That's a lot though, that that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So what should he tell her? You can't put it
up there?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But no, Yeah, I will put it up there when
we move in together.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I like that answer.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You're right, Can we at least say, uh, send us
the pictures.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So we know we can't see, we cannot we can't.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
See, so we'll know what they're working with.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, what there, what what they're working with?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
At least let us see what the seven year old
can and can't see. You actually, pretty.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Good song, jail.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Last one, Steve, last one.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is from Dakota and Fort Lauderdale, Dakota says, I
have a nine year old son and my family. He
started joking about him looking like my ex boyfriend. My
husband doesn't like the jokes, but I can't control my family.
He is definitely my husband's son. So why is my
husband bothered by the jokes?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Why is your husband bothered by the jokes? Right? What's
wrong with your ignorant ass family? You think that's funny
to this man, it's not looked like your ex boyfriend.
What are you saying that in front of her husband?
I'll tell you right now. I was a husband. I
go through your family. I check everybody one out of time,
(05:37):
and it's funny to them because they think it bothers him. Yeah,
and it does bother him. And you need to check
your family you need to go. Hey, you're not finna
do this to my husband. You're gonna respect him, but
I'm gonna have you. But you're gonna respect me because
these jokes ain't gonna keep playing. I ain't gonna be
sitting over here. I'm gonna pull your little uncle to
(05:57):
the side with the little old frail or drunk ass.
Hey man, one more time, will snatch you? Okay, I'll
snatch your ass up. Keep on talking, Oh, snatch your
ass up and your little brother to everybody real show
about hey man, one more time? Okaya, snatch your little
punk ass up too, Okay, all right, just one at
(06:19):
a time.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Just start doing them. Just don on harry On, Harry,
harry On, Harry.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I had nothing, Okay, I had nothing of your fat
ass too. Okay, one more time.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No man wants to hear that though.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No man. Now he's on around the room. I'm gonna
check everybody. You gonna keep doing me though, Hey elliot,
let me let you do. I'm gonna snap taste out
your hands.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What about the cousin.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Poop poop poop?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let me talk to you while your boys sounds like
this because I'm in their ear.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I gotta talk. Hey, you got one more time about
my son. Okay, now, look, not just because Roman ain't
your real daddy. That that ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That Romany ain't your real daddy.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That don't apply to everybody. Okay, watch your mouth poop.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But even his girlfriend got into it, got in and
see me.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
So that's how I handle it. Just he's on around
the room. Hey, ms Margaree, MS marm Yeah, her mama, Yeah,
get her mama to MS. Margarete, MS Margin. One more
damn time.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay you think that will shut him up?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I think it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Will lean dog where you go? Yeah, one more time, Tom,
all right, one more time.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Thank you, miss Margaret. Don't make me feel you well ago,
Thank you Celo. Coming up at the top of the hour.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
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