November 6, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
have more election talk for you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Of course, we're going to.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Be talking about the election, even though Steve's a little
depressed about it, well, a lot of depressed about it.
But we will have commentary on that. But right now
it is time for us to ask the CLO with
our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now, Steve, this is from Sylvia in Harlem.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Sylvia says, my elderly aunt and her Hispanic husband had
dinner at my house on Sunday. She started talking about
Trump and started out with quote, He's very misunderstood. It
got heated, and she said, I need to respect my elders.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Do I owe her an apology or not? Question?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, huh No, you don't know her nothing. She in
your house. You don't bring that mess in my house.
You know who I am sitting up here at the table,
sleeve your feet up under the table, you fit in
the eating and you're in here talking about Trump. Misunderstood? Well,
ain't nobody misunderstood Trump? There's nothing to misunderstand you. Hear
what he say? That's what he said. Now, Auntie, you
(01:09):
and your little are you and your little friend, whoever
he is, wherever he's from. Both of y'all can get
on up out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She said she was being disrespectful.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, whatever you know, you can't, lady, You can't go
on nobody house and say what you want to say
in somebody else's house. What you hear? What I don't do?
You cannot disrespect me in my.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
House right right? But you know how our old black
aunties can be.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't be caring about that. They don't care about.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm taking you as you to catch one if you
come to my house with all right.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Moving on to King and Chesterfield, King says, I overheard
my wife tell her best friend that I never was
a big man, but I know what I'm doing in
the bedroom. I got offended because who was she comparing
me to? She told me I was her first and
only lover. Can I ask her to explain that to me?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, dog, you need to leave that loone.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you know what you're feeling?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Take the compliment, Take the compliment.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And the compliment.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know what you're doing in that bedroom and go
ho to wear that crown you got, You got the
title that you need.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
About no who big and all this hell and what
she comparing you to act like you ain't here.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That he can't get that out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Moving on to Ari in Springfield, Ari says, my father
in law walked in on my husband and I having
sex in his gen. We wanted to relive our high
school days and when we used to sneak and have
sex at his house, we thought he'd be sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He wasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He wasn't and he's upset with the us. How do
we fix this? How just tell all this what dad?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Listen, man, we was just trying to You don't know this,
but we used to do this all the time. Yeah,
you know, and Dad, what we was doing was just
trying to do like a little small reenactment. You know,
it ain't work out. We thought you sleep, man, when
you get you normally get ver go down and get
(03:27):
drinking ice water at this time because I never knew
that because you ain't never come down here before. I
must have changed your habits since you've been older, you know.
But we're sorry though. We ain't mean to, you know,
but we were just in here. You know, you know,
there ain't no fixing this one.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We was just in here, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You know, we were just in here. You know, we're
sitting up in here, laughing, and then one thing next
led to the next, and you know, I mean, you
don't be I was so comfortable here, Dad, I forgot.
I forgot we was in your house.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Right, So that's how they think they'll fix it with that. Okay, No,
that ain't gonna fix it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Though. Yeah, well no, you're not fitting to fix this.
Y'all doing down there and at that floor? What did
you at, junior?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hell no, go disrespect my house like this. Here, y'augia,
come on here, right here, in the middle of floor.
I'll come down here. Oh listen to the middle of
the floor. Leg All right now, man.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Last one, Steve. This is from Dana in Gulfport. Dana says,
I had a first date with a guy I met
at the gym. He took a call during dinner and
then looked at social media and showed me means the
whole time. I told him it was a terrible date,
and now he wants to do over. Does he deserve
a second date?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, I think you met who he is. Yeah, I
think he presented who he was, and now he's going
to try to give you another version. But who he
is is who you met, you know. But a dude
like that, if that's that's his world, social media memes
and all this. Here took a phone call, sitting on
(05:19):
his phone all night. Stupid ass dude, that's what's generation. Know.
I talked to a girl. Oh he showing means and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Don't you talk at dinner?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What you won't?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, she told him it was a terrible date. She
did tell him that. I'm glad she did.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He want to he want to do over? What he
gonna do over?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
He won't bring his phone this time. Oh he's gonna
in the car for.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hell with them, Steve. They probably ain't vote any damn
way to him.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That response, he hell, did you vote?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Now? But you showed your voter registration.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Why you're showing me these means?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So no second date for him? You're saying, no second date?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I mean he showed you who he is.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So yeah, and believe him, believe him. Yeah, don't give
him a second chance. Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So back to Ari and Springfield, who was caught in
the den with her husband.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, that's yes, you ain't no getting around now, all
y'all get down there and there the floor like that
down you know, I'm deeping up at the church. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There's nothing she can say. They can say, he can say.
The sun can say.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Did he watched for a minute you're sitting up in hell?
Then nothing? And then you put your leg down there
on the coffee table that far, and then you put
your other heel up there on on. Don't I recline
so much? You will? You will? You know I was
(07:09):
just sitting in here, going what work? What did y'all do?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Say? That? Talking about one? Two three? What was that about?
And and and and and the meaning? It looked like
he wasn't doing all that? Nohow Jack?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Can we have a little privacy please?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well private you can privacy at your house. You can
spied on when you're in the floor. That won't me
to do. I saw what I saw when I came
in the room. When I came in the room, I
came downstairs getting a little loop in the watermelon and
going back upstairs, and no, I got wave older watermelon.
(07:53):
I had a whole fruit cocktail sitting up in the float.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, would you mind stepping out so we can get dressed,
so we can put our close back on it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Well, I've seen every day not to put skols off,
put scoll on, you step it out of penny, step
in a pen.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Coming up, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
more election talk.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
have more election talk for you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Of course, we're going to.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Be talking about the election, even though Steve's a little
depressed about it, well, a lot of depressed about it.
But we will have commentary on that. But right now
it is time for us to ask the CLO with
our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now, Steve, this is from Sylvia in Harlem.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Sylvia says, my elderly aunt and her Hispanic husband had
dinner at my house on Sunday. She started talking about
Trump and started out with quote, He's very misunderstood. It
got heated, and she said, I need to respect my elders.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Do I owe her an apology or not? Question?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, huh No, you don't know her nothing. She in
your house. You don't bring that mess in my house.
You know who I am sitting up here at the table,
sleeve your feet up under the table, you fit in
the eating and you're in here talking about Trump. Misunderstood? Well,
ain't nobody misunderstood Trump? There's nothing to misunderstand you. Hear
what he say? That's what he said. Now, Auntie, you
(01:09):
and your little are you and your little friend, whoever
he is, wherever he's from. Both of y'all can get
on up out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She said she was being disrespectful.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, whatever you know, you can't, lady, You can't go
on nobody house and say what you want to say
in somebody else's house. What you hear? What I don't do?
You cannot disrespect me in my.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
House right right? But you know how our old black
aunties can be.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't be caring about that. They don't care about.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm taking you as you to catch one if you
come to my house with all right.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Moving on to King and Chesterfield, King says, I overheard
my wife tell her best friend that I never was
a big man, but I know what I'm doing in
the bedroom. I got offended because who was she comparing
me to? She told me I was her first and
only lover. Can I ask her to explain that to me?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, dog, you need to leave that loone.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you know what you're feeling?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Take the compliment, Take the compliment.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And the compliment.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know what you're doing in that bedroom and go
ho to wear that crown you got, You got the
title that you need.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
About no who big and all this hell and what
she comparing you to act like you ain't here.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That he can't get that out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Moving on to Ari in Springfield, Ari says, my father
in law walked in on my husband and I having
sex in his gen. We wanted to relive our high
school days and when we used to sneak and have
sex at his house, we thought he'd be sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He wasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He wasn't and he's upset with the us. How do
we fix this? How just tell all this what dad?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Listen, man, we was just trying to You don't know this,
but we used to do this all the time. Yeah,
you know, and Dad, what we was doing was just
trying to do like a little small reenactment. You know,
it ain't work out. We thought you sleep, man, when
you get you normally get ver go down and get
(03:27):
drinking ice water at this time because I never knew
that because you ain't never come down here before. I
must have changed your habits since you've been older, you know.
But we're sorry though. We ain't mean to, you know,
but we were just in here. You know, you know,
there ain't no fixing this one.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We was just in here, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You know, we were just in here. You know, we're
sitting up in here, laughing, and then one thing next
led to the next, and you know, I mean, you
don't be I was so comfortable here, Dad, I forgot.
I forgot we was in your house.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Right, So that's how they think they'll fix it with that. Okay, No,
that ain't gonna fix it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Though. Yeah, well no, you're not fitting to fix this.
Y'all doing down there and at that floor? What did
you at, junior?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hell no, go disrespect my house like this. Here, y'augia,
come on here, right here, in the middle of floor.
I'll come down here. Oh listen to the middle of
the floor. Leg All right now, man.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Last one, Steve. This is from Dana in Gulfport. Dana says,
I had a first date with a guy I met
at the gym. He took a call during dinner and
then looked at social media and showed me means the
whole time. I told him it was a terrible date,
and now he wants to do over. Does he deserve
a second date?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, I think you met who he is. Yeah, I
think he presented who he was, and now he's going
to try to give you another version. But who he
is is who you met, you know. But a dude
like that, if that's that's his world, social media memes
and all this. Here took a phone call, sitting on
(05:19):
his phone all night. Stupid ass dude, that's what's generation. Know.
I talked to a girl. Oh he showing means and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Don't you talk at dinner?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What you won't?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, she told him it was a terrible date. She
did tell him that. I'm glad she did.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He want to he want to do over? What he
gonna do over?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
He won't bring his phone this time. Oh he's gonna
in the car for.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hell with them, Steve. They probably ain't vote any damn
way to him.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That response, he hell, did you vote?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Now? But you showed your voter registration.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Why you're showing me these means?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So no second date for him? You're saying, no second date?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I mean he showed you who he is.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So yeah, and believe him, believe him. Yeah, don't give
him a second chance. Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So back to Ari and Springfield, who was caught in
the den with her husband.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, that's yes, you ain't no getting around now, all
y'all get down there and there the floor like that
down you know, I'm deeping up at the church. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There's nothing she can say. They can say, he can say.
The sun can say.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Did he watched for a minute you're sitting up in hell?
Then nothing? And then you put your leg down there
on the coffee table that far, and then you put
your other heel up there on on. Don't I recline
so much? You will? You will? You know I was
(07:09):
just sitting in here, going what work? What did y'all do?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Say? That? Talking about one? Two three? What was that about?
And and and and and the meaning? It looked like
he wasn't doing all that? Nohow Jack?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Can we have a little privacy please?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well private you can privacy at your house. You can
spied on when you're in the floor. That won't me
to do. I saw what I saw when I came
in the room. When I came in the room, I
came downstairs getting a little loop in the watermelon and
going back upstairs, and no, I got wave older watermelon.
(07:53):
I had a whole fruit cocktail sitting up in the float.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, would you mind stepping out so we can get dressed,
so we can put our close back on it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Well, I've seen every day not to put skols off,
put scoll on, you step it out of penny, step
in a pen.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Coming up, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
more election talk.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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