November 15, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But right now it is time to ask the clo.
All right, clo. This is from Zach and Harlem. Zach writes,
I went to the casino with my friends. It was
late and the driver was tipsy and we were all tired,
so we stayed at the casino. My wife drove three
hours to try and catch me doing something. We've been
(00:22):
married for thirteen years. Will this woman ever trust me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hmm? You know, never, ever, ever, ever, elb bro. The
driver was tipsy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, that's where I got kind of stuck at that story,
right there, ron Off, Why he driving?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, bruh. And where y'all going? Who got in the
car with him? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The driver tipsy, brou That don't make no sense. You
got some other problems. You have a judge me, you
have laps in judge me. That's probably why your wife
came down. Then let's go see what it's stupid ass
and decided to do. Not Because if you decide to
get into car with a drunk driver and all y'all
tied and tipsy, and you get in a car anyway,
yeah you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, that's why they stayed at you know. Yeah? All right.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
This is from moving on to Sheila and Chicago, Chila writes,
I messed up and cursed loudly and call my boyfriend
a foul name during sex. He never heard me curse
like that, so I was worried that it was a
turn off. Today he said he loved it and wants
me to keep doing it. It's not my style. So
what do I do?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
People kill me when they do stuff and then talking
about that ain't really my style.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It was the other night, Oh you.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Funky blanket it blank, that blank blank blake. He was
a strong, old, big, old funky blank that blank blank
blank you blanking it blank and it blank blank blank baby,
I liked that last night.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't know that ain't even me. I don't know.
A boy came over me. What did I say? I
can't believe I said that girl by So what does
she do? Stop lying? It is you? Stop lying? See
(02:14):
this is what now? What do you mean it ain't you?
I cussed and called him a really foul name.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And you know why you did that because he had
done some things that evening that brought out the side
of you that you may not even have known. Was
that it was there the whole time, bring them out,
bring them out. You know, it's just it just came
out and that's it. So congratulations.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The new you was.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, it's the new you all right in Chicago. This
one's from Baxter and Sunrise clo. He says, I had friends.
I had a friends with benefits relationship with a woman.
Only because she didn't want a relationship. She told me
she's someone so we have to stop having sex.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Why didn't she give me a shot at being her?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Was she just using me for sex? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Dog, you and see you called her of friends with benefits,
she'd have met somebody else, and she said, now we
have to stop having sex.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why did she give you a chance? Cause you ain't
the one? Dog?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You can accept that. We've all had to accept that before.
You are not the one. Everybody has accepted that. It's
all good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Dog.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
What you Why didn't she give me a chance? Br
you said she was just a friend with benefits. You
didn't act like you was interested. So was she using
you just for sex? Wasn't it what she was doing
with her?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
My friends? Peel is there pointed dude.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes, they keep trying to tell me that all you
want to do is use me, and that's that's what
didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's all good, bro, it's all good. Don't even let
that bother you, man.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Won't you just make you what the Bible says, when
a man find that the wife he finds a good day.
Why don't you start looking for yours? If that's what
you want, you want a committed relationship. Quit doing all
this stuff for no reason at all. Well, you can
do that. You can go find a wife, man. It's
a lot of good women out there. It's a lot
of good women out there.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yes, yeah, okay, all right, there you go back stir
in sunrise. Moving on, last one, Steve, this is the
last one. This is Amelia in Vegas. Amelia writes, my
sister put her husband out and he came to stay
with me for a few days. We've known each other
since age four, and he's old.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh well, Sirley, Shirley, Shirley, I'm sorry, start over, start okay.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's from Amelia in Vegas. She said, my sister put
her husband out and he came to stay with me
for a few days. We've known each other to aged four,
and he's overweight, so she knows I don't want him.
I was helping him out. Why is she mad and
trying to turn the family against me?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You don't listen to me. Your sister put her husband out.
You don't take him in? Smiter with you? Yeah, yeah,
you if you?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Your sister put his fat ass.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Out, that overweight.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh weight, you know what that means?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I mean got a few pounds he needs to shed,
or he can shed few.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Your sister put his fat ass out.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You his fat ass in?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Now you mad because your sister trying to turn the
family against you. It ain't a hard turn because the
whole family going, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Now? You trying to explain?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
She no, I don't want him because he overweight? Why
is he over there?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Though?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Why did this man feel comfortable enough to turn to you?
But why did your sister put him out? Obviously he
did something to your sister. Now you're gonna boy, girl,
that's aiding in the bedding.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
She tried to justify a too clo by saying they've
known each other since they were four years old, So.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't give a damn. You've known your sister your
whole life life from the moment one of.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Y'all was born, y'all been together, and it don't don't nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You can't do that. You did wrong for that. I
go stay over your sister house. What man, Please?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I wish somebody would tell me. Yeah, you did that
to me. Man, I'm gonna go over there and get
with your brother. You're gonna go get my brother.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay. When you get over there, you finish.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Findn't find out, you finish fo around and find out.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, that's not a good look.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Amelia in Vegas, soe, she.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Just out of line, sister. You cannot do that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You got to side with your sister because he did
something to get put out. Women don't just put me
in out. You got to do something to get put out. No,
what if fight ass did over But he did something,
took his chubby ass down there and said something to
somebody skinny, and it got back to us.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She probably said, oh, no, your fight ass didn't. We'll
have some
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Entertainment news for you're right after this overweight, you're listening
to the morning show.
But right now it is time to ask the clo.
All right, clo. This is from Zach and Harlem. Zach writes,
I went to the casino with my friends. It was
late and the driver was tipsy and we were all tired,
so we stayed at the casino. My wife drove three
hours to try and catch me doing something. We've been
(00:22):
married for thirteen years. Will this woman ever trust me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hmm? You know, never, ever, ever, ever, elb bro. The
driver was tipsy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, that's where I got kind of stuck at that story,
right there, ron Off, Why he driving?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, bruh. And where y'all going? Who got in the
car with him? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The driver tipsy, brou That don't make no sense. You
got some other problems. You have a judge me, you
have laps in judge me. That's probably why your wife
came down. Then let's go see what it's stupid ass
and decided to do. Not Because if you decide to
get into car with a drunk driver and all y'all
tied and tipsy, and you get in a car anyway,
yeah you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, that's why they stayed at you know. Yeah? All right.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
This is from moving on to Sheila and Chicago, Chila writes,
I messed up and cursed loudly and call my boyfriend
a foul name during sex. He never heard me curse
like that, so I was worried that it was a
turn off. Today he said he loved it and wants
me to keep doing it. It's not my style. So
what do I do?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
People kill me when they do stuff and then talking
about that ain't really my style.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It was the other night, Oh you.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Funky blanket it blank, that blank blank blake. He was
a strong, old, big, old funky blank that blank blank
blank you blanking it blank and it blank blank blank baby,
I liked that last night.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't know that ain't even me. I don't know.
A boy came over me. What did I say? I
can't believe I said that girl by So what does
she do? Stop lying? It is you? Stop lying? See
(02:14):
this is what now? What do you mean it ain't you?
I cussed and called him a really foul name.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And you know why you did that because he had
done some things that evening that brought out the side
of you that you may not even have known. Was
that it was there the whole time, bring them out,
bring them out. You know, it's just it just came
out and that's it. So congratulations.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The new you was.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, it's the new you all right in Chicago. This
one's from Baxter and Sunrise clo. He says, I had friends.
I had a friends with benefits relationship with a woman.
Only because she didn't want a relationship. She told me
she's someone so we have to stop having sex.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Why didn't she give me a shot at being her?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Was she just using me for sex? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Dog, you and see you called her of friends with benefits,
she'd have met somebody else, and she said, now we
have to stop having sex.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why did she give you a chance? Cause you ain't
the one? Dog?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You can accept that. We've all had to accept that before.
You are not the one. Everybody has accepted that. It's
all good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Dog.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
What you Why didn't she give me a chance? Br
you said she was just a friend with benefits. You
didn't act like you was interested. So was she using
you just for sex? Wasn't it what she was doing
with her?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
My friends? Peel is there pointed dude.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes, they keep trying to tell me that all you
want to do is use me, and that's that's what
didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's all good, bro, it's all good. Don't even let
that bother you, man.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Won't you just make you what the Bible says, when
a man find that the wife he finds a good day.
Why don't you start looking for yours? If that's what
you want, you want a committed relationship. Quit doing all
this stuff for no reason at all. Well, you can
do that. You can go find a wife, man. It's
a lot of good women out there. It's a lot
of good women out there.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yes, yeah, okay, all right, there you go back stir
in sunrise. Moving on, last one, Steve, this is the
last one. This is Amelia in Vegas. Amelia writes, my
sister put her husband out and he came to stay
with me for a few days. We've known each other
since age four, and he's old.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh well, Sirley, Shirley, Shirley, I'm sorry, start over, start okay.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's from Amelia in Vegas. She said, my sister put
her husband out and he came to stay with me
for a few days. We've known each other to aged four,
and he's overweight, so she knows I don't want him.
I was helping him out. Why is she mad and
trying to turn the family against me?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You don't listen to me. Your sister put her husband out.
You don't take him in? Smiter with you? Yeah, yeah,
you if you?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Your sister put his fat ass.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Out, that overweight.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh weight, you know what that means?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I mean got a few pounds he needs to shed,
or he can shed few.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Your sister put his fat ass out.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You his fat ass in?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Now you mad because your sister trying to turn the
family against you. It ain't a hard turn because the
whole family going, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Now? You trying to explain?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
She no, I don't want him because he overweight? Why
is he over there?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Though?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Why did this man feel comfortable enough to turn to you?
But why did your sister put him out? Obviously he
did something to your sister. Now you're gonna boy, girl,
that's aiding in the bedding.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
She tried to justify a too clo by saying they've
known each other since they were four years old, So.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't give a damn. You've known your sister your
whole life life from the moment one of.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Y'all was born, y'all been together, and it don't don't nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You can't do that. You did wrong for that. I
go stay over your sister house. What man, Please?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I wish somebody would tell me. Yeah, you did that
to me. Man, I'm gonna go over there and get
with your brother. You're gonna go get my brother.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay. When you get over there, you finish.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Findn't find out, you finish fo around and find out.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, that's not a good look.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Amelia in Vegas, soe, she.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Just out of line, sister. You cannot do that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You got to side with your sister because he did
something to get put out. Women don't just put me
in out. You got to do something to get put out. No,
what if fight ass did over But he did something,
took his chubby ass down there and said something to
somebody skinny, and it got back to us.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She probably said, oh, no, your fight ass didn't. We'll
have some
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Entertainment news for you're right after this overweight, you're listening
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