May 15, 2025 • 7 mins
Our Ready To Love Officer, Tommy and Junior step in for the CLO today with advice for...
- LaQuan in Mobile – I had too much alcohol on my wedding night and I ended up urinating on myself on the way to our hotel. It’s a really bad way to start a marriage, especially since my husband told everybody what I did. Why did he have to embarrass me?
- Alyese in Nashville – There’s a guy on my job that always offers to bring me lunch or get me a snack throughout the day. He’s got a wife so I told him politely, to stop sniffing around me. He said he doesn’t see why we can’t be friends. Should I be nicer to him?
- Frederick in White Plains – I can call my wife 20 times in a row and she won’t answer, but as soon as one of her girls call, she’s got her phone handy. I feel like I’m bothering her and it’s not a good feeling. Should I start ignoring her calls like she does mine?
- Sharon in Vegas – I had a massage therapist come to the house for my husband for his birthday last year. For my birthday, he said that he booked the same massage therapist for me. He said he’s been in contact with her and he’s referred her a few of his friends. Why would he stay in touch with this woman without me knowing?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the riddlo and junior. You
guys ready, let's go LaQuan and mobile.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I had too much alcohol on my wedding night and
I ended up urinating on myself on the way to
our hotel. It's a really bad way to start a marriage,
especially since my husband told.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Everybody what I did.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Uh? Why did they have.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
To embarrass me? Yeah? I thought it was a piz
lakwan was okay?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, Well you know, Machandrea, Laquandria.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Why are you telling on your wife? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
You're starting off with y'all. Eve got a bond together.
Y'all gotta help them, you know, y'all got to have
privacy and secrecy. That's what this all about. Is gonna
be some one mad days. Yes, you become one, so
you know when she slip up, you gotta pick up.
And when you slip she picked you up. And now
you all over in the total whole family everything you know, kwant,
don't and the far way to tell you know that?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What what is that? Yeah? Not cool? It's not cool, hubby,
A couple of your wife.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Take care of your wife.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Bruh.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You gotta ride it out good in the bag.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's how the Kwan husband looked at it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
That ain't how he saw it, because he was with it,
and he said, listen you because you can't. I don't
care who it is somebody pee. You gonna tell what
somebody pay on themself. You have a an adult too,
So he just had to come out with the story.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know, listen y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
First day I got married to it, and it's it's
gonna they're gonna have for the rest of their life.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
This is the story they gonna always have.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
So I'm sitting in the back seat, you know, we
leave in the wedd and all of a sudden, some
wet he made right turn somewhere came.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
To my side. I said, I know you didn't. I
noticed that.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What I think it is you got to go tell
that story.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Your wife care who it is.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So my dad is sitting there one day and he's
sung up there and I said, I know, father, you're
gonna tell.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What somebody pete that your It don't matter who it is.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I bet she wouldn't have told on him if he
did it. I bet you she would. We don't know
the corn like that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We only know a few things about her all right,
moving on to a lease in Nashville at least rites.
There is a guy in my job that's always offering
to bring me lunch or get me a snack throughout
the day.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He's got a wife.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So I told him politely to stop sniffing around me.
He said, he doesn't see why we can't be friends.
Should I be nicer to him?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How old is you that you still using sniffing round me?
How are you that termina? But I will say it
is if you if you take that snacking, if you
take one snacks on and popper, there's no going back.
There's no going back, get snack, There's no going back.
We're gonna be he working on a work wife. Okay,
(03:00):
that's what Okay, These these are the steps to getting
yourself a work white.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So one snack one snack, look at it this way,
one snack in your on your back. I'm just telling
you and your Wow, I catch in that in the
copy room. I catch in that copy room you had
a couple of snacks. Geat were taking it to the
(03:28):
next level. One snack in your right now.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Time she's talking about snacks right now? Wait till it
turned the sandwiches. This is gonna be when this, when
these snacks turned into sandwiches. You this, you would work
white then for real?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You working on work White? Why we can't be friends?
Saying what's on? And popping? It's on and popping? Okay? Anyways?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
From a dollar fifty to five dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh yeah, we dine brought you some pop ballies.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What delicious? The skinny turkey?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You better ahead yesterday somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And Junior will throw a honey bun in there.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I get your honeybun.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You my honey.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And his mom, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Moving on to him to Frederick and White plains, Frederick writes,
I can call my wife twenty times.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
In a row and she won't answer.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But as soon as I get as soon as one
of her girls calls, she's got her phone handy. I
feel like I'm bothering her and it's not a good feeling.
Should I start ignoring her calls like she does mine?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He don't like you? Just plain yeah, it's it's clear. Now,
it's plain and clear, and you're not accepting it. You
in denial, you know, but your wife don't really care
for you no more. You're there, You're just doren. But
she don't like you.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Why is he calling her twenty times? Why you call it?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Because you ain't getting the car? He got to get
picked up on the first one. That's what it's really about, stripping,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You just you're digging a deeper hole.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You just keep calling and keep coming.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Now you want Yeah you weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You gotta do you know what? You can fight five
with five? You want to? You going there? I ain't
gonna take her call. Watch how side and they get
around there. He's gonna be gonna be so quiet.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But what is she saying when the phone ring rings?
Like about that?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What do you wan't too much? Too much in your heads?
Too much?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, she don't like you. You thinking you're thinking about
your phone call. Wait till you sitting right next to
her and call her name and she don't ask. She
can do that. I've had that some days. Yeah you
know what I'm saying. By by by but her rent called,
hey girl, I know she did didn't pick up I know,
(06:07):
I know, I know you heard me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Our nerves sometimes our nerves just get bad.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, Yeah, my wife talked to the dog way more
that she talked to me. They gotta they got a
real modified relationship. They really don't. They got a serious relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And the dog doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Back A no, he'd be yapping, Shirley, and I'll be
doing She'd be like having a full conversation with I'm
not finna do this with you today, child, And we
didn't disgust it. We have disgusted and I'm not goin
to do it today with you. And I'm like, I'm
just sitting there looking at them. I'm gonna take you
outside and if you don't go, I'm telling you now,
(06:48):
we're not finna go back up. We're not gonna keep
running in and out of here. We're not gonna keep doing.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
With these dog Tom tell you what happened to me.
I feed with the dog thing, just seeing that these dogs.
I had to learn this hard way. She come in on,
she comes the house on the phone, right, he come upstairs.
I'm sitting in the loft looking at TV. And I said,
ain't you ain't you supposed to be you know, ain't
you forgetting something? She said, oh yeah, went over there
(07:17):
and picked the dog up and continued the conversation, like
you're forgetting to kiss me, is what I'm saying. She said, yeah, girl,
I am forgetting something.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Come on, Stella, what.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Dog Jack? You know everything this dog won't and everything
this dog is saying. I got in the bed and
threw my leg up and started walking. She said, what
is wrong with you? Why you don't know what I want?
What I want?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Very cute, absolutely wow.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well this works out you guys, you're listening Steve Hardy
Morning Show
It is time to ask the riddlo and junior. You
guys ready, let's go LaQuan and mobile.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I had too much alcohol on my wedding night and
I ended up urinating on myself on the way to
our hotel. It's a really bad way to start a marriage,
especially since my husband told.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Everybody what I did.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Uh? Why did they have.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
To embarrass me? Yeah? I thought it was a piz
lakwan was okay?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, Well you know, Machandrea, Laquandria.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Why are you telling on your wife? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
You're starting off with y'all. Eve got a bond together.
Y'all gotta help them, you know, y'all got to have
privacy and secrecy. That's what this all about. Is gonna
be some one mad days. Yes, you become one, so
you know when she slip up, you gotta pick up.
And when you slip she picked you up. And now
you all over in the total whole family everything you know, kwant,
don't and the far way to tell you know that?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What what is that? Yeah? Not cool? It's not cool, hubby,
A couple of your wife.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Take care of your wife.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Bruh.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You gotta ride it out good in the bag.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's how the Kwan husband looked at it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
That ain't how he saw it, because he was with it,
and he said, listen you because you can't. I don't
care who it is somebody pee. You gonna tell what
somebody pay on themself. You have a an adult too,
So he just had to come out with the story.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know, listen y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
First day I got married to it, and it's it's
gonna they're gonna have for the rest of their life.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
This is the story they gonna always have.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
So I'm sitting in the back seat, you know, we
leave in the wedd and all of a sudden, some
wet he made right turn somewhere came.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
To my side. I said, I know you didn't. I
noticed that.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What I think it is you got to go tell
that story.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Your wife care who it is.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So my dad is sitting there one day and he's
sung up there and I said, I know, father, you're
gonna tell.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What somebody pete that your It don't matter who it is.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I bet she wouldn't have told on him if he
did it. I bet you she would. We don't know
the corn like that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We only know a few things about her all right,
moving on to a lease in Nashville at least rites.
There is a guy in my job that's always offering
to bring me lunch or get me a snack throughout
the day.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He's got a wife.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So I told him politely to stop sniffing around me.
He said, he doesn't see why we can't be friends.
Should I be nicer to him?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How old is you that you still using sniffing round me?
How are you that termina? But I will say it
is if you if you take that snacking, if you
take one snacks on and popper, there's no going back.
There's no going back, get snack, There's no going back.
We're gonna be he working on a work wife. Okay,
(03:00):
that's what Okay, These these are the steps to getting
yourself a work white.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So one snack one snack, look at it this way,
one snack in your on your back. I'm just telling
you and your Wow, I catch in that in the
copy room. I catch in that copy room you had
a couple of snacks. Geat were taking it to the
(03:28):
next level. One snack in your right now.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Time she's talking about snacks right now? Wait till it
turned the sandwiches. This is gonna be when this, when
these snacks turned into sandwiches. You this, you would work
white then for real?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You working on work White? Why we can't be friends?
Saying what's on? And popping? It's on and popping? Okay? Anyways?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
From a dollar fifty to five dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh yeah, we dine brought you some pop ballies.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What delicious? The skinny turkey?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You better ahead yesterday somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And Junior will throw a honey bun in there.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I get your honeybun.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You my honey.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And his mom, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Moving on to him to Frederick and White plains, Frederick writes,
I can call my wife twenty times.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
In a row and she won't answer.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But as soon as I get as soon as one
of her girls calls, she's got her phone handy. I
feel like I'm bothering her and it's not a good feeling.
Should I start ignoring her calls like she does mine?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He don't like you? Just plain yeah, it's it's clear. Now,
it's plain and clear, and you're not accepting it. You
in denial, you know, but your wife don't really care
for you no more. You're there, You're just doren. But
she don't like you.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Why is he calling her twenty times? Why you call it?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Because you ain't getting the car? He got to get
picked up on the first one. That's what it's really about, stripping,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You just you're digging a deeper hole.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You just keep calling and keep coming.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Now you want Yeah you weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You gotta do you know what? You can fight five
with five? You want to? You going there? I ain't
gonna take her call. Watch how side and they get
around there. He's gonna be gonna be so quiet.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But what is she saying when the phone ring rings?
Like about that?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What do you wan't too much? Too much in your heads?
Too much?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, she don't like you. You thinking you're thinking about
your phone call. Wait till you sitting right next to
her and call her name and she don't ask. She
can do that. I've had that some days. Yeah you
know what I'm saying. By by by but her rent called,
hey girl, I know she did didn't pick up I know,
(06:07):
I know, I know you heard me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Our nerves sometimes our nerves just get bad.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, Yeah, my wife talked to the dog way more
that she talked to me. They gotta they got a
real modified relationship. They really don't. They got a serious relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And the dog doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Back A no, he'd be yapping, Shirley, and I'll be
doing She'd be like having a full conversation with I'm
not finna do this with you today, child, And we
didn't disgust it. We have disgusted and I'm not goin
to do it today with you. And I'm like, I'm
just sitting there looking at them. I'm gonna take you
outside and if you don't go, I'm telling you now,
(06:48):
we're not finna go back up. We're not gonna keep
running in and out of here. We're not gonna keep doing.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
With these dog Tom tell you what happened to me.
I feed with the dog thing, just seeing that these dogs.
I had to learn this hard way. She come in on,
she comes the house on the phone, right, he come upstairs.
I'm sitting in the loft looking at TV. And I said,
ain't you ain't you supposed to be you know, ain't
you forgetting something? She said, oh yeah, went over there
(07:17):
and picked the dog up and continued the conversation, like
you're forgetting to kiss me, is what I'm saying. She said, yeah, girl,
I am forgetting something.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Come on, Stella, what.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Dog Jack? You know everything this dog won't and everything
this dog is saying. I got in the bed and
threw my leg up and started walking. She said, what
is wrong with you? Why you don't know what I want?
What I want?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Very cute, absolutely wow.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well this works out you guys, you're listening Steve Hardy
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