June 18, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the riddlo Ready to love
Officer and junior Ready guys, Come on, here we go.
This is from Tristan and Roswell. Tristan Wright. So I
asked my girlfriend to pick up some allergy medication for me.
She said she didn't have the money, and uh, that
is a total turnoff for me. She spends all of
(00:20):
her money on brunch, hair and shopping. Is she marriage
material if she's always broke?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, wait a minute, you're gonna sit there and watch
you sneeze all over the place and not take care
of you. Now, she ain't marriage with you. Keep it moving.
Find somebody that's gonna love you and to arass you
and bring you some borough flu and some uh and
some uh. What's the one? I right? Clariton? D you
need all of that? You need somebody else gonna stop buying?
Pick up what you need. If you ain't got her
a drug store girl, You ain't got a good drugstot girl.
(00:49):
Why you want her? If she ain't got that in
her cupboard? Why you want her? She is perfect? I
don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
She spends all her money on brunch, hair and shop.
Perfect woman to me, junior, what you got.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
That's why I ain't asking you to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, because she's she's gonna be single. She's gonna be single.
First of all, speaking as a person that is ill,
has the chronic illness. You ain't got prescription money for me?
You cannot, You cannot if you can't afford this three
dollars fifty cent over this count for my prescription, for
my insurance, gonna cover the risk?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You ain't got that?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Why are we talking about? Getting mad?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She's got a shop and get her hair done and
go to brunch.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, she's a perfect woman.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's that's Excuse me, excuse me, zir tech d is
about twenty five hours, three dollars comment, My girl gotta
go to brunch.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, she had to get her hair done.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You need to zell hall a cash a p allergy.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Right, you must be broke. You want her to buy
it for it gotta get.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Y'all know, y'all take your man better than that of
the gott it send it to me, period. All right?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Moving on, obviously we vehemently disagree on that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, put that chicken and waffle down.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We may have here.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
No moving on to Nina and Bethea.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Nina writes, my husband rolls over and is snoring within
minutes of us having sex. Last night, I nestled myself
under him to cuddle, and he almost elbowed me in
his sleep. He used to like to cuddle. He used
to like to cuddle too, So why is he changed?
Why is he changed? What's going on here?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Is he getting bored with me?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Y'allands way too far? Some of y'all have y'all are
taking cutting way too People can't sleep with what? Ain't
nobody sleep with? You? All up under me? It's a
king sign of beer. What is all that other room? Overever?
For all that room on the other side of the beer,
all that used that, all that real estate over there
used that. There are men a boat in the head
(03:01):
and wht somebody to roll over on top of you?
You know what? You're too close? Mm hmm who.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, we're gonna find that. We'll see how that works
tonight when you want to get close.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Which man you're talking about? Like the cuddle?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What's his name?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
There are men that likes to cuddle whatever little while
we're just right afterwards, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Two minutes minutes afterwards. You can cut after that after
two minutes, get to your side, all.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Right and turned this out.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Get to your side. We already know you fin to
put the fifty. I got my water on my side
of the bed and say it's time to take it
on in. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But he almost elbowed her.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Dang, because you're not on your side.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, he wanted his arm back. When when y'all be coming,
y'all realize y'all cutting the blood.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Off in his arm. The blood circulates has stopped.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I'm trying to know it off and let you have it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
We won't this all no.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Month, y'all can have it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And you know what, but I look at old TV.
This is why them people have twin beds. Now they
had twin beds. Lucy, I love Lucy. They had twin
bed and I see why you got your own space.
Meet in the middle, we do what we gonna do,
and then hat we part ways that we.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Can then move those beds apart. Okay, twin beds.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
This one's from Gregory and Detroit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Gregory writes, my wife is a social butterfly, and she'd
have a backyard barbecue every weekend if I let her.
The only problem is that she doesn't know how to
tell our guests to bring a dish, a bottle or wine,
a bottle of wine or something to contribute. She says,
it's tacky to do that, is it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't like the pot looks because I have to
try to pay attention to what everybody to bring in is.
But you know, that means he's spending the money for
this though. That means he's footing the bill every other
weekend or whenever she's throwing stuff because she's a social butterfly.
So either you're gonna pay for it. It's it's on him.
Either you gonna pay for it, or you're gonna take
the hit of the pid K wanted it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay, let me tell you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, if it's costing that much, yeah, you should just
get on the phone and tell anybody bring something that
worked for every black person, bring something, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, so that can't cook with the ice, yeah, or
the yeah, paper goods, stuff like that. Okay, bring a
bottle of wine. When they asked, hey, you need something.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You know, in the past, I was always saying, you know,
I've said in the past, don't worry about it. Yeah, God,
bring your girl a bottle of wine something you know
it's away.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, you should bring especially for the first time, you
should bring a bottle of wine or something.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Bring what you drink to my house. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I saw a lady online. She said, let me sure
you how to throw a cook out with no money.
She toldbody and she got on the phone and she
kept saying, yeah, girl, think I'll do this. Look out
right now, I got the Uh what I need right
now is a pack of sausage.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It is.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
She called somebody else to say, yeah, you know, we ain't.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Got no wine.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And next they know the whole cookout is funded. But
how you doing it? Yeah, you're coming through. Uh, piat
me up a pack of chicken. They would break the
whole The whole cookout is funded.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah you go bring cook you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Can you get a brisket on the way in the
whole brisk Thank you. That's what we need though.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I appreciate you, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Last one, guys, last one, This is from do wanna
and Montgomery.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Do you want to write to?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My husband started an argument with me so he could
go watch the game at a sports bar. I have
ignored him since then to give him all of the
space he needs. He hates it when I don't talk
to him. Why do men dish it, dish it out,
but they can't take it. That's a great question for
this show, for the men on this show out though.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You always did you, but you forget that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You that I don't do nothing, not yet you do
you forget?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You forget, And then when somebody claps back, then you're mad.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Tommy, you're the king of fire and straight shots.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, king of it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
And then with somebody fire back you, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Y'all talking about. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I can't help him because I know the problem is
y'all hold on it, to hold on to it too long,
y'all want to hold it on for the whole day
the next week. I just want to go watch the
game that's still coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Thank you, guys, you're listening. Hard Morning Show
It is time to ask the riddlo Ready to love
Officer and junior Ready guys, Come on, here we go.
This is from Tristan and Roswell. Tristan Wright. So I
asked my girlfriend to pick up some allergy medication for me.
She said she didn't have the money, and uh, that
is a total turnoff for me. She spends all of
(00:20):
her money on brunch, hair and shopping. Is she marriage
material if she's always broke?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, wait a minute, you're gonna sit there and watch
you sneeze all over the place and not take care
of you. Now, she ain't marriage with you. Keep it moving.
Find somebody that's gonna love you and to arass you
and bring you some borough flu and some uh and
some uh. What's the one? I right? Clariton? D you
need all of that? You need somebody else gonna stop buying?
Pick up what you need. If you ain't got her
a drug store girl, You ain't got a good drugstot girl.
(00:49):
Why you want her? If she ain't got that in
her cupboard? Why you want her? She is perfect? I
don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
She spends all her money on brunch, hair and shop.
Perfect woman to me, junior, what you got.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
That's why I ain't asking you to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, because she's she's gonna be single. She's gonna be single.
First of all, speaking as a person that is ill,
has the chronic illness. You ain't got prescription money for me?
You cannot, You cannot if you can't afford this three
dollars fifty cent over this count for my prescription, for
my insurance, gonna cover the risk?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You ain't got that?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Why are we talking about? Getting mad?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She's got a shop and get her hair done and
go to brunch.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, she's a perfect woman.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's that's Excuse me, excuse me, zir tech d is
about twenty five hours, three dollars comment, My girl gotta
go to brunch.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, she had to get her hair done.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You need to zell hall a cash a p allergy.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Right, you must be broke. You want her to buy
it for it gotta get.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Y'all know, y'all take your man better than that of
the gott it send it to me, period. All right?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Moving on, obviously we vehemently disagree on that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, put that chicken and waffle down.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We may have here.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
No moving on to Nina and Bethea.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Nina writes, my husband rolls over and is snoring within
minutes of us having sex. Last night, I nestled myself
under him to cuddle, and he almost elbowed me in
his sleep. He used to like to cuddle. He used
to like to cuddle too, So why is he changed?
Why is he changed? What's going on here?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Is he getting bored with me?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Y'allands way too far? Some of y'all have y'all are
taking cutting way too People can't sleep with what? Ain't
nobody sleep with? You? All up under me? It's a
king sign of beer. What is all that other room? Overever?
For all that room on the other side of the beer,
all that used that, all that real estate over there
used that. There are men a boat in the head
(03:01):
and wht somebody to roll over on top of you?
You know what? You're too close? Mm hmm who.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, we're gonna find that. We'll see how that works
tonight when you want to get close.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Which man you're talking about? Like the cuddle?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What's his name?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
There are men that likes to cuddle whatever little while
we're just right afterwards, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Two minutes minutes afterwards. You can cut after that after
two minutes, get to your side, all.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Right and turned this out.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Get to your side. We already know you fin to
put the fifty. I got my water on my side
of the bed and say it's time to take it
on in. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But he almost elbowed her.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Dang, because you're not on your side.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, he wanted his arm back. When when y'all be coming,
y'all realize y'all cutting the blood.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Off in his arm. The blood circulates has stopped.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I'm trying to know it off and let you have it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
We won't this all no.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Month, y'all can have it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And you know what, but I look at old TV.
This is why them people have twin beds. Now they
had twin beds. Lucy, I love Lucy. They had twin
bed and I see why you got your own space.
Meet in the middle, we do what we gonna do,
and then hat we part ways that we.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Can then move those beds apart. Okay, twin beds.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
This one's from Gregory and Detroit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Gregory writes, my wife is a social butterfly, and she'd
have a backyard barbecue every weekend if I let her.
The only problem is that she doesn't know how to
tell our guests to bring a dish, a bottle or wine,
a bottle of wine or something to contribute. She says,
it's tacky to do that, is it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't like the pot looks because I have to
try to pay attention to what everybody to bring in is.
But you know, that means he's spending the money for
this though. That means he's footing the bill every other
weekend or whenever she's throwing stuff because she's a social butterfly.
So either you're gonna pay for it. It's it's on him.
Either you gonna pay for it, or you're gonna take
the hit of the pid K wanted it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay, let me tell you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, if it's costing that much, yeah, you should just
get on the phone and tell anybody bring something that
worked for every black person, bring something, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, so that can't cook with the ice, yeah, or
the yeah, paper goods, stuff like that. Okay, bring a
bottle of wine. When they asked, hey, you need something.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You know, in the past, I was always saying, you know,
I've said in the past, don't worry about it. Yeah, God,
bring your girl a bottle of wine something you know
it's away.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, you should bring especially for the first time, you
should bring a bottle of wine or something.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Bring what you drink to my house. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I saw a lady online. She said, let me sure
you how to throw a cook out with no money.
She toldbody and she got on the phone and she
kept saying, yeah, girl, think I'll do this. Look out
right now, I got the Uh what I need right
now is a pack of sausage.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It is.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
She called somebody else to say, yeah, you know, we ain't.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Got no wine.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And next they know the whole cookout is funded. But
how you doing it? Yeah, you're coming through. Uh, piat
me up a pack of chicken. They would break the
whole The whole cookout is funded.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah you go bring cook you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Can you get a brisket on the way in the
whole brisk Thank you. That's what we need though.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I appreciate you, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Last one, guys, last one, This is from do wanna
and Montgomery.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Do you want to write to?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My husband started an argument with me so he could
go watch the game at a sports bar. I have
ignored him since then to give him all of the
space he needs. He hates it when I don't talk
to him. Why do men dish it, dish it out,
but they can't take it. That's a great question for
this show, for the men on this show out though.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You always did you, but you forget that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You that I don't do nothing, not yet you do
you forget?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You forget, And then when somebody claps back, then you're mad.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Tommy, you're the king of fire and straight shots.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, king of it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
And then with somebody fire back you, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Y'all talking about. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I can't help him because I know the problem is
y'all hold on it, to hold on to it too long,
y'all want to hold it on for the whole day
the next week. I just want to go watch the
game that's still coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
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