September 29, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time to ask the riddlo that
is ready to love, Officer and Junior. This is from Philly,
you guys ready, Yeah, this is from Phyllis and Southfield.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Uh, phylis from Philly.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Phyllis from Southfield.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Phyllis writes, I'm in my late sixties and I've been
living with my boyfriend for eight years. I've never been married,
so I want a big wedding. We have the money,
but he doesn't want to spend it on the wedding.
He's almost eighty. What is he saving all that money for?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What is y'all getting married for?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
That's the bigger fell, that's the bigger question.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Sixty and eighty. He want that money to go to
his funeral. He don't want to spend all this on
the wind. He will want you to send him home, right.
He wants the chariot and the white houses, That's.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What he wants.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
What a nice cast, nice Kathy, that good lying and
in it you time I buying a weed and dress.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Gill. It's too late for that.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
You sixty eighty, y'all need to y'all need to be
traveling a little bit y'all need to be getting out.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Y'all need to be talking about no big wed.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Y'all go down there to that court house and gonna
knock this out and get it done at the church. Y'all,
y'all ain't got that many friends living that anyway, so
this can't be no big weed.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This inviting folks to the church.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Y'all gonna do this on the list there the morning
about ten p eighty nine people and gonna get this
little winning you at Abernath and they're gonna get out
there and be.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So killos and Abernathi.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Junior sixty to eighty. Let me tell you something, y'all
need to hurry up. Y'all can't be picky. Y'all cannot
be picky me. Y'all ain't got that many friends. You
can't fill up the table. It's gonna be people spaced
aufter this whole room. Fifteen people told him, that's it.
Fifteen at the wedding. At the wedd that include the children.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh, they're gonna have right right apart. I got four
people in it, the whole by a part. That's gonna
be so fast. Y'all need to hurry up.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
He's sixty eight. I was like, you said, you're gonna
mess around and it's gonna turn into a funeral. Somebody
gonna go, somebody gonna go.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And sixty and eighty? What you got ain't that one?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Forty?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Stop yall, y'all, ne quit it. I ain't got time
for this, all right, move on, moving on.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Girl eighty?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What is we doing here? Equipment at this funeral? Is
the stimulator? It's tanks. It's so much stuff in here.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wait? How old is the ring bear green Bayer ring bear?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Sixty seven? Y'all got to get to.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It, all right, Moving on, I think they got the message.
Moving on to Dante and Knoxville, Dante says, the buddy
of mine used me and a lie to his wife.
His wife called to my wife, and my wife said
I was at home with her on the night I
was supposed to be with my body. Now, my buddy,
see those lies catch up with you. Now my buddy
(03:12):
is upset with my wife. How do I fix this
without cursing him out?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh, we got to cuss to because my wife ain't
got nothing to do. Just though now you're not finna,
you're not gonna come with my wife. But nothing you're
not finna at all. My wife ain't got nothing to do. Now,
you know, once you get into my family and your
message in my house, I got to make sure my
house straight.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm nothing to do this.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
With your junior.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, what my all advice is this? So you're finna
get these divorce papers? When of the divorce papers coming,
because I'm you gonna lose your relationship, not me, right,
you can lose your girl. I'm keep in mind.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, sorry, I'm gonna do this all right.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What did we say about all this line? Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, that's the wrong type of line. That's not what
me and time to be talking about.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
There's no right type of there's a very good right
type of.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
My wife into the life. You can't do that. That's wrong.
You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh so there's conditions and you have to draw the line.
And then he.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Calor line is complicated.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
This is thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Have a degree. It takes four years in schooling. You
had to get your paperwork.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He ain't got no paperwork, okay from live university.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Lie, you know, that's that's freshman course. Don't bring other
people's spouses into the life.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's freshman you don't.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Have one on one all right?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Moving on to Slinda in Paramus, Slinda says, I I
am dating to find a husband, and I had three
dates last week. I always tell the guys that I
do not want to have sex or be exclusive. When
they find that out, they don't call me that. How
do I get to know someone without sex being involved?
(05:04):
Interesting question?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Story? What you about doing nothing? I know sex?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I don't know what? What is wrong with her? What
gonna You're not going to find no husband? Dating three
people every week? And and and and you're telling them.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You don't want sex. She just wants to go on
a date. That she's trying to get to know people.
She doesn't want to sleep with.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
How many people you're trying to get to know?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
How many people is you trying to get to know?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
She's trying to one that one?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, she wants that one.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
No she's not, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What she's saying.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
She ain't ready to have sex, she ain't ready to
do nothing, just ready. She's just ready to date.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But you have to date in order to find the person.
What are you guys saying here?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Las stuff? What's her name Shelinda. What's her name?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Her name is Shelinda.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yes, you finna be single, that's what you're finna be.
You need to get a picked you.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Because you're gonna be.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You don't say do you do a dog or cat
some because you're gonna be by yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You ain't having sex and were dating.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She's doing intentional dating. That's what intentional dating is. She's
that Shirley.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
If I go over one fifty, there's gonna be some
sex in here. If I've been one hundred and fifty,
somethings gonna have to happen.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You sound crazy? Yes, No, you don't say that. No,
that's no crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What she's going that's three days she got gla.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's your proud so that.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
No, huh, what would you say, spent one fifty on something?
You spend one fifty on somebody, It means something, It
means a lot. No, No, you're not finish. I'm not
spending one fitting you. You've been to get out of
this car and we're not going on up in this
house together.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We got what y'all sound crazy?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They sound barbaric, They sound like Shovy'll end spent the
one fifty we.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Did uh huh. And you you try to get cross them.
I'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Now you're not.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You're gonna see me tonight. Where you going.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm gonna get my pajamas because I'm coming back.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You see my bag in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That is so wrong. You have sons. That is so
wrong on so many levels. Yeah, it really is. Yeah,
you date, you go out again. Yeah you court her, right, Carl,
And that's the issue. Nobody court.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I go to court for tickets, not for dayton.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That is not a new concept. It's called courting. You
court a woman.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
How do you think me a time he got married?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I want you right now, no idea we need to
call them?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Are listening to the stream. Harvey Morning Show
Right now it is time to ask the riddlo that
is ready to love, Officer and Junior. This is from Philly,
you guys ready, Yeah, this is from Phyllis and Southfield.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Uh, phylis from Philly.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Phyllis from Southfield.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Phyllis writes, I'm in my late sixties and I've been
living with my boyfriend for eight years. I've never been married,
so I want a big wedding. We have the money,
but he doesn't want to spend it on the wedding.
He's almost eighty. What is he saving all that money for?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What is y'all getting married for?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
That's the bigger fell, that's the bigger question.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Sixty and eighty. He want that money to go to
his funeral. He don't want to spend all this on
the wind. He will want you to send him home, right.
He wants the chariot and the white houses, That's.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What he wants.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
What a nice cast, nice Kathy, that good lying and
in it you time I buying a weed and dress.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Gill. It's too late for that.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
You sixty eighty, y'all need to y'all need to be
traveling a little bit y'all need to be getting out.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Y'all need to be talking about no big wed.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Y'all go down there to that court house and gonna
knock this out and get it done at the church. Y'all,
y'all ain't got that many friends living that anyway, so
this can't be no big weed.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This inviting folks to the church.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Y'all gonna do this on the list there the morning
about ten p eighty nine people and gonna get this
little winning you at Abernath and they're gonna get out
there and be.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So killos and Abernathi.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Junior sixty to eighty. Let me tell you something, y'all
need to hurry up. Y'all can't be picky. Y'all cannot
be picky me. Y'all ain't got that many friends. You
can't fill up the table. It's gonna be people spaced
aufter this whole room. Fifteen people told him, that's it.
Fifteen at the wedding. At the wedd that include the children.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh, they're gonna have right right apart. I got four
people in it, the whole by a part. That's gonna
be so fast. Y'all need to hurry up.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
He's sixty eight. I was like, you said, you're gonna
mess around and it's gonna turn into a funeral. Somebody
gonna go, somebody gonna go.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And sixty and eighty? What you got ain't that one?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Forty?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Stop yall, y'all, ne quit it. I ain't got time
for this, all right, move on, moving on.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Girl eighty?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What is we doing here? Equipment at this funeral? Is
the stimulator? It's tanks. It's so much stuff in here.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wait? How old is the ring bear green Bayer ring bear?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Sixty seven? Y'all got to get to.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It, all right, Moving on, I think they got the message.
Moving on to Dante and Knoxville, Dante says, the buddy
of mine used me and a lie to his wife.
His wife called to my wife, and my wife said
I was at home with her on the night I
was supposed to be with my body. Now, my buddy,
see those lies catch up with you. Now my buddy
(03:12):
is upset with my wife. How do I fix this
without cursing him out?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh, we got to cuss to because my wife ain't
got nothing to do. Just though now you're not finna,
you're not gonna come with my wife. But nothing you're
not finna at all. My wife ain't got nothing to do. Now,
you know, once you get into my family and your
message in my house, I got to make sure my
house straight.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm nothing to do this.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
With your junior.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, what my all advice is this? So you're finna
get these divorce papers? When of the divorce papers coming,
because I'm you gonna lose your relationship, not me, right,
you can lose your girl. I'm keep in mind.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, sorry, I'm gonna do this all right.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What did we say about all this line? Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, that's the wrong type of line. That's not what
me and time to be talking about.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
There's no right type of there's a very good right
type of.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
My wife into the life. You can't do that. That's wrong.
You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh so there's conditions and you have to draw the line.
And then he.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Calor line is complicated.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
This is thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Have a degree. It takes four years in schooling. You
had to get your paperwork.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He ain't got no paperwork, okay from live university.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Lie, you know, that's that's freshman course. Don't bring other
people's spouses into the life.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's freshman you don't.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Have one on one all right?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Moving on to Slinda in Paramus, Slinda says, I I
am dating to find a husband, and I had three
dates last week. I always tell the guys that I
do not want to have sex or be exclusive. When
they find that out, they don't call me that. How
do I get to know someone without sex being involved?
(05:04):
Interesting question?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Story? What you about doing nothing? I know sex?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I don't know what? What is wrong with her? What
gonna You're not going to find no husband? Dating three
people every week? And and and and you're telling them.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You don't want sex. She just wants to go on
a date. That she's trying to get to know people.
She doesn't want to sleep with.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
How many people you're trying to get to know?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
How many people is you trying to get to know?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
She's trying to one that one?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, she wants that one.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
No she's not, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What she's saying.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
She ain't ready to have sex, she ain't ready to
do nothing, just ready. She's just ready to date.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But you have to date in order to find the person.
What are you guys saying here?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Las stuff? What's her name Shelinda. What's her name?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Her name is Shelinda.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yes, you finna be single, that's what you're finna be.
You need to get a picked you.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Because you're gonna be.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You don't say do you do a dog or cat
some because you're gonna be by yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You ain't having sex and were dating.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She's doing intentional dating. That's what intentional dating is. She's
that Shirley.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
If I go over one fifty, there's gonna be some
sex in here. If I've been one hundred and fifty,
somethings gonna have to happen.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You sound crazy? Yes, No, you don't say that. No,
that's no crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What she's going that's three days she got gla.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's your proud so that.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
No, huh, what would you say, spent one fifty on something?
You spend one fifty on somebody, It means something, It
means a lot. No, No, you're not finish. I'm not
spending one fitting you. You've been to get out of
this car and we're not going on up in this
house together.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We got what y'all sound crazy?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They sound barbaric, They sound like Shovy'll end spent the
one fifty we.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Did uh huh. And you you try to get cross them.
I'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Now you're not.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You're gonna see me tonight. Where you going.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm gonna get my pajamas because I'm coming back.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You see my bag in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That is so wrong. You have sons. That is so
wrong on so many levels. Yeah, it really is. Yeah,
you date, you go out again. Yeah you court her, right, Carl,
And that's the issue. Nobody court.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I go to court for tickets, not for dayton.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That is not a new concept. It's called courting. You
court a woman.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
How do you think me a time he got married?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I want you right now, no idea we need to
call them?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
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