Birthday JRAP

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, come on, Steve, please introduce Junior poet.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Don't do it or no introduce. Yes, it's your birthday, man,
a special day. I didn't ask for this, I know
you didn't. But it was back by popular the man
in cording but who They talked to him. The ladies
on the show, they like laughing. Tell me, let's just
be real about it. This is from the ladies on
the show. We got two of them on the laugh
at the show and they want to laugh at you,

(00:26):
doog And that's what this is. I think you can
take it personally.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
That's what this segment is about.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, I mean it's about it's about dragging you down
for your birthday.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Wow, you know what I mean? That's not up there.
I mean, I mean, you got two women on this
show to produce the show. And how you got in.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
This again, it was cause of me and I didn't
ask for it, and you didn't ask for it.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So high he.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Asked for it. I think I think I think Junior
asked for it. I think you and them three ladies
and four gifts to Tommy. Well, ladies and gentlemen, here
he is and I bet he won't do it. Lady
Jay wrapped Junior's ragging and ass poems proceed.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, well talking, I just I didn't ask for a Tommy.
You know what, man, I.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Ain't no need to look a sad look sad, I'm
not I'm not gonna do the poem.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Come on, here we go. Happy Birthday Nephew Timmy is
the name of.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
The No, no, no, but you're not going.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Come on, I don't want you to doing no pity point.
No no, I'm not doing a pity poem.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I promise you don't. Finnah give it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm not feeling sorry for him. Did he write a
new one?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Here we go, Here we go, just hold on. The
poem is titled Happy Birthday Nephew Tommy. Your birthday is tomorrow,
so here we go. Tommy's birthday is Saturday, so let's
give him a hand. Happy birthday, nephew Tommy or little man.
At your age, everything shouldn't be so frightened, like how

(02:01):
you still scared of germs.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Blood enlightening.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You always think you handsome and fresh light flowers. I
mean to tell you that you take too many damn shouts.
I got to tell you this. And Uncle Steve will agree.
You not as cute and you show ain't sexy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Happy birthday and this ain't no hate, but we know
you either gonna take off or come in late Happy
birthday time. At the end, there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's pretty much you. That's you happy.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I wasn't buying you, was thinking thrill doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Miley wrote you a birthday poem. Yeah, oh disrespectfulan's poem?
Here roll Now y'all know something about a Yes, ain't
you scared of germs? Ain't you scared of blood frightening?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Where's disrespect that?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Being? Tells back matter? Little man was tell little man,
well that is well, well you ain't, big man. So
now you're in on it all right? Coming up at
thirty four minutes after no, you was in it. You
just got in it. I'm sorry I couldn't get Ruscolle
Wallace up next. You're listening Hardy Morning Show