Breakup Handbook

Steve has advice mainly for the fellas.  He tells them how to handle a breakup.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an
expert because we wanted to know the real deal. Okay,
Steve is here with his breakup handbook.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, these are things that you need to have
in mind after the breakup. Most of this is for fellas,
because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's
ugly out there.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Now.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Handbook, How to act when you break up? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Now, here's rule number one. You are allowed only one drunk.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Die You know how you call them up when you drunk?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You only get to one. And it sounds like something
like this, Hello is me?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You know who me is? Don't play with me? You
know who me? Don't play with my emotions?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You you know who me is? How many again? One?
Get one of them? All right? Now here's the next rule.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
just cause you see the car parked outside the club,
the restaurant or church.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Don't go on down. You can't do that. Ship we
broke up here, I can't go in there. If I
see the you can know you can't roll up on it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now I gotta say you do with church later on,
but just stay that stay out right. You can't roll
up on them. Oh that she is, I'm gonna go
win now. Oh there he is, I'm going in there.
You can't do that car. Look at legend all right.
Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both

(02:15):
parties for at least four months.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Anybody else over there, You get to go to the
spot at least four months. Keep it one. Here's another one. Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.
You can listen to it, you can cry to it.
You're playing over and over, but you.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Can't send it. So I'm trying to move on and
I'm killing you. Now listen to this all, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Stuff, all possessions is collected at one time, and one time.
Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like you an keep coming over here looking for stuff
my red shirt. You can't keep coming over here.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I got coming to you in the closet looking for
your tank top.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Keeping it real. You ever hit the big one right here.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama around one,
and you can't be friends with mama come home.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, that's a good one. Steve was trying to pick
up some greens and you in here talking rolling your
eyes when I walk in the door.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Here's a next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find
a new church home, yes, but yeah yeah yeah together.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I love Wick.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
All your friends should be divided up equally except the
ones you hate it. You can have him another one.
No posting a new pictures?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Know, like her naked on him, dressed up like the.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Damn easter Brook, the private What about I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna finish this one about old naked pictures.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
All right, Well, nephew, tell me has the Frank Fall
coming up and we'll finish out Steams break up rules
right after this.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
You're listening Hary Morning Show.