December 24, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, guys, this is the season for partying. You know,
there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However,
the guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.
You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,
are you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on, come, junior.
I will read one off.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that
type of drunk I'm talking about the first one.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it
take it? The woe is me crying drunk.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Every time I come over here, y'all act like y'all me. Yeah,
I'm coming every year for any wait at you wait
on you, I'm coming and you'll never hear me. I
(01:00):
don't like no, you don't know how.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A yes, no, way right easy, listen to me. You
ain't gonna crying now here? Man is your father. I
didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Tell you that, but you fought in.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I figured you want to know for you? Jack, All right,
here we go, Steve, you got it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here we go the start of fight drunk talk trash.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, that's a big one.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Doing the holiday, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A big one. You got it? What?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Who got the why? I got to open my your first?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I will last year.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's yeah, I'm not opening my your first for this year.
First for last year, I was the first. I would
want to be the first this year. I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what. Get your hand off the box.
(02:14):
Gift that box because I'm gonna bust you in your
I sweaters out. An't you're gonna ask you gift for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't care if it's for the Christmas, you're gonna
fight on They were fighting the major.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What they don't? Never make no fense?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right, here we go here another.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
For you?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
This is doing just doing the intellectual drunk they would
give me that, give me that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Come on, listen next.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
We listen when when when this when the stars is
lining up in the sky for the galaxy.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And the universe is spitting around, that's galling.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Layot Leo said that, and then you you Sophaglees and
Neil was and then that's when the teacher had asked
me that you know what's for Shakespeare? And I said,
to be listening to me.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He is to not to be ever the question. I
know what for me? Then now you know what?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right here one more to come to Jesus, drunk,
Come on, let me hear.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
What this ain't uncle asking Father God having in having
we having this prayer knowing that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You is the King of the kings, and and.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That when that you coming back one day, I'm gonna
be ready. And because when you did I say he
would he was coming back, When is coming back? I
will be ready because I'm gonna be right here and
I ain't going nowhere because the Bible says in uhcliff astics,
(04:30):
the cliff.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Asters in the fourteen and two. That's what it says.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's what it says.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And you better know that we're looking at me because.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The Bible says to look at the others, and you
would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to
be incause we Christians in here off me that you
know we were sitting up and then you know, oh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You lost your train of thought that what they did drunk.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Wait a minute, Hold, hold, hold, wait a minute, I'll
finished the prayer.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hold on, day on, you know your talking to who?
You don't pack my back no more?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
When I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Black, Go ahead and go ahead, Lord forgive and I
think got bet on myself drunk? Come on, you gotta
do it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You know I was gonna what that very moment. Who
didn't wasted all lemonade on me?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Read your holiday drunk scenarios from the one and All.
Good job, good job, good job, outstanding. You're listening to
The Stave Hardy Morning Show
Well, guys, this is the season for partying. You know,
there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However,
the guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.
You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,
are you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on, come, junior.
I will read one off.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that
type of drunk I'm talking about the first one.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it
take it? The woe is me crying drunk.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Every time I come over here, y'all act like y'all me. Yeah,
I'm coming every year for any wait at you wait
on you, I'm coming and you'll never hear me. I
(01:00):
don't like no, you don't know how.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A yes, no, way right easy, listen to me. You
ain't gonna crying now here? Man is your father. I
didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Tell you that, but you fought in.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I figured you want to know for you? Jack, All right,
here we go, Steve, you got it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here we go the start of fight drunk talk trash.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, that's a big one.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Doing the holiday, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A big one. You got it? What?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Who got the why? I got to open my your first?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I will last year.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's yeah, I'm not opening my your first for this year.
First for last year, I was the first. I would
want to be the first this year. I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what. Get your hand off the box.
(02:14):
Gift that box because I'm gonna bust you in your
I sweaters out. An't you're gonna ask you gift for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't care if it's for the Christmas, you're gonna
fight on They were fighting the major.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What they don't? Never make no fense?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right, here we go here another.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
For you?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
This is doing just doing the intellectual drunk they would
give me that, give me that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Come on, listen next.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
We listen when when when this when the stars is
lining up in the sky for the galaxy.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And the universe is spitting around, that's galling.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Layot Leo said that, and then you you Sophaglees and
Neil was and then that's when the teacher had asked
me that you know what's for Shakespeare? And I said,
to be listening to me.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He is to not to be ever the question. I
know what for me? Then now you know what?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right here one more to come to Jesus, drunk,
Come on, let me hear.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
What this ain't uncle asking Father God having in having
we having this prayer knowing that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You is the King of the kings, and and.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That when that you coming back one day, I'm gonna
be ready. And because when you did I say he
would he was coming back, When is coming back? I
will be ready because I'm gonna be right here and
I ain't going nowhere because the Bible says in uhcliff astics,
(04:30):
the cliff.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Asters in the fourteen and two. That's what it says.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's what it says.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And you better know that we're looking at me because.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The Bible says to look at the others, and you
would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to
be incause we Christians in here off me that you
know we were sitting up and then you know, oh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You lost your train of thought that what they did drunk.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Wait a minute, Hold, hold, hold, wait a minute, I'll
finished the prayer.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hold on, day on, you know your talking to who?
You don't pack my back no more?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
When I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Black, Go ahead and go ahead, Lord forgive and I
think got bet on myself drunk? Come on, you gotta
do it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You know I was gonna what that very moment. Who
didn't wasted all lemonade on me?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Read your holiday drunk scenarios from the one and All.
Good job, good job, good job, outstanding. You're listening to
The Stave Hardy Morning Show
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