April 22, 2024 • 7 mins
Pastor Motown covers the by laws of trigonometry. There is a lot going on at the funeral home and someone got scared A H! The Jackpot Joint of Jerusalem got a call from purgatory about OJ Simpson as well and there is some uncertainty.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown
and dickon deaf jam.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We gavel in this most auspicatous way. We pontifify, yeah,
the most high, and we glow tooriously wonderment of all degreity.
(00:31):
For this time of iniquity, we parmoscuity and need ourselves
down the path of righteousness and vulgarity. What knowing that
(00:52):
our by law of triggonometry roll off our tongues in
the border Scotch the Kooway, let us prepared seal.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, oh Lord, for church that worked. He knows how
to bring the word?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Does he?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes? He dies, Yes he does.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He can bring it to bring it all right past.
Brother brother Lawrence Bailey is down on his lock. He
lost his job and his home. He's been sleeping in
the basement at the funeral home. He said he got
up to go to the bathroom the other night and
one of the bodies popped up on the table and
(01:38):
then went back down. Scared him so much he told
the whole basement up trying to get out of there.
I said all that to say, eight of the bodies
won't be able to be viewed at their funerals. Lawrence
want to know can he stay here at the church
because they didn't put him out at the funeral home.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, or two things we've learned from this hill.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, you said he was on his way to the
bell and the body popped up. Fact number one, he
no longer had to go to the bell. And then
number two, you ain't staying here. But those two things
(02:26):
have become ever desecuty clear.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, all right, I wouldn't let him know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now this one is a little unusual.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Pastor, we got worried from purgatory, you know that's between
heaven and hell.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
We got a call from him that OJ arrived last week.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's telling them he wants to stay there, and uh,
he's talking to all of the white women he see
and asking where is the nearest golf course? Long story shot,
Pastor OJ is cutting up up there, So pregatory is
asking how to handle him.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Looks like he's gonna be there for a while.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well, yeah, I feel that this is too soon.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Timing is everything?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Nor has there been a funeral yet cremated? Maybe there
was practicing, do you know what?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Move on, Deacon? Too soon? But he jumped on that
with Hey, he wrote it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well soon, I can't let my deacon be too soon
by him.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Next complaint, all right, so let me see him.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't rather, I'm sorry, I know path rather Philip
Joern Again, as you know, has been married to Patricia
journey Again for over twenty five years. But he's been
he been out of work since COVID. Well he got
paid to sleep with a rich lady to feed his family.
Now passed it then, Philip cheat? Or did he go
(04:08):
to work? Patricia wants to know.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
We would go out over.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
For the sake of the type of counseling I do,
I would have to say that he went to work.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's what I'm talking about. That thank you something, That's
what I'm talking about. That's what I thought. That what
I think.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And the reason I know he went to work is
because he didn't been back over there fourteen.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Times over time.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh lord, so or you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Know you you you know, you must realize that things
work out in a mosterious way.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes they do, Yes they do.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Where he fed his family, they eating?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They called that a pun, you see, that's a pun.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Putting it work it war, really war was here putting
it work. Know that what it was that's what it
is for here, Dac.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right, here, let's see.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Our brother Marie asked me a question that I couldn't
give him an answer to. He said, if he didn't
make it into Heaven, can he get his money back
all the times he.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Then paid, and I get didn't know what to tell him.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, Well, there will be no need for money in
the afterlofe.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So yeah, you can take it down there with you.
It burnt up with you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
See, brother Maurice, you was asking a question that has.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No real value on me.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Come on here, now, that is the reason you go on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
To hell in the first place, because you have placed
a value of monetary value on being a Christian and a.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Maid of gold.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, gonna wind yourself up in hell cause you to
messed around the water.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
To take your money with you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
As a matter of fact, I know you must be
in hell because you didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Pay your tithes half the time. No way set up
in here.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I ripped open your tie evelow one time and had
forty two dollars in there. You don't good well, you
was making more than four hundred and twenty dollars a week.
I saw your checks because I paid your half to
take you wanna take that to hell with you? Go
ahead on hell and wait on you and your four
(06:52):
point five percent. I did the male, I did the
try of lay issues, come.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
On past them. Thank you for gving Motown and Deacon
Depth Jam for those church complaints.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Coming up next it is ask the CLO with our
chief Love officers.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show
It is time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown
and dickon deaf jam.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We gavel in this most auspicatous way. We pontifify, yeah,
the most high, and we glow tooriously wonderment of all degreity.
(00:31):
For this time of iniquity, we parmoscuity and need ourselves
down the path of righteousness and vulgarity. What knowing that
(00:52):
our by law of triggonometry roll off our tongues in
the border Scotch the Kooway, let us prepared seal.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, oh Lord, for church that worked. He knows how
to bring the word?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Does he?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes? He dies, Yes he does.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He can bring it to bring it all right past.
Brother brother Lawrence Bailey is down on his lock. He
lost his job and his home. He's been sleeping in
the basement at the funeral home. He said he got
up to go to the bathroom the other night and
one of the bodies popped up on the table and
(01:38):
then went back down. Scared him so much he told
the whole basement up trying to get out of there.
I said all that to say, eight of the bodies
won't be able to be viewed at their funerals. Lawrence
want to know can he stay here at the church
because they didn't put him out at the funeral home.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, or two things we've learned from this hill.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, you said he was on his way to the
bell and the body popped up. Fact number one, he
no longer had to go to the bell. And then
number two, you ain't staying here. But those two things
(02:26):
have become ever desecuty clear.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, all right, I wouldn't let him know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now this one is a little unusual.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Pastor, we got worried from purgatory, you know that's between
heaven and hell.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
We got a call from him that OJ arrived last week.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's telling them he wants to stay there, and uh,
he's talking to all of the white women he see
and asking where is the nearest golf course? Long story shot,
Pastor OJ is cutting up up there, So pregatory is
asking how to handle him.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Looks like he's gonna be there for a while.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well, yeah, I feel that this is too soon.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Timing is everything?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Nor has there been a funeral yet cremated? Maybe there
was practicing, do you know what?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Move on, Deacon? Too soon? But he jumped on that
with Hey, he wrote it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well soon, I can't let my deacon be too soon
by him.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Next complaint, all right, so let me see him.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't rather, I'm sorry, I know path rather Philip
Joern Again, as you know, has been married to Patricia
journey Again for over twenty five years. But he's been
he been out of work since COVID. Well he got
paid to sleep with a rich lady to feed his family.
Now passed it then, Philip cheat? Or did he go
(04:08):
to work? Patricia wants to know.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
We would go out over.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
For the sake of the type of counseling I do,
I would have to say that he went to work.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's what I'm talking about. That thank you something, That's
what I'm talking about. That's what I thought. That what
I think.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And the reason I know he went to work is
because he didn't been back over there fourteen.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Times over time.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh lord, so or you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Know you you you know, you must realize that things
work out in a mosterious way.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes they do, Yes they do.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Where he fed his family, they eating?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They called that a pun, you see, that's a pun.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Putting it work it war, really war was here putting
it work. Know that what it was that's what it
is for here, Dac.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right, here, let's see.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Our brother Marie asked me a question that I couldn't
give him an answer to. He said, if he didn't
make it into Heaven, can he get his money back
all the times he.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Then paid, and I get didn't know what to tell him.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, Well, there will be no need for money in
the afterlofe.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So yeah, you can take it down there with you.
It burnt up with you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
See, brother Maurice, you was asking a question that has.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No real value on me.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Come on here, now, that is the reason you go on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
To hell in the first place, because you have placed
a value of monetary value on being a Christian and a.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Maid of gold.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, gonna wind yourself up in hell cause you to
messed around the water.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
To take your money with you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
As a matter of fact, I know you must be
in hell because you didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Pay your tithes half the time. No way set up
in here.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I ripped open your tie evelow one time and had
forty two dollars in there. You don't good well, you
was making more than four hundred and twenty dollars a week.
I saw your checks because I paid your half to
take you wanna take that to hell with you? Go
ahead on hell and wait on you and your four
(06:52):
point five percent. I did the male, I did the
try of lay issues, come.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
On past them. Thank you for gving Motown and Deacon
Depth Jam for those church complaints.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Coming up next it is ask the CLO with our
chief Love officers.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show
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