Church Complaints

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time for the reverend and the deacon.
They are here with church complaints. Oh Lord, wasn't wasn't
really ready for that.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Don't worry about.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Don't have my regular deacon or regular or Motown for it.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's all right.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Motown has win a little little sony Epic Colombia on
them and really wore his heads out the best that
I can. But we are here again, Calbot for church complaints.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
What is it? Ah? I passed that. Today we have
mister Vera.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Jean Gladmore is finally getting her beard cut. She has
gotten tired of the members calling her Deacon Vernon instead
of Vera.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Passed.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
She requesting five cases of magic shave to get the
entire bed off.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I was thinking more of a fundraising with her. Oh,
I was gonna put in a cage in the basement
of the church and help people pay two dollars to
see the bearded lady.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, now that's that and raised money for the building fund.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Exactly at the circus.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So it's a fundraiser.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Or we could have her up a black like or
like like doing car wash, right, have her at the
end behind the drape.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, now I can bring this up to her, but
she's really focusing on getting the magic shaved on and
getting the bed off.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
But that's will run that bar first before we spend
the money on the magic shave.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
And you're not gonna get a case.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, now she needs more than a case, pacitor to
get all that hair off first.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You have to shave it down, or nephew, didn't you
use magic? You know, put it Overcuse me, that's deacon.
It's not nephew, it's deacon. Oh okay, well, old, oh
little character.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Get it together, Reverend. Here's something that you need to know, Pastor.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Our sister the Conde Jenkins and brother Levonte Rivers are
scheduled to be married in three weeks. Instead of you
doing the wedding, they are requesting Bishop Carry, who just
did the raw wedding for Prince Harry and making marcam
They want him, as well as thirty men on heart
as escort him to the reception as.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
They ride in a carry.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yes, well, well will look like I won't be doing
the wed Well, well, I'm just saying this. Good luck
in getting outside or help, which is where you might
can get the preacher that did Oh yeah, maybe Markle

(03:05):
with man. You might be able. I don't know him,
but you may. You may be a pusle train. Come
up with the necessary fee. I'll tell you what. You're
not gonna have thirty damn horses that I bet you
don't have money for that.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
M all right.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I passed the word on, Pastor. Listen beyond say just
about a new thirty dogs dogs don't nobody won't. That's
not elegant, the pastor. The elegance is when the horse
says the elegance costs money. Deacon, I understand. I'm just
telling you what they wanted. But they quit were they
were well quid uh, here's something you need to know, Pastor.

(03:47):
The trips the church robes have now been converted with
the pens in them. The choir would be singing a
marathon concert to raise money for their summer trip to Jerusalem.
Members are complaining. They're saying, this concert is going to stink.
It's up to you to fix this one.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
The path.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Once again, Well, I understand the need.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
For the choir to have a marathon councer.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
U do understand of the application of the pins inside
of the rope?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah? They then? Now you, how did they do.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now you step into the roade, you step into.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
The road and you actually you stepping into the depend
as you can.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ride right right right, kind of like a jumper. Yeah,
and you zip it out. Okay, Well that's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
If sister Bernice needs help with her robe, little sister
her to step down in her start him. Yeah, you
know on that woman, God Jesus start off fault.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Eight up doing.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm not talking about the ward dog that out back either.
I'm talking about the original blooming you. They'll make you cry,
put tears in yall.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right, Pastor mister Glenda Fraser will be doing how
sug avery song and dance. He's asking that all the
men come out and making rain this Wednesday night at
the juke joint around the corner. He said, you gave
her one hundred dollars the last time I gave.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You one hundred dollars to stop. So she might have
been doing the shug avery day, but she looked your like, sugar,
like I just learned something that was shug avery this
over time, cause I swear to God, I thought it
was shooting. It's not death real bath death row shoes

(06:04):
like look you like it scared me to death, so
that hundred I gave her was to stop. Get down
right here.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I got a visual just like it.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
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