August 5, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Ads promised, Steve Harvey is back.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It is time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown
and Deacon death jam we foe gavel Yeah in this
poscurious way, come out here, we out here or steal.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
On a way time Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Post mysteriously wondering what it is now time for church
complain I haven't heard a complaint in so long. I
see no reasons why we are continuing on, but somehow
(00:52):
deacon has found the way. Go ahead, Deacon.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
These today I'm more like work complaints since you have
been gone. These are work complaints from this conquer. Yeah yeah,
let me see how to start. Let's see. Uh, let's see.
We have an issue with Shirley Strawberry. She had a
(01:22):
half a glass of champagne during how monumental birthday with
tipsy for two days. I needed you to know that
they are complaining about that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I've seen Shirley before, long term ago had a full drake. Yeah.
Oh Lord, when them eyes is at half mass oh
slobbing and speech slur ain't nothing worse than a proper
(01:56):
person with slurrige speech largely hard Lord. Now, I hate
to see it, but h.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Junior's hairline has moved to two centimeters back.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
He lord, Lord, God, if you have been gone, it
has moved twelve ye isy, no, where is it now? Hop?
Far back? Hey? It going? Yeah? Lord, he's so far back.
(02:32):
He don't need No, he don't need, he don't need no.
Con yes, yes, yes, lord lord. Let's see he got
on the hat this morning too. Well, we've asked him
to wear that until you get back. That we didn't want.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We didn't want to see it no more till you
got here. So we was worried about that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let me continue here. Now you your hairline going back
like he's running a hundred in the Olympics. What else here?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It looks like Carla had a uh she wants to
be crowned as the uh head cheer mom and they
uh uh. I think she's up against about three or
four chier moms and she's trying to get.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Us to get behind her in march on that and
we don't. I don't think that's really that you march
all you wanting wife, ain't going for that? You might
deserve yeah, yeah, yeah, you might deserve, But they hand
the white cheer moment right now you're gonna be the
head or head cheer mamp. You had to pick up
(03:49):
some weight. You ain't got no weight on you. You
had to get more weight on you. Call it, yeah,
you had you ain't gonna wait, youna have to dye
your hair to the platinum. I'm almost there, okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
These are these are just things that have transpired, and
she's been gone past and now listen, we have another issue.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Uh I.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Our producer Monica is doing a go fund me Paige
because she wants a dog, and she's asking if we
put together. Yes, she's trying to get I don't know
the name of the dog or what type of dog
it is, but she's trying to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So I want you to why I gotta go for me, Paie,
for a dog? The dog she has somebody gave that
to him, by your own damn dog.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, baby, why don't you go down there to the
shelter or sister money going down there to the shelter.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They give them away dogs right before they put them
to sleep, they'll give them away. You're going with this, sister, Well,
these are just facts. Ain't no need of getting mad
at me? Yeah, that's the one thing. White folks don't
want you. No, they'll put the dogs sleep now. But
they don't call it sleep. They call it euphanizing. Euphanizing. Yeah,
they ain't finna get younger. I'll tell you that. Now,
(05:09):
Tell on yourself, nephew, Tell on yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Wait a minute, speak, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm not, nephew. I don't know how you get this.
You are, okay, But let me go ahead and say
that it's still in that champagne, still working on.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's how that is. That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Here's another one past. It seems like it's brewing again.
It is brewing again. It looks like Junior and Timmy
are talking about racing again.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's what it sounds like. Past. I don't know, but
I like.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I don't know if it's all this running both of
them think they got it again. I don't know, but
it looks like that. I'm just telling you that the
stuff that has been brilling since you have been gone,
that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, once again, let me say this about a foot
race between the two of them. I would recommend because
how many years has it been since the last real Yeah,
that's why I think. Please let this go because novel
(06:15):
one of y'all is what you was back then.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, and a.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Whole lot of mold. See it'd be like me running. See,
but you pull a ham string when you was running.
I blow my whole butt out. If I try to
run at a fast pace, skip pull a muscle. It's
called a Buddhist snatch. I feel like somebody just snatched
the whole center part out, throw it on the floor
(06:45):
while I'm running. Ye. Well, I've been gone, so I'm
trying to be extra, making us a lot lost time.
Don't run up next. It is time to ask the
clo he is back in the building. You're listening to
the Day Harvey Morning Show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Ads promised, Steve Harvey is back.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It is time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown
and Deacon death jam we foe gavel Yeah in this
poscurious way, come out here, we out here or steal.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
On a way time Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Post mysteriously wondering what it is now time for church
complain I haven't heard a complaint in so long. I
see no reasons why we are continuing on, but somehow
(00:52):
deacon has found the way. Go ahead, Deacon.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
These today I'm more like work complaints since you have
been gone. These are work complaints from this conquer. Yeah yeah,
let me see how to start. Let's see. Uh, let's see.
We have an issue with Shirley Strawberry. She had a
(01:22):
half a glass of champagne during how monumental birthday with
tipsy for two days. I needed you to know that
they are complaining about that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I've seen Shirley before, long term ago had a full drake. Yeah.
Oh Lord, when them eyes is at half mass oh
slobbing and speech slur ain't nothing worse than a proper
(01:56):
person with slurrige speech largely hard Lord. Now, I hate
to see it, but h.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Junior's hairline has moved to two centimeters back.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
He lord, Lord, God, if you have been gone, it
has moved twelve ye isy, no, where is it now? Hop?
Far back? Hey? It going? Yeah? Lord, he's so far back.
(02:32):
He don't need No, he don't need, he don't need no.
Con yes, yes, yes, lord lord. Let's see he got
on the hat this morning too. Well, we've asked him
to wear that until you get back. That we didn't want.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We didn't want to see it no more till you
got here. So we was worried about that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let me continue here. Now you your hairline going back
like he's running a hundred in the Olympics. What else here?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It looks like Carla had a uh she wants to
be crowned as the uh head cheer mom and they
uh uh. I think she's up against about three or
four chier moms and she's trying to get.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Us to get behind her in march on that and
we don't. I don't think that's really that you march
all you wanting wife, ain't going for that? You might
deserve yeah, yeah, yeah, you might deserve, But they hand
the white cheer moment right now you're gonna be the
head or head cheer mamp. You had to pick up
(03:49):
some weight. You ain't got no weight on you. You
had to get more weight on you. Call it, yeah,
you had you ain't gonna wait, youna have to dye
your hair to the platinum. I'm almost there, okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
These are these are just things that have transpired, and
she's been gone past and now listen, we have another issue.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Uh I.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Our producer Monica is doing a go fund me Paige
because she wants a dog, and she's asking if we
put together. Yes, she's trying to get I don't know
the name of the dog or what type of dog
it is, but she's trying to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So I want you to why I gotta go for me, Paie,
for a dog? The dog she has somebody gave that
to him, by your own damn dog.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, baby, why don't you go down there to the
shelter or sister money going down there to the shelter.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They give them away dogs right before they put them
to sleep, they'll give them away. You're going with this, sister, Well,
these are just facts. Ain't no need of getting mad
at me? Yeah, that's the one thing. White folks don't
want you. No, they'll put the dogs sleep now. But
they don't call it sleep. They call it euphanizing. Euphanizing. Yeah,
they ain't finna get younger. I'll tell you that. Now,
(05:09):
Tell on yourself, nephew, Tell on yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Wait a minute, speak, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm not, nephew. I don't know how you get this.
You are, okay, But let me go ahead and say
that it's still in that champagne, still working on.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's how that is. That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Here's another one past. It seems like it's brewing again.
It is brewing again. It looks like Junior and Timmy
are talking about racing again.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's what it sounds like. Past. I don't know, but
I like.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I don't know if it's all this running both of
them think they got it again. I don't know, but
it looks like that. I'm just telling you that the
stuff that has been brilling since you have been gone,
that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, once again, let me say this about a foot
race between the two of them. I would recommend because
how many years has it been since the last real Yeah,
that's why I think. Please let this go because novel
(06:15):
one of y'all is what you was back then.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, and a.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Whole lot of mold. See it'd be like me running. See,
but you pull a ham string when you was running.
I blow my whole butt out. If I try to
run at a fast pace, skip pull a muscle. It's
called a Buddhist snatch. I feel like somebody just snatched
the whole center part out, throw it on the floor
(06:45):
while I'm running. Ye. Well, I've been gone, so I'm
trying to be extra, making us a lot lost time.
Don't run up next. It is time to ask the
clo he is back in the building. You're listening to
the Day Harvey Morning Show.
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