Comedy Roulette

Here are the signs that you know someone been locked up a long time when they act like this.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it's time now to play a round
of would you rather? Would you rather a window seat
or an aisle seat on an airplane?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Winter? I can't stand somebody stepping over me to go
to the bathroom every five ten. I'm on that.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Window, man.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I hate that cart coming down that aye and your
people bursting up against you when they passed by. But
you know some people don't have that. When you got
your own plane, you ain't nobody passing by you. You know,
you just you just on your own plane. That's why
he ain't got a would you wrap you already? Wrap
ready round?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Would you rather wear nothing but tuxedos for a whole year?
Tuxedos just for a whole year, or pj's for a
whole year? A tuxedos tuxis because you like to dress up.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'll have a pajama tuxedo.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
It don't matter because hell I can sleep in my
tux hell I mean Windy's drive through in a tux.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm gonna how that took seed like they had on
the love boat with them shorts with it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay? Would you rather have a faith tattoo? A faith
tattoo be be or vampire teeth, be vampire teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Don't get yeah, yeah, just I'll just be a non
smile and asked person for what you're not finna do
is put a pair of lips on my damn face.
There's no tattoo. You're gonna start none of this? What
about that, Mike swirly face? I ain't none of that, Mike, Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
If Mike listening, I love it, Mike, it looks great.
I'm not I'm not. You don't You're gonna put my
ass on the plane? I love it?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Mike?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
All right? Would you rather let your mate cheat? Let
your mate cheat for five hundred million dollars? Or would
you record?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait, hold up, he say it again.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Would you rather let let your mate cheat for five
hundred million? Or would you rather cheat for five million?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, seeing I ain't got neither one?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Eight ob.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, I'm going with we ain't got five or five hundred.
It don't really matter. We're coming up either way.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You round to let your mate cheat for five hundred.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Greg, here's you come? You said five hundred.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Million, five hundred million?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Can I say something?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Five?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Can I say something? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Please? Over me?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Please?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
What would you say it, Steve.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, I'll take the five men and do it myself
because I'm gonna lose.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
A benevolent of you, wonderful dear.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
For five mines.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening
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