Comedy Roulette

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Time now for j Anthony Brown's comedy Roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Take it away, Jane, set it up for us.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Please so simple, It is just so simple. You take
three subjects, any three subjects. You won't put them on
a wheel where it stop. We will make it funny.
Damn it right.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Here are today's category before.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Things millennials will say to let you know they're having
a bad day.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okayo.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Ways you say to the family your date is not
that attractive, or the last one TV shows you don't
like to admit that you watch all right?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh oh it stopped on.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Ways you say to the family your date is not
that attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh no, here we go, Tim and Roulette. Ways to
let your family know your date is not that attractive.
Don't try to look into that wondering eye because it
won't be looking at you. Okay, don't throw yourself off
trying to look at it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Things you say to the family to let you know
that your dad is not attractive. You know what, I
really think it's great we have matching hairlines. I really
do think.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Ways to say your date that isn't really that attract
you know what, she looked like her daddy, but she
got a good spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know what I'm saying. Spirit.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Ways to say to your family, your date ain't that attractive. Okay, Listen,
we met at church.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, it said we met at church. Ways to let
your family know that your date is not not that attractive. Okay,
he's gonna have to take his jacket off because his
hump sweats. Okay, so when he get in the house.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Ways to say to the family that your date is unattractive.
I mean, come on, Brandma, you don't use all your TV.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Ways to say to your date, isn't that attractive?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hey, look, I used to say the real family.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Ways to say your family, I'm sorry that your date
is really not that attracted. Listen from the neck down?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
She cold?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Neck down though she's cold.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm just telling you that you're wrong for that.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Way is to say to your family your date ain't
that attractive. Listen, it was a car accident. See what
you're talking about? When she get him, Just listen, it's
a car accident.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ain't coming to relate. Wait to let your family know
your date is not that attractive. He has a neck. Okay,
he has a neck.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Way neck behind. Waste to tell your family your is
not that attractive. Listen, when she come in here, I'm
gonna need all these lights off. Okay, she likes talking
in the dogs. She don't like lights.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Okay, waste the say of your family. Your date just
isn't that attractive. Listen, listen. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
You know what I'm saying. Just works in mysterious way.
That's all I can say. But y'all get ready. You
waste safety.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Your family with your Date's not that unsay?

Speaker 6 (04:05):
All right? When she gets here, bet not nobody say nothing.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
I'm just tell you I When she come in here,
bet not nobody say a damn fan. That's pretty damn
and I mean nothing.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Nothing, heavy breathing, nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
All right. That's comedy roulette. J Anthony's j Anthony Brown's
comedy Roulette. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right
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