Comedy Roulette

We show you right here when it's time to shut up.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it's time for comedy rules Jay now quickly.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's very similar. You guys test our ability to be comedians.
Give us five subjects. Anything you want. Let the wheel stop.
We put it out on the roulette wheel. Wherever you stop.
We do a couple of minutes on. That's how good
we are, all right, that's how.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good we all right, all right, we'll see about that.
We have five topics for you, all right. Number one
the movie, you got this one. Number two being dumped,
all right, that's on the wheel. Number three bed wedding,

(00:41):
it's been there.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I got that one.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Number four bad grades. Number five window, shut up, cat
spind the wheel. Come on. I like movies.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Whoa okay, okay, And that's a good way. When to
shut up? When to shut up? I'll tell you when
you shut up. The minute you look in your rear
view mirror and you see that blue light, it is time.
And I don't want time for you to shut up.
You make an announcement of everybody in the damn car

(01:25):
to shut the hell up, all right. We doesn't know
that there's gonna be one person talking, all right. The
usually the sober is one. If they gotta lean from
the back and talk. The rest have been told to
shut the hell up.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
In that same lane, yes, that same length, in the neighborhood.
When you see somebody running from the law, when the
law look at us, we don't know nothing. I had
one fring on poins say he went that way?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What did you tell?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Damn fuck you already he know. Now you're sitting in
the log the same way down with you could have
pointed the other way there when he see uk. Do
you think he looking?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You didn't see nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Shut the hell up?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, I'm gonna go on another route. Let me just
do two quickly, fellas. You know it's time to shut up.
When you feeling guilty and you want to confess.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Dog, what this.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Moment you have? God, we're not going in there that.
Let me tell you when my first marriage, I went
out one night, me and my partner. You know, you know,
I just told told Max Wether I was going out
right here, I'm over at the house. A couple of

(02:56):
days later, my partner regored I went to club with
This is what he says it. Hey, man, tell your
wife about the club.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
We will.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
You're looking at him like what I just just something,
Just what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
My wife about to club we went to, was.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
About to tell you shut up.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'll tell you enough time to shut up. It's a
trick to when your mama say say something.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
But then did you hear me?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
What I'm spot to do?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
How am I gonna answer you?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
I'm just about to be quiet, right, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Take my chances on shutting the hell up.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Say something, say something?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, yeah, what fun? You got one?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You got one?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Time to go ahead. When you own the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
With a woman and you hear her husband say, who
the hell are you talking to?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Man, you better shut your mom, hang up and block
that number.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just shut up.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Not doing you as as as far as my mama.
When my mama say, I guess I'm lying, then shut.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Up, shut up?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Got shut up?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You guys can.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
What we did. That's what we did.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show