Comedy Roulette

You already know Black people say certain things when they give directions.  Here you go!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Jay, it is time for one of our
favorite segments, comedy roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, please do.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm
a comedian, and Steve is a comedian. Because we're all
four comedians. Since we have four comedians on the show,
we take full steps to put them on a wheel
wherever we'll make it funny.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Why do we do that, Jay?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because because Juniors comedian comedian, I'm a comedian.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You who are not?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's you j Tommy and let me go no, because
you're taking fun out of it.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here we go. Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
The number one things people say who've been in jail
a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh, that's a nice one.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, get this one, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Directions that black people give you all.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not getting
a lot of sex.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
All day there for a hour.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
If you want, some people say, who don't have cable?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's another good one. All right, spun it. Oh this
is unusual. It's stopped one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Directions that black people give you.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Definitely, black people give them different directions.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, what you want to do is do you know
where the Baptist church used to be.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You don't know where it used to be. Well, you're
not gonna find it.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I
am black, so I do have I do have some
directions that black people live. This is also a direction
when you back it up.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come
on back, Oh, come on, you come on, union.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You got it on this side, you got it.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, come on, Hold what.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
You got that's what you're looking for right there, that's
the hoole, what you got direction people give Now, Look.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
This is what you want to do.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Now you want to go down here to the second
stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there, Go
down to the next block.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't know what your feet that is, but go
down to the next block. It's a store there.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Go in that store and ask for Lucky, and Lucky
know how to get.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Come on, all right is right out there across from
ear O'Neil.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
That's what black people say.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Directions that black people give you.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Jay, we're different.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
With Okay, you're gonna go down a bit ways and
you're gonna see an old man sitting on the porch.
If he ain't on the porch. You just keep driving
a wait till he come out, and then you make
a left.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Right there.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You you can't miss it right that.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
This is a direction that black people give you. What
you mean, you don't know where we're at. We at
the same place where Lyddy.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Was shot right there. How come you home with you've
been when Liddy got shot?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I was there, Keith for shelf down with them with
the exact same spot with when Lindy got shot.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Gosh, this is what you want to do.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Take this road, this row it, take this road, this
row it, take this row it you go down this road. Now,
this here is as fault. Now wait till you see
a dirt road. Now you see a dirt road, that
way you make your right. You are to see the
house coming up on the right side. If you go

(04:35):
further than that, you might see a klan rally. That
means you went too far. You might want to back
it up.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You might want to.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Back it up.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Directions that black people get. Make a left.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
When you get down there and see the big black
tree that got your squirrels.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
In it, and you got to be.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Looking, yes here go right here, y'all, how much gas
you got in your car, because you ain't gonna make
it on half a tank.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're gonna need to have a whole full tank of
gas to get.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
What I got it.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
All these are directions that black people give you. Okay,
you're coming to the Fan of Reunion. Okay, follow the
north Star till they running the Cheryl House. Just follow
the north Star to the run into Hryl House.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Right here, Kenny, Kenny, it's a man out here lost.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I didn't even know how to get that, sir.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Okay, going down all the way to the rock. Get
down at the rock, make a right pulling that gas
station on that corner. Now there's an old woman in
there that's selling barbecue sand We got to buy a
barbecue sandwich. Some then ask her question you're trying to

(06:24):
but if you don't buy a sandwich's just gonna be
stepping in it.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
And that lady concludes comedy roulette for you to We'll
be back. Yeah, right after this.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Great job, guy, because I'm a comedian in Jayson, commedian

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Toay, you're listening morning show