Comedy Roulette

Here are the things that people wwhisper in church.  Spun it baby!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, guys, here we are. It is time for
today's comedy roulette. Jay, please set it up for us.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Here's how we do it, because we know how to
do it. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.
Spun the wheel around, wed stop, we'll do the damn thing.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Put them up and spin it.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Let me hear what we get, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Today's categories are things people whisper in church, Ways you
describe someone from outer space. Let me read that one again,
Ways you describe someone from outer space.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Stuff kids say when they want you to babysit, and
then stuff kids say when they want you to babysit.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
All right, got them spin the wheel? Yeah yeah, really
out of state? Oh okay, just missed it. It's things
people whisper in church. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Then we go comedy rou lette, Things people whisper in church?
Now she know that hat is just too damn big. Seriously,
nobody on this rope can see a damn.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
All right, ja, if we're doing things people whisper in church?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, I don't know why I passed that, Like he
only want to hear a word from God.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I heard one too. Sit down, Oh, wrap it up.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Cut your mic on from Oh there, you man, I've
been talking ten minutes ago, y'all. Ain't he a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Happened?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Things people whispering church. You know you know why she
lay get into the class. Then she always understudy the past.
That's what they be doing. That's what they be doing.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Things in church, big dog, Julia Junior. What's the school?
I love it? I love it. I love it church.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Come things people whispering chef in church. If that old
lady hit that tambourine, one more damn time, one more
damn time again.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Things people say in church. I see they got Satan
attendance service this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Right, things people whisper in church. He gonna be another
damn pass me that flask. You gotta get PERI a
little nip out of that. I just need a little nils.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
People whisper in church.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Ju I ain't won't say nothing.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
He really can't preach. That'd be a comment.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Let these people whispering church. You know, praise dancers ain't
in the Bible nowhere in the Bible nowhere.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Praise the Lord there all right, Things people say in church,
whispering church. We all know he got new dances.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
He ain't got to smile that damn much.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's new grill. Is she coming?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Kids? You know that little one has blown her brother
and you know that, you.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Know, look just like him. Things people whisper in church.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
We'll close it up to you. What you yeah, I
sn't want to hit that lead singer dog.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Real right there. I've heard that one so real. All right,
thank you guys. That's comedy roulette, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
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