July 3, 2024 • 4 mins
How you gonna talk about my car when you ain't got one of your own?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Time for comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming one of our
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Quickly set it up.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What it is.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Every week, our comedy ability is tested on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, hey, what you do? Give us five subjects? Put
them on the wheel, spind the wheel. We we can
do it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are here the subjects?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, Number one, I don't like your friends, all.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Right, Okay, that's yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Number two, she can't cook worth a darn.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I'm just gonna say she can't cook, and that I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't land on there.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Number three. People who don't have a car but talk
trash about.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Your life car at all?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, I have one? All right.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Four, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wrestling is fake.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Five she thinks she cute.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Come on, come on, come on, you thinks she's cute.
She thinks she's cute. Come on that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Number two?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's all I mean, all right, what you got? What
you got?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
People who don't have a car but talk trash about yours.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I started around here.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Not only do they not have a car, they talk
trash about you and you the one with the car,
stuff like why you late?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Why you late picking me up?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I've been out here twenty minutes already waiting on you.
They get in your car, they hear sounds that normally
they wouldn't hear on the bus. Yeah yeah, but all
of a sudden, do you hear that ticking? You hear
that clicking? Sounds like you need new tires? That what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Don't even have a car, don't even have a coat?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You got what I say?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We get on my nerveal.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
People that don't have a car. When they get in
your car said, just as far to see, go back?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You not even set it down before? How the hell
did you begin?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You gotta any leg room if you talk about this
far back, just as far back as most cars.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Have a limit. Don't see if you ain't know that
you're walking?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
How come when you asked me to pick you up
from the bus stop and then get in my car, nigga,
you ain't this just this is just a phone centing
that this home is here. You worried about the cylinders?
You get your hands back on the butt.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Get in my car and all these didn't happen to me?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
While your radio don't work, breaking up pain, you've been
in all my money on gas?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, they make him statement like, you know you passed
the gas.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They but they don't ever say I'm chipping in on gas.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Never any place close they need to go.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Never it's way cross down and they offer you could
you run me across down for two dollars gas?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
There?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, you know what?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
You know?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
My dird man by people no cars, They fierously get
on get on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Were people who don't have a car, told about why
your car at wash?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Why it's dirty? They taking their fingers straight outside. It'll
been about three weeks since you watched this, all right,
you know what? At least I got a vehicle to
pull in there?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know why you Why are you walking?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's the bad question.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How would you get in my car?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
They're gonna tell me, I can't believe you spent this
much money on this car.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yours?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Would?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But I would you?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
How you go?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I said this, the holy go God, tell me, man up.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
This was really happened to me. I had a car
man that smoked real bad. I pull up at a
bus stop. Two dudes at the bus stop, they say, hey.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Man, you're cooking ribs and.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
How much you're some sandwich?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But you walking? Yeah, all right once again.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Great job, guys, is always you never let us down with.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Comedy Roulette and we'll be back with the Nephews Brank phone.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Call right after this.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You're listening Hard Morning Show
Time for comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming one of our
favorite games.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Quickly set it up.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What it is.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Every week, our comedy ability is tested on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, hey, what you do? Give us five subjects? Put
them on the wheel, spind the wheel. We we can
do it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are here the subjects?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, Number one, I don't like your friends, all.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Right, Okay, that's yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Number two, she can't cook worth a darn.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I'm just gonna say she can't cook, and that I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't land on there.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Number three. People who don't have a car but talk
trash about.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Your life car at all?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, I have one? All right.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Four, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wrestling is fake.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Five she thinks she cute.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Come on, come on, come on, you thinks she's cute.
She thinks she's cute. Come on that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Number two?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's all I mean, all right, what you got? What
you got?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
People who don't have a car but talk trash about yours.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I started around here.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Not only do they not have a car, they talk
trash about you and you the one with the car,
stuff like why you late?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Why you late picking me up?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I've been out here twenty minutes already waiting on you.
They get in your car, they hear sounds that normally
they wouldn't hear on the bus. Yeah yeah, but all
of a sudden, do you hear that ticking? You hear
that clicking? Sounds like you need new tires? That what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Don't even have a car, don't even have a coat?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You got what I say?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We get on my nerveal.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
People that don't have a car. When they get in
your car said, just as far to see, go back?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You not even set it down before? How the hell
did you begin?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You gotta any leg room if you talk about this
far back, just as far back as most cars.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Have a limit. Don't see if you ain't know that
you're walking?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
How come when you asked me to pick you up
from the bus stop and then get in my car, nigga,
you ain't this just this is just a phone centing
that this home is here. You worried about the cylinders?
You get your hands back on the butt.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Get in my car and all these didn't happen to me?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
While your radio don't work, breaking up pain, you've been
in all my money on gas?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, they make him statement like, you know you passed
the gas.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They but they don't ever say I'm chipping in on gas.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Never any place close they need to go.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Never it's way cross down and they offer you could
you run me across down for two dollars gas?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
There?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, you know what?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
You know?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
My dird man by people no cars, They fierously get
on get on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Were people who don't have a car, told about why
your car at wash?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Why it's dirty? They taking their fingers straight outside. It'll
been about three weeks since you watched this, all right,
you know what? At least I got a vehicle to
pull in there?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know why you Why are you walking?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's the bad question.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How would you get in my car?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
They're gonna tell me, I can't believe you spent this
much money on this car.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yours?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Would?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But I would you?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
How you go?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I said this, the holy go God, tell me, man up.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
This was really happened to me. I had a car
man that smoked real bad. I pull up at a
bus stop. Two dudes at the bus stop, they say, hey.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Man, you're cooking ribs and.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
How much you're some sandwich?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But you walking? Yeah, all right once again.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Great job, guys, is always you never let us down with.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Comedy Roulette and we'll be back with the Nephews Brank phone.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Call right after this.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
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