Comedy Roulette

Here are the things you tell your girl if your phone rings at 2:30am.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, guys, here we go with comedy roulette. These
are your choices, These are your subjects. Things you tell
your girl if your phone rings at two thirty in
the morning. Things white kids say to their parents that
black kids won't. And here's the last one. Things the
coach says when he's lost all his games. All right,

(00:23):
you got it, love it. Let's go, let's spin it.
Let's spin a wheel. Oh oh, all right, guys, I
can't wait to hear these. It's stopped on. Things you
tell your girl if your phone rings at two thirty

(00:45):
in the morning. Let's go, Jake.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Then you tell your girl if your phone rings at
two thirty one. I told mama I was gonna take
her to the doctor when I wake up. Damn, you
got to call hit his time tonight, Play it off,
play it.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
All one, all right. Things should tell your girl if
your phone rings at two thirty in the morning, Junior.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I can't leave Amazon trying to find me to deliver
a package tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
What I'd like to.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
See. Things you tell your girl if your phone rings
at two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, man, I saw the game. I know I owe
you the money. I call it your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
We're playing comedy roulette. Things you tell your girl if
your phone rings at two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Let's go, Jay, you should have my phone, your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
two thirty in the morning, bade listen.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I told them I'm moving in the morning. I ain't
moving tonight. I'm calling him.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Tommy, what do your drunk ass roll now? Damn pour
yourself together, Damn Thomas Man, I just talk to him
about that, all right, you're here right.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at
two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
See, sometimes when you make a phone call early in
the day, the phone will call you back to let
you know that you're trying to call that person. That's
what's happening.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
What what? I hope she's confused, that's all.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
All right. Things you tell your girl if your phone
rings at two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Baby, I'm finna change churches. I'm not doing this midnight
prayer call all the time. Yeah, I'm not doing it,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
See yes, yes, bring the pizza right up, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Crazy pizza.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Going down here and get this pizza?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right? Things you tell your girl If your phone
rings at two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He must have found my wallet. That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh you lost your walletday? Really they could wait till
the things should tell your girl If your phone rings
at two thirty a m.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Who is that?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
We all shot?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Essy?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Shock?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
There?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Am? I?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Things you tell your girl, Steve, come on and close
it out. If your phone rings at two thirty in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh baby, I always pull my phone out the window like.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That, Yo.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Done up its full let a phone scared the hell
out of me. I brought the full phone out of
throughout their window light.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Sir. All right. That, ladies and gentlemen, is comedy roulette
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