Comedy Roulette - You Know You Live With Your Mama When - 12.29.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Jay, it's time for comedy roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Set it up quickly.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's just the insults. Every week you test out comedy ability.
Tell you what you do. Take five subjects. Put them
on a wheel, spinding the wheel. Which stop, We'll do
the thing?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I have the categories. Let's spend. Let me let's get ready.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, she has an she has an invisible boyfriend,
somebody like that. All right, that's number one. Number Stop
lying you stand at your mama's house.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Number three?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
What are you going to get that back to fix you?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Right? Number four?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know they reproved that car at number five.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I don't know how to tell.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You this, but she's seeing somebody cat.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Come on that too, Come on to come on, laid
it a number two? Stop lying? You staying at your
mama's house.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Know how I know you staying at your mama house.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
He at the club.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I hear you on the phone say hey, I'll be
there in a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Mama leed a key under the door.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
You and your mama.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Your mama's out. I know you stay at your mama house.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Now, I know you be trying to hide all your clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Got creasing. You You don't iron that good.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Your clothes got even crease bagging on both shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
You're standing at your MoMA Yes, you know you're staying
at your mama house. When you got a lunch bag
with your name on it in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Mama made that for you.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
When you when when you on your cell phone talking
and we can hear the washing machine in the backroomment.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know you know, I know you stand at your
mama house. You ain't got your own key, and the
key you got is around your neck.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
You ain't fooling you keep growing man.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I know you stay at your mama house. But I'll
come to your mama. How family functions? You the first one? Now,
you the first one.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Here, right, We know you're staying at your mama house
when you you only invite us over doing prayer meetings.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Mama gone to church tonight. We can come through. Yeah,
I know that your mama husband.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
This is how I know you live at your mama's house.
You always smell damp, smell like the face.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
You know how I know you just smell and everything.
That's how I know you standing at your mama house.
Every day, you coming in talking about a gospel show
you watch.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
When you start watching old steam like experience in this area.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
That's why I know you stay at your mama house
when you always into it with her boyfriend. How come
you with Earl all the way that out.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
That you don't like nothing?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house
cause you're losing.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You smell like a vau Yeah, yeah, what are you talking?
What it smell of that white diamond? What is that about?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Out?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
This is how you know you live your mama's house called.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
The car you're driving.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Got a Bible on the dashboard in the head.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Jesus, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
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