Depressing Places - 05.16.25

Steve Harvey describes some of the most depressing places he can think of.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Steve is here with some depressing places.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Steve, oh, I was thinking of some depressing places you
can be.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
There are places that get depressing.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Like it's depressing if you're in the car with somebody
and they got the raady on playing some music you
can't stand.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
But you can't say nothing because it ain't your coffin. Man,
you can be depressed.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You'll just be looking out the one Let your face
be up against the glass.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Stuff. You're gonna like this. I tell you something else.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
You have to throw a house party over three people
show up. Man, you're just in there. Man, them little
sandwich is just drying out with your tooth fix in it.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I tell you something else depressing because I gotta go
tomorrow in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
What if you go to the d m V.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And you number one, four, two six, and they only
on number eight seventy one, it's six hundred more people.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, yeah, I tell you something to depressed.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And this was me and Winton one time, watching your
child play sports.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
But they ain't work for no really, Winton was on
the basketball team. I've never been so ambassed in my
whole life. You're yeah, I can take up piano something.
Did you leave? No, I was. I took him off
the team. You take him all. I took him off

(01:54):
the team. We just say what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I can tell right now you can't play basketball. I've
been working with you, and this is it. It's a
team thing. You guys are there out here just having
the little white kids shaking and baking you.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm watching you now.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You're not gonna do that to me. He's not gonna
do that to me. He is out here shaking and
breaking you. He all tween his legs, breaking your wrists.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Check up for you, hob No. I took him right
on up. Man, How was Winson eight? What you do?
You'd killing? Dream killing? Step back and knocked out. I
took him up. You got other gifts only I said,

(02:47):
it's right here, and I'm sitting.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Next to the white boy father. Hey, great move, Caleb.
He took my white boy named Ka right there. You
coming out of basketball? May the white boy ever been
in the NBA named Kate.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'll tell you another place that's depressed. What's that?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
What if you go to a Sandals couple resorts by yourself, everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Booed up eating you over there, eating you on your night.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
DrAk everybody woman, Fine, I'll tell you another depressing plate.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right church. If you know you're.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Going to hell, it's a hard place to.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sit in here. Five, this is about me.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hell five, ain't no way you're gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I tell you another dressing shad. Is this about me?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Pa?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Here's another depressing place. Tender?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
If you ugly, you tender, and you ugly, it's so
many swipe you ain't never you've been on that three weeks,
I ain't Nobody swiped you and kept you.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow, that's body you swipe. Don't swipe back. That's depressing.
That's pretty bad. You own tender and you just ugly.
That's pressing. Yeah, that's depressing. That's bad, dud. It's depressing.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
When the male man show up, you think he got
your in come tax returns and you smoke here you
think I'm gonna pay these talk.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You ain't see nothing in your check your bank. Feeling
so depressed right now, you gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Another something that can be pretty depressed. You get that
pregnancy test kit from the drug store and pee on
it and it ain't the color you want.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, brother, that's pretty bad. Yeah, your whole day if
you go right down there and get another one, don't.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You get you about three of them something?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm paying for them, No worry.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I had them lined up one time, about eight on.
All of them was the same color.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Try it again, Try it now, try try wow? See
will you really manage to bring the show down? Yeah,
you talk.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
About just remember if you've been on tender two weeks,
it ain't nobody swiped you yet.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You need to check yourself.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Take that phone, go off, put a new one. It's
time to cat fish somebody. At this point you need
to get into check. Two weeks on Senda, I hain't nobody.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Swipe your kid, not a one. Yeah, you keep checking?
How busted are you really? It's a depressent now. Can't
believe you thought of this, Steve. All right, well, uh
we'll try to bring the mood up a little bit here. Well,

(06:34):
the only way your mood is messed up as you
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