Drunk Racoon - 12.04.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, guys, so in weird animal news.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
According to USA Today, authorities responding to a break in
at a Virginia liquor store and apprehended a drunk raccoon.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I saw this, Yeah, I ain't seen that.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
After ransacking the shelves, the raccoon passed out drunk, and
the bathroom right next to the throne, right next to it.
The Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter set in a
statement in part when animals arrived on the scene.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
When officials arrived on.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
The scene, and they secured the animal and transported him
back to a shelter. After a few hours of sleep
and no signs of injury other than maybe a hangover,
the raccoon was safely released back to the wild.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeahson, when he got back into wild, the story he had?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
What did?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
He says?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Hey, Hey, hey, y'all's haddening?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hey, Roscoe, what are you being? Man? I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
That liquor store.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Down there on Folk, you know water on Folk, be.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
In the back, somebody living, dog boy. I got up
in there. I got a hold of it. You know,
you know how we.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Be licking the top of that Mickey's ale. I had
a whole bottle in there, and boy that mickey get
you right.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, now, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Micky.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
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